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Lead UX Designer @united | Marketer | Strategist | Advisor | Founder | Web3 | Previously @apple, @google, once a player of records.

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I wish there was an expat option for Canadians outside of the country to watch sports from a Canadian broadcast. This Fox broadcast is just Dodgers pride and Canadian snide every inning, every game. What say you @tsnofficial.bsky.social?
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That’s two films now from @netflix.com that I’ve been looking forward to that were objectively great, that turned into absolute cop-out endings. “Leave the World Behind” and “A House of Dynamite” deserved better final acts. Extremely let down by both movies.
October 27, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you’re trying to win me over to your authoritarian regime via email, at least spring for a vector logo. Nothing says “trust our absolute power” like a pixelated .JPG. #designsky
July 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
As if the job market wasn’t bad enough right now. Great article by @laurengoode.bsky.social for @wired.com that’ll have you shaking your head wondering why some people are such assholes. www.wired.com/story/parano...
Deepfakes, Scams, and the Age of Paranoia
As AI-driven fraud becomes increasingly common, more people feel the need to verify every interaction they have online.
www.wired.com
May 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Loving Figma Buzz. This is going to help the relationship between designers and content/marketing teams immensely. #config2025
May 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wow, Figma Sites is way more of a direct attack on Webflow and Framer than I initially expected. Definitely interested, but cautiously optimistic that Figma doesn't bungle the pricing model for the future "add-on fees for bandwidth, hosting, and domains." #config2025
May 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Thought I missed the start of the broadcast, then quickly remembered that not every company is as punctual and organized as Apple 😂🤦🏻‍♂️ #config2025
May 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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The Americans just don't get it, until that tangerine idiot is gone, we aren't coming, we're selling up, crashing your housing and tourism market, go fvck yourselves. www.travelandtourworld.com/news/article...
New Canadian Snowbird Visa Act Could Supercharge US Tourism and Real Estate by Allowing Canadians to Stay Two Hundred and Forty Days and Fuel Florida, Arizona, and Border Economies - Travel And Tour W...
A proposed bipartisan bill titled the Canadian Snowbird Visa Act could significantly reshape the landscape of US tourism and real estate by permitting Canadian citizens aged 50 and over to stay in the...
www.travelandtourworld.com
May 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Loved watching FP1 today on @f1tv at 480p. It is a shame though that we're paying for a 4K stream and with a 5-Gbit dedicated fiber line it's still not enough internets to get to 4K. Maybe, if I get a second 5-Gbit line and run them together it'll at least give me 720p. /s 🫩 #MiamiGP #F1
May 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Excited for a big weekend in #Miami for the #MiamiGP. Congrats to Max Verstappen on the birth of his daughter, Lily. Fingers crossed he will be distracted thinking about his family and we'll get another McLaren win. 😈 #F1
May 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I am not pleased by qualifying today. Missed opportunities, bizarre handling, a lot of unbalanced cars, and FIA decisions that leave me shaking my head (as usual). Nice to see Oscar on pole and Gasley absolutely ripping it though. #F1 #BahrainGP
April 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Looking forward to a big weekend in Suzuka. Hoping for a great showing from Yuki Tsunoda! #JapaneseGP #F1
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Can someone give Jacques Villeneuve a fake mic so he thinks he's commentating but nobody can actually hear him? #JapaneseGP #F1
April 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Someone definitely just hit the "Publish All" button after a day of "Watches and Wonders" coverage. You good @hodinkee? 😂🤦🏻‍♂️
March 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
How is it that #ThePitt is both the best and worst show at the same time? My goodness E13 was something else. I need to lay down, I have no emotions left. The Emmy's need to create a new category for "Best in Anxiety Creation" and hand deliver the award to every cast member.
March 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Really enjoying the Live Activities notifications in the Apple Sports app with the addition of #F1 for the 2025 season.
March 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My favorite part with each season of #DrivetoSurvive is how slick Christian Horner thinks he sounds but how much of an absolute prick he actually is. And you just know he's desperate to be on camera.
March 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
#Severance and #ThePitt watched b2b is a really good recipe for instant anxiety. Why do I do this to myself? 😂😬
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I cannot wait for this!
March 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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we should always appreciate designers who make seamless tiling packages
March 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
That felt like the "Death of Bond" rather than an "Appreciation of" montage. I am so incredibly disappointed with Amazon taking creative control of the franchise. #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm still so grumpy that Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross got shafted for Challengers.

This opening with Wicked is just making me more angry of that fact. #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Oh yeah, definitely “lucky” but can you really be surprised when Nancy Pelosi has been doing the same thing forever? They’re all crooks.
A lucky trader just happened to put in a $200m trade with 50x leverage a few hours before a Trump pro-crypto announcement. The price of crypto jumped and this person made hundreds of millions. Pure luck I’m sure.
March 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Since #SNL50, I've been watching a lot of old concert footage of #Nirvana. I would pay good money to see Post Malone do a full tour with Krist, Dave, and Pat Smear.
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m so incredibly proud of #Canada for last night’s win over the US during the #FourNations tournament. As a Canadian living in the US, it was a much needed reprieve from the barrage of disrespectful comments I see on a daily basis towards Canadians, purely due to Trump’s nonsense. #TeamCanada
February 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM