@mrcrystalmighty.bsky.social
Queer trans guy in Bristol, thought I knew what I was doing with my life but apparently not. He/they.
Ask me about my NSFW alt
Ask me about my NSFW alt
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People say when you start on Bluesky it can be helpful to post some of your best performing tweets. So in that spirit may I introduce my most impactful contribution to human culture.
Make sure you leave a small crab out for the Christmas octopus tonight, if you’ve been good he’ll crawl through your plumbing and complete all the annoying admin tasks you’ve been putting off
December 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Make sure you leave a small crab out for the Christmas octopus tonight, if you’ve been good he’ll crawl through your plumbing and complete all the annoying admin tasks you’ve been putting off
I’ve been getting a lot of ads for Book of the Month Club recently and every time I do I just think of the Monty Python “Book of the Month Club Dung” sketch
December 15, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I’ve been getting a lot of ads for Book of the Month Club recently and every time I do I just think of the Monty Python “Book of the Month Club Dung” sketch
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youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ?... Indeed, it's great
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
YouTube video by The Onion
youtu.be
December 12, 2024 at 8:09 PM
youtu.be/aotlEpmAFVQ?... Indeed, it's great
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Heads up! The EHRC are rewriting the Statutory Code of Practice to the Equality Act in a way that seriously waters down protections for 🏳️⚧️ folk.
Below is a 🧵 of the most egregious examples I’ve found.
Please help fight this by responding to the EHRC consultation—full details at the end of thread.
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Below is a 🧵 of the most egregious examples I’ve found.
Please help fight this by responding to the EHRC consultation—full details at the end of thread.
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December 14, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Heads up! The EHRC are rewriting the Statutory Code of Practice to the Equality Act in a way that seriously waters down protections for 🏳️⚧️ folk.
Below is a 🧵 of the most egregious examples I’ve found.
Please help fight this by responding to the EHRC consultation—full details at the end of thread.
1/
Below is a 🧵 of the most egregious examples I’ve found.
Please help fight this by responding to the EHRC consultation—full details at the end of thread.
1/
So is a warehouse someone who turns into a house at the full moon?🤔 #AskingTheImportantQuestions
December 14, 2024 at 2:17 PM
So is a warehouse someone who turns into a house at the full moon?🤔 #AskingTheImportantQuestions
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We create a society in which violence is normalized and then engage in performative shock when young people act like violence is normal.
We prioritize gun ownership over human life and then profess disbelief when youth celebrate a gunman.
They were born into this.
We built it.
We prioritize gun ownership over human life and then profess disbelief when youth celebrate a gunman.
They were born into this.
We built it.
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
We create a society in which violence is normalized and then engage in performative shock when young people act like violence is normal.
We prioritize gun ownership over human life and then profess disbelief when youth celebrate a gunman.
They were born into this.
We built it.
We prioritize gun ownership over human life and then profess disbelief when youth celebrate a gunman.
They were born into this.
We built it.
I’ve always found it weird how the US right say they need guns to protect themselves from the government yet their employment and healthcare rights are worse than any other wealthy country. And they’re accusing someone who did exactly that of being an extreme leftist…
December 14, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I’ve always found it weird how the US right say they need guns to protect themselves from the government yet their employment and healthcare rights are worse than any other wealthy country. And they’re accusing someone who did exactly that of being an extreme leftist…
If someone gets a shorter sentence for something cos they pleaded guilty and showed remorse then later claimed they did nothing wrong can they be arrested for perjury?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
The 'QAnon Shaman' and other Capitol rioters who regret pleading guilty
Taking back their remorse could land defendants with stiffer sentences.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 14, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If someone gets a shorter sentence for something cos they pleaded guilty and showed remorse then later claimed they did nothing wrong can they be arrested for perjury?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-u...
Just realised “double ended knitting needles” fits the teenage mutant hero turtles theme and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head forever
December 11, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Just realised “double ended knitting needles” fits the teenage mutant hero turtles theme and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head forever
Right wingers on Bluesky: I just want to share ideas, but leftists don’t have any tolerance for alternative viewpoints
Also right wingers on Bluesky: LOL TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT DEAL WITH IT COPE HARDER WHY U MAD
Also right wingers on Bluesky: LOL TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT DEAL WITH IT COPE HARDER WHY U MAD
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Right wingers on Bluesky: I just want to share ideas, but leftists don’t have any tolerance for alternative viewpoints
Also right wingers on Bluesky: LOL TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT DEAL WITH IT COPE HARDER WHY U MAD
Also right wingers on Bluesky: LOL TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT DEAL WITH IT COPE HARDER WHY U MAD
The replies to this are a great resource for MAGAs to block
This is your daily reminder that this really did happen.
November 30, 2024 at 12:24 PM
The replies to this are a great resource for MAGAs to block
Ok, so I’ll block you and save you the trouble
November 30, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Ok, so I’ll block you and save you the trouble
Crochet based maths problem: If the number of stitches in each row is the row number times six, how do I work out the total stitches I’ve done by the end of each row? Is there a way to calculate it without having to work out each row and add them up?
November 27, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Crochet based maths problem: If the number of stitches in each row is the row number times six, how do I work out the total stitches I’ve done by the end of each row? Is there a way to calculate it without having to work out each row and add them up?
So pumped for Weird Boy Winter
November 27, 2024 at 11:36 AM
So pumped for Weird Boy Winter
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I’ve heard people used to say Transy, and I propose we bring this back.
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I’ve heard people used to say Transy, and I propose we bring this back.
People say when you start on Bluesky it can be helpful to post some of your best performing tweets. So in that spirit may I introduce my most impactful contribution to human culture.
November 26, 2024 at 2:58 PM
People say when you start on Bluesky it can be helpful to post some of your best performing tweets. So in that spirit may I introduce my most impactful contribution to human culture.
Oh this is interesting… I definitely need to learn more about what you can do with this!
November 25, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Oh this is interesting… I definitely need to learn more about what you can do with this!
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I just wish they didn’t have the same plain white UI, it looks really ugly and I can’t do dark mode cos of my crap eyes.
I’d love a coloured background with white boxes for text
I’d love a coloured background with white boxes for text
November 25, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I just wish they didn’t have the same plain white UI, it looks really ugly and I can’t do dark mode cos of my crap eyes.
I’d love a coloured background with white boxes for text
I’d love a coloured background with white boxes for text
Was just thinking about how Bluesky seems to be succeeding where Mastadon failed - I do think a big part of it is that it’s essentially set up as a Twitter clone which makes it easy to get started on, whereas I tried using Mastodon a while ago and it made absolutely zero sense to me
November 25, 2024 at 10:35 AM
Was just thinking about how Bluesky seems to be succeeding where Mastadon failed - I do think a big part of it is that it’s essentially set up as a Twitter clone which makes it easy to get started on, whereas I tried using Mastodon a while ago and it made absolutely zero sense to me
Does anyone have a starter pack of cool lefty trans people I can follow? Thx ❤️
November 24, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Does anyone have a starter pack of cool lefty trans people I can follow? Thx ❤️
This is a joke but I have a genuine moral struggle with the literal exclusivity of physical artistic mediums. Like an artist spends months pouring themselves into a piece then a rich person buys it and puts it in their house where only they and their mates can see it. It just feels wrong.
I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 24, 2024 at 3:42 AM
This is a joke but I have a genuine moral struggle with the literal exclusivity of physical artistic mediums. Like an artist spends months pouring themselves into a piece then a rich person buys it and puts it in their house where only they and their mates can see it. It just feels wrong.
I’ve had a very NSFW account on here for a while but now it’s kicking off I decided I’d try using it for my general time wasting needs too!
November 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
I’ve had a very NSFW account on here for a while but now it’s kicking off I decided I’d try using it for my general time wasting needs too!