Albert Crimestein
@mrcrimestein.bsky.social
Crafter, artist (sorta), Big Kronk Energy
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*Alt text* If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until you hear about the IDF.
*Alt text* If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until you hear about the IDF.
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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*Alt text* If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until you hear about the IDF.
*Alt text* If you think Tylenol is bad for kids, wait until you hear about the IDF.
Finally making the move away from Meta owned socials.
It took a while to pull the trigger since there's a lot of stuff related to my Fire Department there, but... I need to. For me.
It took a while to pull the trigger since there's a lot of stuff related to my Fire Department there, but... I need to. For me.
April 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Finally making the move away from Meta owned socials.
It took a while to pull the trigger since there's a lot of stuff related to my Fire Department there, but... I need to. For me.
It took a while to pull the trigger since there's a lot of stuff related to my Fire Department there, but... I need to. For me.
Think I'm gonna make a shirt to wear around the fire department that says "don't mind me, just doing a socialism" (something to that effect) with a fire/Maltese cross under it.
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Think I'm gonna make a shirt to wear around the fire department that says "don't mind me, just doing a socialism" (something to that effect) with a fire/Maltese cross under it.
Reposted by Albert Crimestein
To all those dorks that said "violence never fixes anything!" I would like to offer a counter-argument:
April 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
To all those dorks that said "violence never fixes anything!" I would like to offer a counter-argument:
Reposted by Albert Crimestein
Voting between the right wing party that explicitly wants to kill you vs the (slightly less) right wing party that only *implicitly* wants to kill you, what a choice!
First federal anti trans bill passed. By Biden. A democrat. This is why no one voted last election. The same bullshit will be passed regardless of which party passes it. Its all decided by PAC money anyway. Fuck this corporatocracy. Eat the rich.
“But he’s a such a good guy!” 😒
“Democrats want to protect the LGBTQIA+ community!” 😒
Anyway, this sucks.
“Democrats want to protect the LGBTQIA+ community!” 😒
Anyway, this sucks.
December 27, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Voting between the right wing party that explicitly wants to kill you vs the (slightly less) right wing party that only *implicitly* wants to kill you, what a choice!
Seeing the river when the water is this low is pretty cool.
These wooden supports for an old dock weren't even visible a couple of months ago. Some of them are as tall as I am (over 6 ft).
Add in the heavy morning fog and it felt ethereal to stand amongst these pillars on a sandbar.
These wooden supports for an old dock weren't even visible a couple of months ago. Some of them are as tall as I am (over 6 ft).
Add in the heavy morning fog and it felt ethereal to stand amongst these pillars on a sandbar.
October 20, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Seeing the river when the water is this low is pretty cool.
These wooden supports for an old dock weren't even visible a couple of months ago. Some of them are as tall as I am (over 6 ft).
Add in the heavy morning fog and it felt ethereal to stand amongst these pillars on a sandbar.
These wooden supports for an old dock weren't even visible a couple of months ago. Some of them are as tall as I am (over 6 ft).
Add in the heavy morning fog and it felt ethereal to stand amongst these pillars on a sandbar.
So, I haven't really posted about this elsewhere yet.
But I've been working on this painting for a while. And, it's got a secret.
I wanted to capture an underlying radioactive hellscape, so...
Every other layer of sky coloration has glow pigment added.
Also, the "plants" glow in the foreground.
But I've been working on this painting for a while. And, it's got a secret.
I wanted to capture an underlying radioactive hellscape, so...
Every other layer of sky coloration has glow pigment added.
Also, the "plants" glow in the foreground.
September 1, 2023 at 10:04 PM
So, I haven't really posted about this elsewhere yet.
But I've been working on this painting for a while. And, it's got a secret.
I wanted to capture an underlying radioactive hellscape, so...
Every other layer of sky coloration has glow pigment added.
Also, the "plants" glow in the foreground.
But I've been working on this painting for a while. And, it's got a secret.
I wanted to capture an underlying radioactive hellscape, so...
Every other layer of sky coloration has glow pigment added.
Also, the "plants" glow in the foreground.
Pronouns: he/they
Height: 6'2"
Shoe size: 14w-15w
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: not any more
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: not any more 😓
Fave color: Pink or Purple
Fave drink: hmmm... Probz Coke Zero with a lime wedge
Height: 6'2"
Shoe size: 14w-15w
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: not any more
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: not any more 😓
Fave color: Pink or Purple
Fave drink: hmmm... Probz Coke Zero with a lime wedge
If you see this post, do it! (if you have the spoons)
Pronouns: They/Them
Height: 5'11"
Shoe size: Women's 10
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: my asthma says no
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: ears
Fave color: Purple
Fave drink: non alcoholic: coke / alcoholic: mead or bubbly rosé
Pronouns: They/Them
Height: 5'11"
Shoe size: Women's 10
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: my asthma says no
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: ears
Fave color: Purple
Fave drink: non alcoholic: coke / alcoholic: mead or bubbly rosé
If you see this post, do it! (if you have the spoons)
Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'8"
Shoe size: Women's 10
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: Weed
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 2
Fave color: Purple
Fave drink: Fireball and Dr Pepper
Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'8"
Shoe size: Women's 10
Zodiac: Gemini
Smoke: Weed
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 2
Fave color: Purple
Fave drink: Fireball and Dr Pepper
September 1, 2023 at 9:27 PM
Pronouns: he/they
Height: 6'2"
Shoe size: 14w-15w
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: not any more
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: not any more 😓
Fave color: Pink or Purple
Fave drink: hmmm... Probz Coke Zero with a lime wedge
Height: 6'2"
Shoe size: 14w-15w
Zodiac: Pisces
Smoke: not any more
Tattoos: 2
Piercings: not any more 😓
Fave color: Pink or Purple
Fave drink: hmmm... Probz Coke Zero with a lime wedge
Can auto-flush toilets please STOP giving me jump scares while I'm trying to wipe my ass?
My heart and anxiety are NOT built for your ways.
My heart and anxiety are NOT built for your ways.
August 27, 2023 at 3:31 PM
Can auto-flush toilets please STOP giving me jump scares while I'm trying to wipe my ass?
My heart and anxiety are NOT built for your ways.
My heart and anxiety are NOT built for your ways.
I uh .... I got a new hat today.
I've never owned anything like it, but 14 year old me is screaming with joy inside.
When I stopped going to Hardcore shows and started exploring gothy/witch vibes, I felt like I had to hide it.
Not any more!
I've never owned anything like it, but 14 year old me is screaming with joy inside.
When I stopped going to Hardcore shows and started exploring gothy/witch vibes, I felt like I had to hide it.
Not any more!
August 27, 2023 at 3:56 AM
I uh .... I got a new hat today.
I've never owned anything like it, but 14 year old me is screaming with joy inside.
When I stopped going to Hardcore shows and started exploring gothy/witch vibes, I felt like I had to hide it.
Not any more!
I've never owned anything like it, but 14 year old me is screaming with joy inside.
When I stopped going to Hardcore shows and started exploring gothy/witch vibes, I felt like I had to hide it.
Not any more!