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I paint cool monsters.

Procurement of dinosaur boys, orcs, and cool space alien bfs.
Pinned
Scalie night at the bar part 3

Just as he thought he was done getting hit on.
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big gay assumptions for big gay aliens
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The Vrail soldiers of Welo Applied Technologies.
May 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Commission for RyanCarthage that I just fuckin loved.
November 1, 2024 at 3:30 AM
#N7Day

This year for N7 Day I encourage you guys to create your own cool scifi universes and stories, or support those who do that you enjoy.

I remain skeptical of the mass effect universe ever coming back, let alone with quality. All I can do is try to give my guys half the magic old BW did.
“Vingean, this is the ship we have requisitioned for you,” the green vrail said.

“There is a human,” said Vingean.

“Yes, there is a human. You work for Welo, a corp founded by humans, run by humans-”

“Explain your ship,” He said walking right up and past Max as he climbed inside.
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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He forgot his lunch again. I just barely caught up before he was off on his morning beat.
Lunch in hand and a peck on his cheek, he was suddenly all steel in his spine. The model Turian. He gave one last wave before getting in their car and lifting off.
November 3, 2024 at 4:38 PM
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Company-issued employee rubrics cite studies pertaining to communal showering, citing breakdowns in social barriers between species and a 19% increase in crew cohesion.
November 2, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Squadmate activity
this was celebrating the remaster's release back in '21
November 2, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Happy N7 Day!

Here's a little something that needed a remaster too.

#masseffect #n7day #nsfw #rookingrenders
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dinovember

my graceland
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
big gay assumptions for big gay aliens
October 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Seasonal reminder that all pumpkin fuckers get draconian punishments. :u
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Can attest to his artistic and educational acumen 👌
Ive gotta convert my AI frustrations into more educational stuff. Ive tutored atleast a couple hundred of people over the years and failing/learning/fighting art is a fucking amazing thing to do. The actual progress people make and the personal ability to express yourself is priceless.
October 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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im building ideas for future Vin and Max stuff, and want a little audience participation.

art scenarios or even just questions ASK THEM
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
im building ideas for future Vin and Max stuff, and want a little audience participation.

art scenarios or even just questions ASK THEM
October 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We repostin alien boyfriends today
October 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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"You talk a lot of shit for a fish with his tits at motorboating height."
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Current ideas exploring Vin and Max's intro story.
November 3, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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Vin and his space armor
November 3, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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Vingean and Max are my current scifi OC project. Love and violence and cranky size diff alien boyfriends.
November 3, 2024 at 4:43 PM
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the northman but its orcs lovin dudes
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i’m thinking about muting/unfollowing politics here. if that ends up being you, don’t take it personally.

the whole draw to come here was to have an art focused feed again, and now that i’ve gotten used to that I really wanna keep it that way.
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
the northman but its orcs lovin dudes
October 1, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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well hey, cool artbook from @sarenstone.com arrived.

it’s got helmet-shaped boys, and i kinda dig that.
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
well hey, cool artbook from @sarenstone.com arrived.

it’s got helmet-shaped boys, and i kinda dig that.
September 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM