John
@mrjohnmain.bsky.social
He/him
Massive nerd, proud dad, dog lover, shitty poet, gamer, builder of things, connoisseur of dad jokes, and unshakable ally.
Love trumps hate ♥️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🩶🖤
Massive nerd, proud dad, dog lover, shitty poet, gamer, builder of things, connoisseur of dad jokes, and unshakable ally.
Love trumps hate ♥️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🩶🖤
My wife just, in genuine innocence, said "I've never seen Basic Instinct, but I remember the hoo-haa" 😂😂😂
September 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My wife just, in genuine innocence, said "I've never seen Basic Instinct, but I remember the hoo-haa" 😂😂😂
Formally, legally established what we all already knew - that Israel are committing genocide and attempting to destroy the Palestinian people in their entirety. The Israeli state is now indistinguishable from the Nazis www.bbc.com/news/article... #freeGaza
Israel has committed genocide in Gaza, UN commission of inquiry says
The panel finds that four of the five genocidal acts defined under international law have been carried out against Palestinians during the war.
www.bbc.com
September 16, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Formally, legally established what we all already knew - that Israel are committing genocide and attempting to destroy the Palestinian people in their entirety. The Israeli state is now indistinguishable from the Nazis www.bbc.com/news/article... #freeGaza
Yoooo. My hands are huuuuuuuge...
July 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yoooo. My hands are huuuuuuuge...
Just saw a sparrow hover. Pretty sure this is the matrix...
July 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just saw a sparrow hover. Pretty sure this is the matrix...
Saying this again because it's nuts how many people still don't understand. CRITICISING THE ILLEGAL GENOCIDAL ACTIONS OF THE ISRAELI STATE IS NOT ANTISEMITIC! THE STATE IS NOT THE RELIGION! #gaza #freepalestine
July 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Saying this again because it's nuts how many people still don't understand. CRITICISING THE ILLEGAL GENOCIDAL ACTIONS OF THE ISRAELI STATE IS NOT ANTISEMITIC! THE STATE IS NOT THE RELIGION! #gaza #freepalestine
One of these is a crime. But apparently not the one you'd think... #gaza #freepalestine
June 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of these is a crime. But apparently not the one you'd think... #gaza #freepalestine
Pour one out for the guy responsible for Jarvis Cocker's microphone cable! #glastonbury #pulp
June 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Pour one out for the guy responsible for Jarvis Cocker's microphone cable! #glastonbury #pulp
Wonderful day at #grampianpride with an enormously warm and open hearted community of people 🥰
June 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Wonderful day at #grampianpride with an enormously warm and open hearted community of people 🥰
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If you're around Banff, North East Scotland on Saturday, and like art, come along to the Artists' Studio Sale at St Mary's Church Hall, AB45 1AB.
Bargain prices for art and materials.
You could also visit our beaches, and local sights, so make it a day, if you want.
#Banff #Scotland #Art #DaysOut
Bargain prices for art and materials.
You could also visit our beaches, and local sights, so make it a day, if you want.
#Banff #Scotland #Art #DaysOut
May 14, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Favourite subtitles of the day!
May 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Favourite subtitles of the day!
This is why every vote matters. Voter apathy helps the far right bigots gain platforms for their bile.
May 2, 2025 at 8:24 AM
This is why every vote matters. Voter apathy helps the far right bigots gain platforms for their bile.
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This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
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www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
April 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
www.crabmuseum.org/visit
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
April 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Primary use for smart speakers in my house...
March 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Primary use for smart speakers in my house...
Fighting the good fight against fascist TERF Nazis in Aberdeen on Saturday #NaziScumbags #LoveNotHate
March 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Fighting the good fight against fascist TERF Nazis in Aberdeen on Saturday #NaziScumbags #LoveNotHate
Acceptance
Started off a bit Dr Seuss, but then went another way. 1000 points for anyone who knows where Bodkin Van Horn comes from #shittypoem #poem #poetry #acceptance #poetsofaberdeenshire
Started off a bit Dr Seuss, but then went another way. 1000 points for anyone who knows where Bodkin Van Horn comes from #shittypoem #poem #poetry #acceptance #poetsofaberdeenshire
February 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Acceptance
Started off a bit Dr Seuss, but then went another way. 1000 points for anyone who knows where Bodkin Van Horn comes from #shittypoem #poem #poetry #acceptance #poetsofaberdeenshire
Started off a bit Dr Seuss, but then went another way. 1000 points for anyone who knows where Bodkin Van Horn comes from #shittypoem #poem #poetry #acceptance #poetsofaberdeenshire
Skin Deep - A valentines poem about my beautiful wife xx #shittypoem #poem #poetsofaberdeenshire #valentine
February 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Skin Deep - A valentines poem about my beautiful wife xx #shittypoem #poem #poetsofaberdeenshire #valentine
This is the nerdiest joke I have ever come up with and I shall accept no questions
alias P45='sudo rm -rf /'
#nerdjoke #massivenerd #geekchic
alias P45='sudo rm -rf /'
#nerdjoke #massivenerd #geekchic
February 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is the nerdiest joke I have ever come up with and I shall accept no questions
alias P45='sudo rm -rf /'
#nerdjoke #massivenerd #geekchic
alias P45='sudo rm -rf /'
#nerdjoke #massivenerd #geekchic
February 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Accidentally made decaff instead of regular this morning then massively overcompensated with a pot of rocket fuel and now I can smell colours
January 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Accidentally made decaff instead of regular this morning then massively overcompensated with a pot of rocket fuel and now I can smell colours
