@mrcrystalmighty.bsky.social
Queer trans guy in Bristol, thought I knew what I was doing with my life but apparently not. He/they.
Ask me about my NSFW alt
Ask me about my NSFW alt
Make sure you leave a small crab out for the Christmas octopus tonight, if you’ve been good he’ll crawl through your plumbing and complete all the annoying admin tasks you’ve been putting off
December 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Make sure you leave a small crab out for the Christmas octopus tonight, if you’ve been good he’ll crawl through your plumbing and complete all the annoying admin tasks you’ve been putting off
Ok, so I’ll block you and save you the trouble
November 30, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Ok, so I’ll block you and save you the trouble
I still think about this response and giggle to myself
November 26, 2024 at 3:21 PM
I still think about this response and giggle to myself
People say when you start on Bluesky it can be helpful to post some of your best performing tweets. So in that spirit may I introduce my most impactful contribution to human culture.
November 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
People say when you start on Bluesky it can be helpful to post some of your best performing tweets. So in that spirit may I introduce my most impactful contribution to human culture.
Oh this is interesting… I definitely need to learn more about what you can do with this!
November 25, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Oh this is interesting… I definitely need to learn more about what you can do with this!
lol do you not know what being fired means or something?😆
November 25, 2024 at 10:58 AM
lol do you not know what being fired means or something?😆