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We serve alien bfs here, sir.
@mrgoldylocks.bsky.social
I paint cool monsters.

Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.
you offered, you stay there till he’s done. those are the rules.
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
the kilt peek is peak
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
you doing characters like HB in the way you do him is exactly why i’m watching you dude. that is 👌
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
idk what youre talking about. That one in the top center, the waistband pull? Wonderful. 👌
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Yes. ALL of his milk. ;)
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I love this shit, Mik. gg 👌
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We can not talk until we have coffee together :9
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
good move on his part. youre on a two-artist income you cant afford a crippling addiction like funkos.
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
More lube bottles than diddy.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"human sports are gay and lame"
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
boy could probably put away some food, i tells ya what.
November 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Thats a good question actually. Theyre water-based aliens and eat a lot of seafood. I hadnt thought of snails.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
He learns pretty quick we are godlike cuddlers.
November 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Mmmmyea he is 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
always.
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Its cockteasing to keep interest up. I dont buy it, and I cant be sure it would be good even if there was something there to buy.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thats why I think we can do better. They set the bar so low! 😏
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
he’s getting the biggest they can make, and being sent to the Endurance group. he should feel proud.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
that gets me right in the cockles ty 😘
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
he’s comin for that smooch you better be ready toots
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM