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Jert
@mrjert.bsky.social
Visual Artist
Licensed art:
Jim Henson Studios•
•Universal Studios•Topps•
•Sony•Scholastic•Toho international•
•Disney-20th Century Fox•
•Monkey Paw•Dario Argento



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Hello Bluesky, I’m going to post some art.
Nope;
for @cavitycolors.bsky.social licensed by Monkey Paw Productions.
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Everyday another dead kennedy’s song
June 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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✨ It’s only forever, not long at all… 👹 We’re so excited, and just had to share another SNEAK PEAK from our officially licensed LABYRINTH collection! Here’s a look at this incredibly detailed design featuring an array of whimsical creatures from beyond the maze, & more! Can you name them all? 👀
April 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
They’re crashing the system so they can buy it back for pennies on the dollar. Simple as that.
April 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
So the vibe I’m getting is that inflation is totally fine as long as it your favowit pwesident
April 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
New officially licensed art featuring characters from Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal. #jimhenson #darkcrystal #bronzeagecomics #illustration #illustrator

PS- Please excuse the repost, I donked up a couple things the first time around
March 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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🔮 AVAILABLE NOW! ✨ We’re celebrating THE DARK CRYSTAL with new officially tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!

⏰ Open pre order ends this Sunday! Don’t miss out on the first of many Jim Henson tributes we’ll be launching!
March 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Drain her essence! ✨ Our new officially licensed THE DARK CRYSTAL collection arrives TODAY at 5 PM EST! 🔮 Hmmmmmm!

💀 Get ready for magical new tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!

🔮 Who else is a fan of this classic?
March 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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What’re your favorite movie theater snacks? Let us know in the comments what you’re munching on at the movies! 🍿🍫🥤🌭

But beware, no snack is safe from GHOST FACE! 😱 This new officially licensed tee is inspired by that one super catchy, classic animated intermission segment. Yum!
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
February 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Joe Rogan is Psy-op
February 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Common side effects;
watch common side effects.
February 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
FREEDOM-EGGS-UNITY-FOX- RUPERT MURDOCH!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Watching SuperBowl, So far nothing about eggs
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Dude, I fuckin can’t with these autogenerated AI videos.
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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After my dad died I got a text from the funeral home asking to give them a 5 star review on yelp.
February 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m the newspaper of record now. That’s right, ME!
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
eggggggggggggggzzzzzzzzzzzz *deep inhale* EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and on into infinity
February 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM