We serve alien bfs here, sir.
@mrgoldylocks.bsky.social
I paint cool monsters.
Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.
Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.
Pinned
Scalie night at the bar part 3
Just as he thought he was done getting hit on.
Just as he thought he was done getting hit on.
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Just comparing size a bit :3
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Just comparing size a bit :3
Just comparing size a bit :3
January 25, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Just comparing size a bit :3
Bev hit a level-up with that background. Look at it! :o
Don Scrunkle showing little Smolz some curiosities from his shop!
Commission for @gnashergnoll.bsky.social featuring @smolzwildin.bsky.social !
#commission #furry #furryart #Chocolate&MilkArt
Commission for @gnashergnoll.bsky.social featuring @smolzwildin.bsky.social !
#commission #furry #furryart #Chocolate&MilkArt
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Bev hit a level-up with that background. Look at it! :o
Hit me.
January 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Hit me.
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First Vingeans of '26
This will be the year of the alien 😎
This will be the year of the alien 😎
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
First Vingeans of '26
This will be the year of the alien 😎
This will be the year of the alien 😎
That some of you found this funny too is enough to make this worth it 👌😎
Imagine you’re having the morning after sex talk and a big alien says “So when you’re ready let’s head to the infirmary. My species squirts live egg sacks from our dicks. We gotta get those outta you before they pupate. 😘”
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
That some of you found this funny too is enough to make this worth it 👌😎
Imagine you’re having the morning after sex talk and a big alien says “So when you’re ready let’s head to the infirmary. My species squirts live egg sacks from our dicks. We gotta get those outta you before they pupate. 😘”
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Imagine you’re having the morning after sex talk and a big alien says “So when you’re ready let’s head to the infirmary. My species squirts live egg sacks from our dicks. We gotta get those outta you before they pupate. 😘”
First Vingeans of '26
This will be the year of the alien 😎
This will be the year of the alien 😎
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
First Vingeans of '26
This will be the year of the alien 😎
This will be the year of the alien 😎
Aside from having should have gotten my adhd looked at years ago, I should have picked a better time of year to try meds than when i have notorious seasonal depression. The highs and lows are real.
That being said weening off caffeine, sleeping better and getting my brain fixed is gonna pay off.
That being said weening off caffeine, sleeping better and getting my brain fixed is gonna pay off.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Aside from having should have gotten my adhd looked at years ago, I should have picked a better time of year to try meds than when i have notorious seasonal depression. The highs and lows are real.
That being said weening off caffeine, sleeping better and getting my brain fixed is gonna pay off.
That being said weening off caffeine, sleeping better and getting my brain fixed is gonna pay off.
Ok coffee in the mornings seems to have been a bad decision. lesson learned i guess 🙃
Weee i have both types and they gave me meds! Lets hope this works.
Ive finally set out to get re-evaluated for adhd, and man oh man i hope it works out.
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ok coffee in the mornings seems to have been a bad decision. lesson learned i guess 🙃
On behalf of the Coalition of Monsterfuckers, I wish all of you a merry christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
On behalf of the Coalition of Monsterfuckers, I wish all of you a merry christmas!
Weee i have both types and they gave me meds! Lets hope this works.
Ive finally set out to get re-evaluated for adhd, and man oh man i hope it works out.
December 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Weee i have both types and they gave me meds! Lets hope this works.
ohhhh fuck he’s gonna pooooooost 🥴
You know what, I will probably start posting the comic soon. To hell with it, I don't want it to rot in my drawer forever.
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
ohhhh fuck he’s gonna pooooooost 🥴
>Vingean takes Max planetside to visit an old army buddy he would tag-team bottoms with, in order to show Max off.
>a midnight blue vrail who looks like he’s been blown up and fixed with cybernetics opens the door
“Omg Vin you’ve discovered gingers!”
>a midnight blue vrail who looks like he’s been blown up and fixed with cybernetics opens the door
“Omg Vin you’ve discovered gingers!”
December 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
>Vingean takes Max planetside to visit an old army buddy he would tag-team bottoms with, in order to show Max off.
>a midnight blue vrail who looks like he’s been blown up and fixed with cybernetics opens the door
“Omg Vin you’ve discovered gingers!”
>a midnight blue vrail who looks like he’s been blown up and fixed with cybernetics opens the door
“Omg Vin you’ve discovered gingers!”
Ive finally set out to get re-evaluated for adhd, and man oh man i hope it works out.
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Ive finally set out to get re-evaluated for adhd, and man oh man i hope it works out.
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I never actually followed up on this. :P
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
My buddy(and worldbuilding consult) @hakirsch.bsky.social was asking me about Vrail and homosexuality. I’ll write something for this, but bsky doesn’t tell you when your thread is over the char limit on the phone :P
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I never actually followed up on this. :P
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
I never actually followed up on this. :P
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
My buddy(and worldbuilding consult) @hakirsch.bsky.social was asking me about Vrail and homosexuality. I’ll write something for this, but bsky doesn’t tell you when your thread is over the char limit on the phone :P
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I never actually followed up on this. :P
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
The biggest hurdle of writing these guys is making the vrail sufficiently Alien. My main thought when building them is that the vrail do not have the sheer breadth of adaptations we do, which is why we can compete with their frontloaded physical advantages.
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big gay assumptions for big gay aliens
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
big gay assumptions for big gay aliens
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The Vrail soldiers of Welo Applied Technologies.
May 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The Vrail soldiers of Welo Applied Technologies.
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Commission for RyanCarthage that I just fuckin loved.
November 1, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Commission for RyanCarthage that I just fuckin loved.
#N7Day
This year for N7 Day I encourage you guys to create your own cool scifi universes and stories, or support those who do that you enjoy.
I remain skeptical of the mass effect universe ever coming back, let alone with quality. All I can do is try to give my guys half the magic old BW did.
This year for N7 Day I encourage you guys to create your own cool scifi universes and stories, or support those who do that you enjoy.
I remain skeptical of the mass effect universe ever coming back, let alone with quality. All I can do is try to give my guys half the magic old BW did.
“Vingean, this is the ship we have requisitioned for you,” the green vrail said.
“There is a human,” said Vingean.
“Yes, there is a human. You work for Welo, a corp founded by humans, run by humans-”
“Explain your ship,” He said walking right up and past Max as he climbed inside.
“There is a human,” said Vingean.
“Yes, there is a human. You work for Welo, a corp founded by humans, run by humans-”
“Explain your ship,” He said walking right up and past Max as he climbed inside.
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#N7Day
This year for N7 Day I encourage you guys to create your own cool scifi universes and stories, or support those who do that you enjoy.
I remain skeptical of the mass effect universe ever coming back, let alone with quality. All I can do is try to give my guys half the magic old BW did.
This year for N7 Day I encourage you guys to create your own cool scifi universes and stories, or support those who do that you enjoy.
I remain skeptical of the mass effect universe ever coming back, let alone with quality. All I can do is try to give my guys half the magic old BW did.
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He forgot his lunch again. I just barely caught up before he was off on his morning beat.
Lunch in hand and a peck on his cheek, he was suddenly all steel in his spine. The model Turian. He gave one last wave before getting in their car and lifting off.
Lunch in hand and a peck on his cheek, he was suddenly all steel in his spine. The model Turian. He gave one last wave before getting in their car and lifting off.
November 3, 2024 at 4:38 PM
He forgot his lunch again. I just barely caught up before he was off on his morning beat.
Lunch in hand and a peck on his cheek, he was suddenly all steel in his spine. The model Turian. He gave one last wave before getting in their car and lifting off.
Lunch in hand and a peck on his cheek, he was suddenly all steel in his spine. The model Turian. He gave one last wave before getting in their car and lifting off.
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Company-issued employee rubrics cite studies pertaining to communal showering, citing breakdowns in social barriers between species and a 19% increase in crew cohesion.
November 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Company-issued employee rubrics cite studies pertaining to communal showering, citing breakdowns in social barriers between species and a 19% increase in crew cohesion.
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Squadmate activity
this was celebrating the remaster's release back in '21
this was celebrating the remaster's release back in '21
November 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Squadmate activity
this was celebrating the remaster's release back in '21
this was celebrating the remaster's release back in '21
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Happy N7 Day!
Here's a little something that needed a remaster too.
#masseffect #n7day #nsfw #rookingrenders
Here's a little something that needed a remaster too.
#masseffect #n7day #nsfw #rookingrenders
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Happy N7 Day!
Here's a little something that needed a remaster too.
#masseffect #n7day #nsfw #rookingrenders
Here's a little something that needed a remaster too.
#masseffect #n7day #nsfw #rookingrenders