Jert
@mrjert.bsky.social
Visual Artist
Licensed art:
Jim Henson Studios•
•Universal Studios•Topps•
•Sony•Scholastic•Toho international•
•Disney-20th Century Fox•
•Monkey Paw•Dario Argento
Jert Jert Jert
Www.jert.co
Licensed art:
Jim Henson Studios•
•Universal Studios•Topps•
•Sony•Scholastic•Toho international•
•Disney-20th Century Fox•
•Monkey Paw•Dario Argento
Jert Jert Jert
Www.jert.co
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Jert
@mrjert.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Hello Bluesky, I’m going to post some art.
Nope;
for @cavitycolors.bsky.social licensed by Monkey Paw Productions.
Nope;
for @cavitycolors.bsky.social licensed by Monkey Paw Productions.
New Work alert!
Jert | U.S. General William Tecumseh-Cola Sherman: Burning With Flavor (2025) | Available for Sale | Artsy
Available for sale from ABV Gallery , Jert, U.S. General William Tecumseh-Cola Sherman: Burning With Flavor (2025), Graphite, Wash, Watercolor and Acrylic …
www.artsy.net
June 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
New Work alert!
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
WILL BE
IN FULL COLOR
Everyday another dead kennedy’s song
June 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Everyday another dead kennedy’s song
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✨ It’s only forever, not long at all… 👹 We’re so excited, and just had to share another SNEAK PEAK from our officially licensed LABYRINTH collection! Here’s a look at this incredibly detailed design featuring an array of whimsical creatures from beyond the maze, & more! Can you name them all? 👀
April 18, 2025 at 8:08 PM
✨ It’s only forever, not long at all… 👹 We’re so excited, and just had to share another SNEAK PEAK from our officially licensed LABYRINTH collection! Here’s a look at this incredibly detailed design featuring an array of whimsical creatures from beyond the maze, & more! Can you name them all? 👀
They’re crashing the system so they can buy it back for pennies on the dollar. Simple as that.
April 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They’re crashing the system so they can buy it back for pennies on the dollar. Simple as that.
So the vibe I’m getting is that inflation is totally fine as long as it your favowit pwesident
April 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
So the vibe I’m getting is that inflation is totally fine as long as it your favowit pwesident
New officially licensed art featuring characters from Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal. #jimhenson #darkcrystal #bronzeagecomics #illustration #illustrator
PS- Please excuse the repost, I donked up a couple things the first time around
PS- Please excuse the repost, I donked up a couple things the first time around
March 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
New officially licensed art featuring characters from Jim Henson’s The Dark Crystal. #jimhenson #darkcrystal #bronzeagecomics #illustration #illustrator
PS- Please excuse the repost, I donked up a couple things the first time around
PS- Please excuse the repost, I donked up a couple things the first time around
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🔮 AVAILABLE NOW! ✨ We’re celebrating THE DARK CRYSTAL with new officially tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!
⏰ Open pre order ends this Sunday! Don’t miss out on the first of many Jim Henson tributes we’ll be launching!
⏰ Open pre order ends this Sunday! Don’t miss out on the first of many Jim Henson tributes we’ll be launching!
March 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🔮 AVAILABLE NOW! ✨ We’re celebrating THE DARK CRYSTAL with new officially tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!
⏰ Open pre order ends this Sunday! Don’t miss out on the first of many Jim Henson tributes we’ll be launching!
⏰ Open pre order ends this Sunday! Don’t miss out on the first of many Jim Henson tributes we’ll be launching!
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Drain her essence! ✨ Our new officially licensed THE DARK CRYSTAL collection arrives TODAY at 5 PM EST! 🔮 Hmmmmmm!
💀 Get ready for magical new tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!
🔮 Who else is a fan of this classic?
💀 Get ready for magical new tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!
🔮 Who else is a fan of this classic?
March 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Drain her essence! ✨ Our new officially licensed THE DARK CRYSTAL collection arrives TODAY at 5 PM EST! 🔮 Hmmmmmm!
💀 Get ready for magical new tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!
🔮 Who else is a fan of this classic?
💀 Get ready for magical new tees (classic cavity & comfort colors), zip-up hoodies, jogger sweatpants, a crystal purple tie-dye, and more!
🔮 Who else is a fan of this classic?
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What’re your favorite movie theater snacks? Let us know in the comments what you’re munching on at the movies! 🍿🍫🥤🌭
But beware, no snack is safe from GHOST FACE! 😱 This new officially licensed tee is inspired by that one super catchy, classic animated intermission segment. Yum!
But beware, no snack is safe from GHOST FACE! 😱 This new officially licensed tee is inspired by that one super catchy, classic animated intermission segment. Yum!
February 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What’re your favorite movie theater snacks? Let us know in the comments what you’re munching on at the movies! 🍿🍫🥤🌭
But beware, no snack is safe from GHOST FACE! 😱 This new officially licensed tee is inspired by that one super catchy, classic animated intermission segment. Yum!
But beware, no snack is safe from GHOST FACE! 😱 This new officially licensed tee is inspired by that one super catchy, classic animated intermission segment. Yum!
Reposted by Jert
Reposted by Jert
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
theonion.com
February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
Common side effects;
watch common side effects.
watch common side effects.
February 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Common side effects;
watch common side effects.
watch common side effects.
FREEDOM-EGGS-UNITY-FOX- RUPERT MURDOCH!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
FREEDOM-EGGS-UNITY-FOX- RUPERT MURDOCH!!!!
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Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
February 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…
embarrassing…
Watching SuperBowl, So far nothing about eggs
February 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Watching SuperBowl, So far nothing about eggs
Dude, I fuckin can’t with these autogenerated AI videos.
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dude, I fuckin can’t with these autogenerated AI videos.
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After my dad died I got a text from the funeral home asking to give them a 5 star review on yelp.
February 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
After my dad died I got a text from the funeral home asking to give them a 5 star review on yelp.
I’m the newspaper of record now. That’s right, ME!
February 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I’m the newspaper of record now. That’s right, ME!
eggggggggggggggzzzzzzzzzzzz *deep inhale* EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and on into infinity
February 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
eggggggggggggggzzzzzzzzzzzz *deep inhale* EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and on into infinity