Axel Kohagen
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I don't know EXACTLY when 80s fashion spoiled and went sour, but I can narrow it down to the time between Poltergeist and Poltergeist II. #horror
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't know EXACTLY when 80s fashion spoiled and went sour, but I can narrow it down to the time between Poltergeist and Poltergeist II. #horror
I know things in the world are scary right now, but I have a sore throat. Can we all please find some time to pity me as I whine?
June 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I know things in the world are scary right now, but I have a sore throat. Can we all please find some time to pity me as I whine?
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Just a reminder: Senator Joni Ernst's allegedly had a sexual relationship with a military official who lobbied her committee, yet no official investigation has been launched.
Demand that your reps have it fully investigated ASAP.
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Demand that your reps have it fully investigated ASAP.
📱Text SIGN PPLQMD to 50409 ✉️🖊️
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Immediately investigate Joni Ernst
Text SIGN PPLQMD to 50409 to send this to your officials.
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June 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Just a reminder: Senator Joni Ernst's allegedly had a sexual relationship with a military official who lobbied her committee, yet no official investigation has been launched.
Demand that your reps have it fully investigated ASAP.
📱Text SIGN PPLQMD to 50409 ✉️🖊️
resist.bot/petitions/Pp...
Demand that your reps have it fully investigated ASAP.
📱Text SIGN PPLQMD to 50409 ✉️🖊️
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I want Democrats who feel about Republicans the way Kendrick feels about Drake. I want existential levels of disdain.
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June 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I want Democrats who feel about Republicans the way Kendrick feels about Drake. I want existential levels of disdain.
Hey Iowans! Time to rally around a candidate who actually cares if you live or if you die!
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June 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hey Iowans! Time to rally around a candidate who actually cares if you live or if you die!
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Brought to you by Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, except she probably wouldn’t even support giving the kid a milkshake.
June 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Brought to you by Iowa Senator Joni Ernst, except she probably wouldn’t even support giving the kid a milkshake.
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Must be in that tRump Bible he was hawking. Joni Ernst obviously bought one.
June 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Must be in that tRump Bible he was hawking. Joni Ernst obviously bought one.
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Happy Pride Month, Twins Territory! All are welcome here 🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
June 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Happy Pride Month, Twins Territory! All are welcome here 🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
But wait, #JoniErnst! You're selling us Jesus instead of doing your job . . . and hey, didn't there used to be a separation between church and state? Let us talk to Jesus on our own. Why don't you do your job and take care of Iowans WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!
May 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
But wait, #JoniErnst! You're selling us Jesus instead of doing your job . . . and hey, didn't there used to be a separation between church and state? Let us talk to Jesus on our own. Why don't you do your job and take care of Iowans WHILE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE!
Hey #JoniErnst! I'm an Iowan. I DID know that everyone will die someday. I just thought you might not be so gleefully determined to help them die.
May 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hey #JoniErnst! I'm an Iowan. I DID know that everyone will die someday. I just thought you might not be so gleefully determined to help them die.
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May 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Friends!!! I have a ton of ARCs of my next novel to give away! Like and repost this to enter. I’ll pick a winner tonight (Thurs May 29) at 9 pm Eastern. US only sorry ❤️
May 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Friends!!! I have a ton of ARCs of my next novel to give away! Like and repost this to enter. I’ll pick a winner tonight (Thurs May 29) at 9 pm Eastern. US only sorry ❤️
Check out this article from Des Moines Register:
Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite'
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Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite'
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Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite'
A coalition of LGBTQIA+ folks and allies hung a large transgender pride flag from Yosemite's El Capitan on Tuesday.
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May 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Check out this article from Des Moines Register:
Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite'
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/n...
Watch trans pride flag fly from Yosemite National Park's El Capitan: 'Done being polite'
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When did Iowa become THIS hateful and mean?
May 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
When did Iowa become THIS hateful and mean?
"Stink Floyd."
Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad.
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Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad.
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Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad.
The corpse plant known as "Stink Floyd," is almost in bloom. How to get ready for the stink at Reiman Gardens.
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May 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
"Stink Floyd."
Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad.
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...
Another corpse plant is set to bloom in central Iowa. And yes, it will smell bad.
www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/l...
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“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
May 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Bustin’ makes me feel good”
Great horror noir at a great price!
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May 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Great horror noir at a great price!
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The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.
May 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
I still feel like I've got the cold black heart of a goth, but here I am in a polo shirt watching baseball.
May 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I still feel like I've got the cold black heart of a goth, but here I am in a polo shirt watching baseball.
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I wonder to myself every time he has a big hit if Ty France whispers to himself, "Viva La France" in a bad French accent. France's two-run double to center breaks it open, #MNTwins up 8-1, T6.
April 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I wonder to myself every time he has a big hit if Ty France whispers to himself, "Viva La France" in a bad French accent. France's two-run double to center breaks it open, #MNTwins up 8-1, T6.