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Lead UX Designer @united | Marketer | Strategist | Advisor | Founder | Web3 | Previously @apple, @google, once a player of records.

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If you’re trying to win me over to your authoritarian regime via email, at least spring for a vector logo. Nothing says “trust our absolute power” like a pixelated .JPG. #designsky
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Excited for a big weekend in #Miami for the #MiamiGP. Congrats to Max Verstappen on the birth of his daughter, Lily. Fingers crossed he will be distracted thinking about his family and we'll get another McLaren win. 😈 #F1
May 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Looking forward to a big weekend in Suzuka. Hoping for a great showing from Yuki Tsunoda! #JapaneseGP #F1
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Someone definitely just hit the "Publish All" button after a day of "Watches and Wonders" coverage. You good @hodinkee? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Really enjoying the Live Activities notifications in the Apple Sports app with the addition of #F1 for the 2025 season.
March 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m so incredibly proud of #Canada for last night’s win over the US during the #FourNations tournament. As a Canadian living in the US, it was a much needed reprieve from the barrage of disrespectful comments I see on a daily basis towards Canadians, purely due to Trump’s nonsense. #TeamCanada
February 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It’s literally just adding a trusted contact that can validate you are who you say you are, or generating a recovery key.
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Your outie doesn’t get discouraged by automated rejection emails to roles they are qualified for.
February 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
As soon as Humane began to pivot to an AI device due to dreadful battery testing, I said immediately that they were had to push "something" out the door since they had taken on so much capital. They had to push for an exit to recoup losses and satisfy investors. Looks like HP took the bait.
February 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Just tried testing and it went online playing Diablo IV just now in Chicago, IL
February 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Many American's vastly underestimate the trade benefits that Canada and the US share while working together. This post from Reddit sums up my feelings quite well. These Trump tariffs won't just affect Canadians.
February 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Scarf the neck. And if necessary, Lenny Kravitz level of scarf.
February 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Don't repost clout chasing influencers who are profiting off of the misfortune of others.
January 10, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Ok fine, I'll admit it: everyone that told me to stick it out and watch #Severance was right.

And now, here is an accurate depiction of me from this morning having finished S01 last night and definitely not spending all night in a YouTube/Reddit rabbit hole.
January 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
December 13, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Call me naive, but I'm absolutely siding with Russell over Max in this squabble, even if what George has said was clearly a scripted and polished approach. Bonus points for Toto calling Horner a "yapping little terrier." 😂 #Formula1
December 5, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Finally someone just comes out and says it. Maple says hello to your pupper.
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Here we go, final Sprint weekend of the season. @formula-1.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Happy race night for all who celebrate! @f1lasvegas @FORMULA1 #F1Threads

November 24, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Testing out the delicious Croissant app to cross-post to #threads, #bluesky, and #mastadon. Drop a like if you're seeing this. https://croissantapp.com/
November 18, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I don’t think Netflix was ready for how many people want to see Jake Paul’s head knocked off his body. #PaulTyson
November 16, 2024 at 4:30 AM