Mr Carpenter
@mrcarpenter29a.bsky.social
Progressive secular humanist agnostic atheist pagan Pastafarian. But spiritually I'm a Viking.
Navy veteran, dog lover, avid sailor.
My truck is electric, like my personality.
Navy veteran, dog lover, avid sailor.
My truck is electric, like my personality.
I thought I could feel him in my heart once but it turned out to be AFIB.
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I thought I could feel him in my heart once but it turned out to be AFIB.
You know who has experience prosecuting war crimes at the Hague?
Jack Smith. I think it would be funny if he was the one who gets to prosecute all these Trump thugs in international court.
Jack Smith. I think it would be funny if he was the one who gets to prosecute all these Trump thugs in international court.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
You know who has experience prosecuting war crimes at the Hague?
Jack Smith. I think it would be funny if he was the one who gets to prosecute all these Trump thugs in international court.
Jack Smith. I think it would be funny if he was the one who gets to prosecute all these Trump thugs in international court.
Like my dad always told us. Never be rude to the people who are sticking needles and other things in you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Like my dad always told us. Never be rude to the people who are sticking needles and other things in you.
Van Epps would eat the shit right out of Trump's adult diapers if Trump told him to.
Also, Bob Mueller is a dick.
Also, Bob Mueller is a dick.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Van Epps would eat the shit right out of Trump's adult diapers if Trump told him to.
Also, Bob Mueller is a dick.
Also, Bob Mueller is a dick.
Our Thanksgiving dinner will be just myself, my wife, and the dog. It's better that way considering how many MAGA relatives we have.
Unrelated.. the dog just had surgery so if you want to send some good vibes her way while she's recovering that would be something for us to give thanks for.
Unrelated.. the dog just had surgery so if you want to send some good vibes her way while she's recovering that would be something for us to give thanks for.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Our Thanksgiving dinner will be just myself, my wife, and the dog. It's better that way considering how many MAGA relatives we have.
Unrelated.. the dog just had surgery so if you want to send some good vibes her way while she's recovering that would be something for us to give thanks for.
Unrelated.. the dog just had surgery so if you want to send some good vibes her way while she's recovering that would be something for us to give thanks for.
I sometimes like to quote Psalm 137-9 to the parents of those kids.
"Happy is the one who seizes your children
and dashes them against the rocks."
"Happy is the one who seizes your children
and dashes them against the rocks."
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I sometimes like to quote Psalm 137-9 to the parents of those kids.
"Happy is the one who seizes your children
and dashes them against the rocks."
"Happy is the one who seizes your children
and dashes them against the rocks."
I'm surprised he wasn't saluting nothing or no one in particular.
November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm surprised he wasn't saluting nothing or no one in particular.
Even my Christian wife hates Franklin Graham.
November 6, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Even my Christian wife hates Franklin Graham.
I agree. Not exactly the same situation you were talking about but I threw it out there anyway just because it's so stupid.
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I agree. Not exactly the same situation you were talking about but I threw it out there anyway just because it's so stupid.
A few weeks ago we witnessed a school bus pull out of the school parking lot and immediately stopped to let off three kids who literally live right across the street.
October 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
A few weeks ago we witnessed a school bus pull out of the school parking lot and immediately stopped to let off three kids who literally live right across the street.
Gotta admit. This one cracked me up.
October 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Gotta admit. This one cracked me up.
He will be working for ICE by this time tomorrow. Hell, they might even use this video as a training video on how to deal with people.
September 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
He will be working for ICE by this time tomorrow. Hell, they might even use this video as a training video on how to deal with people.
Probably just doing research.
September 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Probably just doing research.
A couple of months ago I got one of those fund raising "surveys" from the DNC. I sent it back with one answer. I told them to get off their asses and start fighting back. That strongly worded letters weren't doing shit. And that they would get no more money from me until they fight back. Didn't work
September 8, 2025 at 12:33 PM
A couple of months ago I got one of those fund raising "surveys" from the DNC. I sent it back with one answer. I told them to get off their asses and start fighting back. That strongly worded letters weren't doing shit. And that they would get no more money from me until they fight back. Didn't work
Unfortunately most of the churches here in rural Tennessee are more likely to praise Trump from the pulpit. It's amazing to me that so many people I know who love to talk about what a great Christian they are continue to spout the most un Christian crap you've ever heard.
August 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Unfortunately most of the churches here in rural Tennessee are more likely to praise Trump from the pulpit. It's amazing to me that so many people I know who love to talk about what a great Christian they are continue to spout the most un Christian crap you've ever heard.
Same here. Got the shingles vaccine as soon as I was old enough. Some others too.
And just this week I was in for my annual doctor visit the nurse asked me out of the blue if I wanted the whooping cough vaccine while I'm there. Hadn't even thought about that one. But yeah, got it while I could.
And just this week I was in for my annual doctor visit the nurse asked me out of the blue if I wanted the whooping cough vaccine while I'm there. Hadn't even thought about that one. But yeah, got it while I could.
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Same here. Got the shingles vaccine as soon as I was old enough. Some others too.
And just this week I was in for my annual doctor visit the nurse asked me out of the blue if I wanted the whooping cough vaccine while I'm there. Hadn't even thought about that one. But yeah, got it while I could.
And just this week I was in for my annual doctor visit the nurse asked me out of the blue if I wanted the whooping cough vaccine while I'm there. Hadn't even thought about that one. But yeah, got it while I could.
What's that running down his chin?
August 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
What's that running down his chin?
I have a gut feeling that this guy was such an asshole at work too that they were just looking for a reason to fire him.
July 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I have a gut feeling that this guy was such an asshole at work too that they were just looking for a reason to fire him.
I don't know how Lindsey Graham has stayed in office this long. But if you can unseat him that would be fantastic. I don't live in SC but I'm hoping you can pull it off.
Heading over to make a donation right now.
Heading over to make a donation right now.
July 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I don't know how Lindsey Graham has stayed in office this long. But if you can unseat him that would be fantastic. I don't live in SC but I'm hoping you can pull it off.
Heading over to make a donation right now.
Heading over to make a donation right now.
The same people who put bandages on their ears are now going to stuff their socks to make their ankles look like Trumps.
July 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The same people who put bandages on their ears are now going to stuff their socks to make their ankles look like Trumps.
The Dollar Tree has better decorations that that.
July 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Dollar Tree has better decorations that that.
I tell that to people who claim to be Christians and they usually reply with something like "that's not in the bible".
July 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I tell that to people who claim to be Christians and they usually reply with something like "that's not in the bible".
It's been scorching here for the last week. Finally cooled off today but rainy.
The sunglasses look good on ya.
The sunglasses look good on ya.
June 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's been scorching here for the last week. Finally cooled off today but rainy.
The sunglasses look good on ya.
The sunglasses look good on ya.
I'm 69. I've been calling for younger representation for some years now. They're the people who have to live with the results of today's decisions.
June 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm 69. I've been calling for younger representation for some years now. They're the people who have to live with the results of today's decisions.