Drew Roth
@mrdrew.bsky.social
Some regular guy living in Elkridge, MD.
Hi Elon! I have a great idea! I heard you are making a new political party - you know what you should do? You should raffle off all those unsold Teslas parked at abandoned shopping malls to people who vote for your party!
Here are my five bullets for this week:
Here are my five bullets for this week:
July 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hi Elon! I have a great idea! I heard you are making a new political party - you know what you should do? You should raffle off all those unsold Teslas parked at abandoned shopping malls to people who vote for your party!
Here are my five bullets for this week:
Here are my five bullets for this week:
Hi Elon. I heard in the news that you don't actually have a computer? How do you make those tweets? Are they from a bot? Now I'm wondering if the five accomplishments I send every week are even read by a person. Are they training AI to replace federal employees? I actually think that's kind of cool.
June 30, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Hi Elon. I heard in the news that you don't actually have a computer? How do you make those tweets? Are they from a bot? Now I'm wondering if the five accomplishments I send every week are even read by a person. Are they training AI to replace federal employees? I actually think that's kind of cool.
Hey Elon, here are my five accomplishments for this week. I feel like I'm underachieving because none of them involve blowing stuff up.
* Harvested some early season honey. I got 10 lbs.
* Went to the annual meeting of our county community organization. The school superintendent was a guest speaker
* Harvested some early season honey. I got 10 lbs.
* Went to the annual meeting of our county community organization. The school superintendent was a guest speaker
June 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Hey Elon, here are my five accomplishments for this week. I feel like I'm underachieving because none of them involve blowing stuff up.
* Harvested some early season honey. I got 10 lbs.
* Went to the annual meeting of our county community organization. The school superintendent was a guest speaker
* Harvested some early season honey. I got 10 lbs.
* Went to the annual meeting of our county community organization. The school superintendent was a guest speaker
Hey Elon, here are my five accomplishments for last week. I've been wondering, though, if you have a way to read these? Do you still have a job with an office and a work computer? I know when I retired, I had to make a transition from my fancy work computer to one for personal use.
June 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey Elon, here are my five accomplishments for last week. I've been wondering, though, if you have a way to read these? Do you still have a job with an office and a work computer? I know when I retired, I had to make a transition from my fancy work computer to one for personal use.
Hey Elon! Don't take this the wrong way, but I thought I'd mention how much I've enjoyed being retired the last six years. There are so many things I no longer have to worry about! Every morning, I get up (when I feel like it), drink some coffee, and think about what fun project I will do today.
June 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Hey Elon! Don't take this the wrong way, but I thought I'd mention how much I've enjoyed being retired the last six years. There are so many things I no longer have to worry about! Every morning, I get up (when I feel like it), drink some coffee, and think about what fun project I will do today.
Hey Elon, I see you've left the government. This could be the end of our updates, but I feel we have a solid relationship. So I'll continue the updates, because I think my accomplishments can inspire many people, and therefore benefit us both.
• Did a test run for our future land trust stream walk.
• Did a test run for our future land trust stream walk.
June 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Hey Elon, I see you've left the government. This could be the end of our updates, but I feel we have a solid relationship. So I'll continue the updates, because I think my accomplishments can inspire many people, and therefore benefit us both.
• Did a test run for our future land trust stream walk.
• Did a test run for our future land trust stream walk.
Hi Elon, you've sure been quiet lately. I bet if you made some TV commercials for that Cybertruck it would cheer you right up. Here are my bullets:
* Went to the board meeting for my local land trust. We might do a stream walk along with our bird walks.
* Went to the board meeting for my local land trust. We might do a stream walk along with our bird walks.
May 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Hi Elon, you've sure been quiet lately. I bet if you made some TV commercials for that Cybertruck it would cheer you right up. Here are my bullets:
* Went to the board meeting for my local land trust. We might do a stream walk along with our bird walks.
* Went to the board meeting for my local land trust. We might do a stream walk along with our bird walks.
Elon, I'm a couple days late, but here are my accomplishments for last week:
* Mowed the grass around the pool
* Assembled new pool furniture and placed around the pool
* Trimmed the bushes around the pool
* Picked up fallen branches and logs in the vicinity of the pool
* Mowed the grass around the pool
* Assembled new pool furniture and placed around the pool
* Trimmed the bushes around the pool
* Picked up fallen branches and logs in the vicinity of the pool
May 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Elon, I'm a couple days late, but here are my accomplishments for last week:
* Mowed the grass around the pool
* Assembled new pool furniture and placed around the pool
* Trimmed the bushes around the pool
* Picked up fallen branches and logs in the vicinity of the pool
* Mowed the grass around the pool
* Assembled new pool furniture and placed around the pool
* Trimmed the bushes around the pool
* Picked up fallen branches and logs in the vicinity of the pool
Hi Elon, here are my five top accomplishments this week. If you are having trouble getting up to speed back at Tesla now, it's OK by me if you borrow some of these for your own five bullets.
* Helped my friend Dustin install a nuc in his new bee hive.
* Helped my friend Dustin install a nuc in his new bee hive.
May 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hi Elon, here are my five top accomplishments this week. If you are having trouble getting up to speed back at Tesla now, it's OK by me if you borrow some of these for your own five bullets.
* Helped my friend Dustin install a nuc in his new bee hive.
* Helped my friend Dustin install a nuc in his new bee hive.
Hi Elon, here are my five accomplishments for the week. Maybe you can help out on the first one so I can be more efficient and not spend time on it any more. It seems my dad, who is about Donald Trump's age, somehow had his truck start showing speed and distance in kilometers instead of miles.
May 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Hi Elon, here are my five accomplishments for the week. Maybe you can help out on the first one so I can be more efficient and not spend time on it any more. It seems my dad, who is about Donald Trump's age, somehow had his truck start showing speed and distance in kilometers instead of miles.
Hey Elon, it looks like the weekly updated are another day later. I see you quit your job and now you're back at Tesla. How much longer do you think that one will last? Does Tesla have a "Department of Tesla Efficiency? Do you send them your 5 bullets now?
April 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hey Elon, it looks like the weekly updated are another day later. I see you quit your job and now you're back at Tesla. How much longer do you think that one will last? Does Tesla have a "Department of Tesla Efficiency? Do you send them your 5 bullets now?
Hi Elon, here are my five accomplishments for last week.
I just love springtime. The world is bursting with live and potential, and with a bit of work I can realize this potential have a beautiful garden. Do you feel America is similarly full of potential?
* Planted 8 trees in my yard.
I just love springtime. The world is bursting with live and potential, and with a bit of work I can realize this potential have a beautiful garden. Do you feel America is similarly full of potential?
* Planted 8 trees in my yard.
April 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hi Elon, here are my five accomplishments for last week.
I just love springtime. The world is bursting with live and potential, and with a bit of work I can realize this potential have a beautiful garden. Do you feel America is similarly full of potential?
* Planted 8 trees in my yard.
I just love springtime. The world is bursting with live and potential, and with a bit of work I can realize this potential have a beautiful garden. Do you feel America is similarly full of potential?
* Planted 8 trees in my yard.
The EU, Canada, and Japan bid farewell to Donald Trump in his Tariffmobile. youtu.be/JVKMNw0uUGw?...
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April 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The EU, Canada, and Japan bid farewell to Donald Trump in his Tariffmobile. youtu.be/JVKMNw0uUGw?...
Hi Elon, here are my five accomplishments for the week. Is one of your accomplishments "I found a new job?" or is that next week?
• Finished our taxes, which is why this is a day late.
• Cleaned up and organized all the papers that have accumulated in my office since I did the taxes last year.
• Finished our taxes, which is why this is a day late.
• Cleaned up and organized all the papers that have accumulated in my office since I did the taxes last year.
April 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Hi Elon, here are my five accomplishments for the week. Is one of your accomplishments "I found a new job?" or is that next week?
• Finished our taxes, which is why this is a day late.
• Cleaned up and organized all the papers that have accumulated in my office since I did the taxes last year.
• Finished our taxes, which is why this is a day late.
• Cleaned up and organized all the papers that have accumulated in my office since I did the taxes last year.
Hi Elon, here are my five bullet points. Nobody commented on my accomplishments last week, and I got no new followers, not even bots. I suspect you are my only friend now. Here is what I did:
* I went to the first meeting of the Community Advisory Group for the BWI 5 year airport noise zone update.
* I went to the first meeting of the Community Advisory Group for the BWI 5 year airport noise zone update.
April 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hi Elon, here are my five bullet points. Nobody commented on my accomplishments last week, and I got no new followers, not even bots. I suspect you are my only friend now. Here is what I did:
* I went to the first meeting of the Community Advisory Group for the BWI 5 year airport noise zone update.
* I went to the first meeting of the Community Advisory Group for the BWI 5 year airport noise zone update.
Hi Elon. Here are my five bullet points for this week. As a retired federal employee, now nobody cares what I do. But when I send my accomplishments for the week, I know that you care, Elon. This makes me happy. I never feel that Donald Trump cares about me. He never asks for my accomplishments.
March 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hi Elon. Here are my five bullet points for this week. As a retired federal employee, now nobody cares what I do. But when I send my accomplishments for the week, I know that you care, Elon. This makes me happy. I never feel that Donald Trump cares about me. He never asks for my accomplishments.
Hi Elon. Ever since I've been posting my bullet points, I have been getting new followers who are attractive women whom I do not know. I've been assuming they are prostitutes, but my friends say they are bots and not real women. Do you know these women?
March 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Hi Elon. Ever since I've been posting my bullet points, I have been getting new followers who are attractive women whom I do not know. I've been assuming they are prostitutes, but my friends say they are bots and not real women. Do you know these women?
Well, Elon, here are five bullets this week.
* I went to my dad's farm in Kentucky and helped my sister fill an entire giant dumpster full of old furniture and household items that he has been hoarding. I remember some of the things from when I was a kid.
* I built a bee stand for all my beehives.
* I went to my dad's farm in Kentucky and helped my sister fill an entire giant dumpster full of old furniture and household items that he has been hoarding. I remember some of the things from when I was a kid.
* I built a bee stand for all my beehives.
March 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Well, Elon, here are five bullets this week.
* I went to my dad's farm in Kentucky and helped my sister fill an entire giant dumpster full of old furniture and household items that he has been hoarding. I remember some of the things from when I was a kid.
* I built a bee stand for all my beehives.
* I went to my dad's farm in Kentucky and helped my sister fill an entire giant dumpster full of old furniture and household items that he has been hoarding. I remember some of the things from when I was a kid.
* I built a bee stand for all my beehives.
Here are 5 bullets this week for Elon, my imaginary friend.
* Presented a noise analysis briefing that validates the recent flight procedure changes at BWI, to the BWI Roundtable.
* Drafted a technical note digging in to more details for the noise in one part of Columbia.
* Presented a noise analysis briefing that validates the recent flight procedure changes at BWI, to the BWI Roundtable.
* Drafted a technical note digging in to more details for the noise in one part of Columbia.
March 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Here are 5 bullets this week for Elon, my imaginary friend.
* Presented a noise analysis briefing that validates the recent flight procedure changes at BWI, to the BWI Roundtable.
* Drafted a technical note digging in to more details for the noise in one part of Columbia.
* Presented a noise analysis briefing that validates the recent flight procedure changes at BWI, to the BWI Roundtable.
* Drafted a technical note digging in to more details for the noise in one part of Columbia.
Hi Elon,
You ever see that movie Jo Jo Rabbit? I feel like the kid. Here are my bullets for this week.
* Cleared several huge trees that blew over in my yard.
* Inspected the bees, and started feeding 1:1 sugar:water. The bees are super happy!
You ever see that movie Jo Jo Rabbit? I feel like the kid. Here are my bullets for this week.
* Cleared several huge trees that blew over in my yard.
* Inspected the bees, and started feeding 1:1 sugar:water. The bees are super happy!
March 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hi Elon,
You ever see that movie Jo Jo Rabbit? I feel like the kid. Here are my bullets for this week.
* Cleared several huge trees that blew over in my yard.
* Inspected the bees, and started feeding 1:1 sugar:water. The bees are super happy!
You ever see that movie Jo Jo Rabbit? I feel like the kid. Here are my bullets for this week.
* Cleared several huge trees that blew over in my yard.
* Inspected the bees, and started feeding 1:1 sugar:water. The bees are super happy!
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February 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Elon Musk's behavior makes me suspect Tesla is going to be late to market with solid state batteries. Which means Tesla won't have a competitive product. I suspect he realizes Tesla has no future, so what we are seeing is a pivot to what he perceives to be a better opportunity.
February 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Elon Musk's behavior makes me suspect Tesla is going to be late to market with solid state batteries. Which means Tesla won't have a competitive product. I suspect he realizes Tesla has no future, so what we are seeing is a pivot to what he perceives to be a better opportunity.
Hi Elon,
I'm retired now, but here's what I accomplished this week:
1. I made some homemade olive bread, and a Moose Drool Casserole.
2. I hung a bunch of prints my dad gave me.
3. I took 2 of 3 dogs to the vet.
4. I went to the emergency room to have my cut finger treated.
5. I fed the chickens.
I'm retired now, but here's what I accomplished this week:
1. I made some homemade olive bread, and a Moose Drool Casserole.
2. I hung a bunch of prints my dad gave me.
3. I took 2 of 3 dogs to the vet.
4. I went to the emergency room to have my cut finger treated.
5. I fed the chickens.
February 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hi Elon,
I'm retired now, but here's what I accomplished this week:
1. I made some homemade olive bread, and a Moose Drool Casserole.
2. I hung a bunch of prints my dad gave me.
3. I took 2 of 3 dogs to the vet.
4. I went to the emergency room to have my cut finger treated.
5. I fed the chickens.
I'm retired now, but here's what I accomplished this week:
1. I made some homemade olive bread, and a Moose Drool Casserole.
2. I hung a bunch of prints my dad gave me.
3. I took 2 of 3 dogs to the vet.
4. I went to the emergency room to have my cut finger treated.
5. I fed the chickens.
Reposted by Drew Roth
It seems almost unavoidable at this point that we are headed for a deep, deep recession. Just based on 200K+ federal firings & pullback of contracts, the March employment report (to be released April 4) seems certain to show bigger job losses than any month ever outside of a few in 2008-9 and 2020.
February 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It seems almost unavoidable at this point that we are headed for a deep, deep recession. Just based on 200K+ federal firings & pullback of contracts, the March employment report (to be released April 4) seems certain to show bigger job losses than any month ever outside of a few in 2008-9 and 2020.