@mrgoldenchocobo.bsky.social
Oh no! Whatever will I do without my PC randomly powering up the peripherals in the middle of the night, popping the speakers, and closing everything I left running so it can download some useless game bar for Xbox games I don't have? @microsoft.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh no! Whatever will I do without my PC randomly powering up the peripherals in the middle of the night, popping the speakers, and closing everything I left running so it can download some useless game bar for Xbox games I don't have? @microsoft.com
Looks like SAG-AFTRA decided to actually start enforcing Global Rule One against its members. I can't believe they thought that would be a good idea. This just completely destroys their goodwill.
May 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Looks like SAG-AFTRA decided to actually start enforcing Global Rule One against its members. I can't believe they thought that would be a good idea. This just completely destroys their goodwill.
Reposted
Why the fuck is the surrender vote box even movable?
Dragged it four times before I was able to click "no" and then the team surrendered 4 to 1 because Riot doesn't know how to not call the vote unanimous when not all votes are in yet. #Leagueoflegends #Riotgames
Dragged it four times before I was able to click "no" and then the team surrendered 4 to 1 because Riot doesn't know how to not call the vote unanimous when not all votes are in yet. #Leagueoflegends #Riotgames
February 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Why the fuck is the surrender vote box even movable?
Dragged it four times before I was able to click "no" and then the team surrendered 4 to 1 because Riot doesn't know how to not call the vote unanimous when not all votes are in yet. #Leagueoflegends #Riotgames
Dragged it four times before I was able to click "no" and then the team surrendered 4 to 1 because Riot doesn't know how to not call the vote unanimous when not all votes are in yet. #Leagueoflegends #Riotgames
There are three tiers of #LoL smurfs:
A tier: "I care alot about rank and need a second account to test goofy builds and play off-role on"
C tier: "I like to de-tilt by playing below my ELO"
F tier: "I'm playing below my ELO trust" "Also kill yourself" *username is six random characters*
A tier: "I care alot about rank and need a second account to test goofy builds and play off-role on"
C tier: "I like to de-tilt by playing below my ELO"
F tier: "I'm playing below my ELO trust" "Also kill yourself" *username is six random characters*
February 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There are three tiers of #LoL smurfs:
A tier: "I care alot about rank and need a second account to test goofy builds and play off-role on"
C tier: "I like to de-tilt by playing below my ELO"
F tier: "I'm playing below my ELO trust" "Also kill yourself" *username is six random characters*
A tier: "I care alot about rank and need a second account to test goofy builds and play off-role on"
C tier: "I like to de-tilt by playing below my ELO"
F tier: "I'm playing below my ELO trust" "Also kill yourself" *username is six random characters*
I protest voted for Bernie Sanders in 2016 when the DNC collaborated with the big news networks to freeze him out of the nomination process, hoping they would learn their lesson about not living up to the "D" in "DNC".
January 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I protest voted for Bernie Sanders in 2016 when the DNC collaborated with the big news networks to freeze him out of the nomination process, hoping they would learn their lesson about not living up to the "D" in "DNC".
Best #LeagueofLegends Youtuber: youtube.com/shorts/51s-K...
Yes it's a short but he does long-form content too.
Yes it's a short but he does long-form content too.
The Never Surrender Mentality...
YouTube video by Azzapp LoL
youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Best #LeagueofLegends Youtuber: youtube.com/shorts/51s-K...
Yes it's a short but he does long-form content too.
Yes it's a short but he does long-form content too.
Oct 2023: "Another day, another TWO players with weak mental in a single ranked Emerald match. Your penalties will always be a joke until players stop having the option to just not suffer them #fixsmurfingalready @RiotGames"
Then I stopped Tweeting. That's it.
Then I stopped Tweeting. That's it.
January 22, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oct 2023: "Another day, another TWO players with weak mental in a single ranked Emerald match. Your penalties will always be a joke until players stop having the option to just not suffer them #fixsmurfingalready @RiotGames"
Then I stopped Tweeting. That's it.
Then I stopped Tweeting. That's it.
Sep 10 2023: "Nice code Riot #LeagueOfLegends @riotgames"
January 22, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Sep 10 2023: "Nice code Riot #LeagueOfLegends @riotgames"
Apr 2023: "I still can't get over my hatred of anti-maskers. How does one forgive diving head-first into the conspiracy rabbit hole rather than be mildly inconvenienced to make the people around you just a little safer?
January 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Apr 2023: "I still can't get over my hatred of anti-maskers. How does one forgive diving head-first into the conspiracy rabbit hole rather than be mildly inconvenienced to make the people around you just a little safer?
Jan 2023: "Credit where credit is due: I have seen a slight reduction in toxic behavior since the "instant mute during match" update went live. Not sure why that would really help but it feels like it did.
#LeagueOfLegends"
#LeagueOfLegends"
January 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Jan 2023: "Credit where credit is due: I have seen a slight reduction in toxic behavior since the "instant mute during match" update went live. Not sure why that would really help but it feels like it did.
#LeagueOfLegends"
#LeagueOfLegends"
Dec 2022: "Imagine ordering shadowbans built into your service.
'Yeah I want to be able to ban people, but in a way that's specifically designed to make it impossible to hold me accountable if I screw up'.
'Yeah I want to be able to ban people, but in a way that's specifically designed to make it impossible to hold me accountable if I screw up'.
January 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dec 2022: "Imagine ordering shadowbans built into your service.
'Yeah I want to be able to ban people, but in a way that's specifically designed to make it impossible to hold me accountable if I screw up'.
'Yeah I want to be able to ban people, but in a way that's specifically designed to make it impossible to hold me accountable if I screw up'.
Nov 2022: "The same people that demanded since the dawn of history that we accommodate their imaginary friend's wishes and live our lives by His rules are now claiming that it's a disservice to trans folks to 'accommodate their delusions' by using their preferred pronouns."
January 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nov 2022: "The same people that demanded since the dawn of history that we accommodate their imaginary friend's wishes and live our lives by His rules are now claiming that it's a disservice to trans folks to 'accommodate their delusions' by using their preferred pronouns."
Oct 2022: "Republicans be like 'So what those cops beat and pepper-sprayed people for protesting? The newspaper printed a quote from the Mayor/Police Chief that claimed the riot squad was getting rocks thrown at them. That's good enough for me!'
January 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oct 2022: "Republicans be like 'So what those cops beat and pepper-sprayed people for protesting? The newspaper printed a quote from the Mayor/Police Chief that claimed the riot squad was getting rocks thrown at them. That's good enough for me!'
Oct 2022: "*Pulls up keyboard on phone*
*types on PC keyboard instead*
Brain..."
*types on PC keyboard instead*
Brain..."
January 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Oct 2022: "*Pulls up keyboard on phone*
*types on PC keyboard instead*
Brain..."
*types on PC keyboard instead*
Brain..."
Oct 2022: "Can we have a rule against invading yet #Riotgames?
Game starts, ADC pings the enemy's bush and starts running.
We did not discuss this.
30 seconds later we're down two points before the game even starts, and our midlaner has half his health left.
Game starts, ADC pings the enemy's bush and starts running.
We did not discuss this.
30 seconds later we're down two points before the game even starts, and our midlaner has half his health left.
January 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oct 2022: "Can we have a rule against invading yet #Riotgames?
Game starts, ADC pings the enemy's bush and starts running.
We did not discuss this.
30 seconds later we're down two points before the game even starts, and our midlaner has half his health left.
Game starts, ADC pings the enemy's bush and starts running.
We did not discuss this.
30 seconds later we're down two points before the game even starts, and our midlaner has half his health left.
Repeatedly: "Playable Katheryne when?"
January 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Repeatedly: "Playable Katheryne when?"
Mar 2022: "Just played a match with a wonderful /s jungler who flamed, repaid me for sacrificing to save him by ditching me next fight, and called me a 'ped retard' for dying. Dude had a gibberish name and had somehow played 194 matches without so much as being chat restricted.
January 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Mar 2022: "Just played a match with a wonderful /s jungler who flamed, repaid me for sacrificing to save him by ditching me next fight, and called me a 'ped retard' for dying. Dude had a gibberish name and had somehow played 194 matches without so much as being chat restricted.
Jan 2022: "We're up to 431 cases a day in my county again, on par with previous peaks. My anti-mask/anti-vaxer coworker continues to wear his chinguard. His lieutenant, however wore his mask correctly today.
...When he should have called out because his whole family's got covid."
...When he should have called out because his whole family's got covid."
January 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Jan 2022: "We're up to 431 cases a day in my county again, on par with previous peaks. My anti-mask/anti-vaxer coworker continues to wear his chinguard. His lieutenant, however wore his mask correctly today.
...When he should have called out because his whole family's got covid."
...When he should have called out because his whole family's got covid."
Jan 2022: "People who write one policy and enforce another shouldn't be in charge of a lemonade stand, much less a restaurant or subreddit."
January 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Jan 2022: "People who write one policy and enforce another shouldn't be in charge of a lemonade stand, much less a restaurant or subreddit."
Nov 2021: "My boss refuses to enforce our mask policy because she believes in 'freedom of conscience'.
This when confronted after a year and a half of pretending we require masks so that some of us don't follow our conscience and quit on her weak ass."
This when confronted after a year and a half of pretending we require masks so that some of us don't follow our conscience and quit on her weak ass."
January 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nov 2021: "My boss refuses to enforce our mask policy because she believes in 'freedom of conscience'.
This when confronted after a year and a half of pretending we require masks so that some of us don't follow our conscience and quit on her weak ass."
This when confronted after a year and a half of pretending we require masks so that some of us don't follow our conscience and quit on her weak ass."
Nov 2021: "Remember that time you queued up for a 15 minimum game and then bet it all on a coin flip at 60 seconds?
Yeah don't do that shit. Win or lose you rob everyone of the game they queued up for.
@riotgames should have killed invades years ago."
Yeah don't do that shit. Win or lose you rob everyone of the game they queued up for.
@riotgames should have killed invades years ago."
January 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Nov 2021: "Remember that time you queued up for a 15 minimum game and then bet it all on a coin flip at 60 seconds?
Yeah don't do that shit. Win or lose you rob everyone of the game they queued up for.
@riotgames should have killed invades years ago."
Yeah don't do that shit. Win or lose you rob everyone of the game they queued up for.
@riotgames should have killed invades years ago."
September 2021: "Was starting to think @riotgames
had actually done something about the toxics.
And then my bot spammed 'ori support with heal' 6 times in the last second before the lobby closed, and then inted, flamed, and spammed 'ff' for the next 20 minutes. (1/3)
had actually done something about the toxics.
And then my bot spammed 'ori support with heal' 6 times in the last second before the lobby closed, and then inted, flamed, and spammed 'ff' for the next 20 minutes. (1/3)
January 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
September 2021: "Was starting to think @riotgames
had actually done something about the toxics.
And then my bot spammed 'ori support with heal' 6 times in the last second before the lobby closed, and then inted, flamed, and spammed 'ff' for the next 20 minutes. (1/3)
had actually done something about the toxics.
And then my bot spammed 'ori support with heal' 6 times in the last second before the lobby closed, and then inted, flamed, and spammed 'ff' for the next 20 minutes. (1/3)
July 2021: "Less than a third of my coworkers wore their masks correctly all shift long until the vaccines went out.
This was at the local Jesus 'N Chicken joint, which has relatively strict discipline for fast food. McDonald's/Burger King undoubtedly worse.
Get vaccinated or stay home."
This was at the local Jesus 'N Chicken joint, which has relatively strict discipline for fast food. McDonald's/Burger King undoubtedly worse.
Get vaccinated or stay home."
January 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
July 2021: "Less than a third of my coworkers wore their masks correctly all shift long until the vaccines went out.
This was at the local Jesus 'N Chicken joint, which has relatively strict discipline for fast food. McDonald's/Burger King undoubtedly worse.
Get vaccinated or stay home."
This was at the local Jesus 'N Chicken joint, which has relatively strict discipline for fast food. McDonald's/Burger King undoubtedly worse.
Get vaccinated or stay home."