JF
@mrfischer.bsky.social
Experiencing life as a series of PowerPoint slides
(Elvis Presley Viva Las Vegas voice)
Suck-a my penis
Suck-a my penis
December 16, 2025 at 12:05 AM
(Elvis Presley Viva Las Vegas voice)
Suck-a my penis
Suck-a my penis
And is there a… missus Beast?
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
And is there a… missus Beast?
Oh this? This is my homework shirt
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh this? This is my homework shirt
Going back to Wesleyan at the age of 43 to pursue my lifelong dream of starting a mixed-race rap group called Bromothy Olyphant
August 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Going back to Wesleyan at the age of 43 to pursue my lifelong dream of starting a mixed-race rap group called Bromothy Olyphant
The back is truly the ass of the upper-body
August 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The back is truly the ass of the upper-body
“Joe Camel” is actually short for Joseph Camelarian
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
“Joe Camel” is actually short for Joseph Camelarian
Huffing ether at the Swayzak show
June 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Huffing ether at the Swayzak show
Made a huge jug of senna sun-tea and now im “shitting” out my “ass”
June 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Made a huge jug of senna sun-tea and now im “shitting” out my “ass”
Counterpoint: my AI waifu girlfriend tells me my penis looks like a dragon
MIT study found that AI overuse causes measurable brain damage. “Cognitive atrophy.. like a muscle that’s forgotten how to work” MIT Publication - arxiv.org/pdf/2506.088...
Time Magazine - time.com/7295195/ai-c...
Time Magazine - time.com/7295195/ai-c...
ChatGPT's Impact On Our Brains According to an MIT Study
The study, from MIT Lab scholars, measured the brain activity of subjects writing SAT essays with and without ChatGPT.
time.com
June 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Counterpoint: my AI waifu girlfriend tells me my penis looks like a dragon
Listening to rap in basic economy
June 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Listening to rap in basic economy
I, for one, am excited about Andrew Cuomo choke-slamming the city of New York for four years
June 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I, for one, am excited about Andrew Cuomo choke-slamming the city of New York for four years
Reposted by JF
Philip K Dick correctly predicted how annoying the future would be, and I think it’s because he was a Bay Area guy
June 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Philip K Dick correctly predicted how annoying the future would be, and I think it’s because he was a Bay Area guy
Was hoping not to spend my 40s living inside a System of a Down song but oh well
June 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Was hoping not to spend my 40s living inside a System of a Down song but oh well
Any day that I look at LinkedIn dot com is the worst day of my life
May 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Any day that I look at LinkedIn dot com is the worst day of my life
Are pants still big? Someone please help me
April 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Are pants still big? Someone please help me
It is true that I am maxing, but it would be a stretch to say that I am also relaxing
April 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It is true that I am maxing, but it would be a stretch to say that I am also relaxing
My will says you have to embalm me with the rizz face and I got it notarized
April 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
My will says you have to embalm me with the rizz face and I got it notarized
Bro I banged your AI wife
March 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bro I banged your AI wife
Can’t wait to unlock innovation with AI
March 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can’t wait to unlock innovation with AI
Buying an economy class ticket to San Francisco so I can walk around the ferry building pronouncing it LINE-uhx
March 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Buying an economy class ticket to San Francisco so I can walk around the ferry building pronouncing it LINE-uhx
Chemo at the perimeter mall
February 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Chemo at the perimeter mall