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Jake; Connection Established
@mrjake.bsky.social
You don’t know who I am, and that’s ok.
Working with zero brain cells today
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Today LiveJournal reminded me I never deleted LiveJournal
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We’ve been waiting on the refs for like five minutes

#TexasStars
June 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I totally forgot that Tim Hortons was kind of in Austin.

Also, playoff hockey hits different
#texashockey
May 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I went hiking up Enchanted Rock last weekend, and I can honestly say I did not die.

Here is the one picture where I was not sucking wind.
May 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And Texas goes back to no chill
May 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Well, this isn’t good
May 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Closes Expedia window
Stares at wall for a while
Sighs
April 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Here are some sea lions
March 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
What the actual fuck is this nightmare fuel generator
February 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A superb owl you say?
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Yes, he had a rough first, but had a solid second.
February 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s strange seeing Grubauer in a CV sweater

#SeaKraken
February 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The kitty decided that I didn’t need to work on that computer today.
January 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Well, I found my new favorite meme this morning.
January 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Plus many of the cities don't have snow removal equipment. The last snow here my neighbor who had just moved down from Washington the summer before asked when the plows were coming, and I was like never.
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hello to all the bots that decided to follow me, please feel free to introduce yourself to the block button
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You Okay there Delaware? Is there something you need to tell us?
January 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You know, Star Wars Skeleton Crew is pretty damn good.

Yeah it’s a mash up of 80s adventure movies and Star Wars, but is great to see a story not set in this great big Jedi vs Sith tale.

More space pirates please. More of the Owl librarian Kh’ymm as well.
January 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
How old are you in Internet years without telling us your age?
January 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Advertise your account with one (1) Simpsons image
January 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I’ll be honest, I’ll worry about everything in a week.
January 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Without downloading new pics where are you mentally
December 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Just the combo of these skeets(?)
December 25, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Merry Christmas to all, and I’d like point out that this is 39th year in a row that no one has gotten me the USS Flagg aircraft carrier.

I’ll be honest, I’m starting to lose hope.
December 25, 2024 at 4:29 PM