juice box
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I got locked out of my bluesky account for like TWO MINUTES and I come back and everything is exactly the same as it was before. nothing interesting to report here
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I got locked out of my bluesky account for like TWO MINUTES and I come back and everything is exactly the same as it was before. nothing interesting to report here
how heavy was his jaw beforehand?????
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
how heavy was his jaw beforehand?????
better to have died a small boy than to not be able to open this jar of elderberry preserves
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
better to have died a small boy than to not be able to open this jar of elderberry preserves
they cloned a sheep! now that's what I call a W
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
they cloned a sheep! now that's what I call a W
eugh, sorry I'm late. the cucks got me
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
eugh, sorry I'm late. the cucks got me
you might wanna watch wheel of fortune tonight...may see a familiar face...
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
you might wanna watch wheel of fortune tonight...may see a familiar face...
good, now he can change his name from zohrunning
November 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
good, now he can change his name from zohrunning
I was totally in favor of president trump sending people in masks to run around and terrorize other people's neighborhoods, but now there are people in masks running around and terrorizing *my* neighborhood! why would the democrats do this?
October 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I was totally in favor of president trump sending people in masks to run around and terrorize other people's neighborhoods, but now there are people in masks running around and terrorizing *my* neighborhood! why would the democrats do this?
feeling overwhelmed? take a couple minutes away from whatever you're doing right now and take some deep breaths. that should give you enough oxygen that you don't have to worry about breathing for the rest of the day
October 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
feeling overwhelmed? take a couple minutes away from whatever you're doing right now and take some deep breaths. that should give you enough oxygen that you don't have to worry about breathing for the rest of the day
rogers centre more like dodgers center imo
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
rogers centre more like dodgers center imo
lots of people today talking about "no kings" and a "cease fire". and I'm just wondering what all these people have against the san diego padres' pitching rotation
October 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
lots of people today talking about "no kings" and a "cease fire". and I'm just wondering what all these people have against the san diego padres' pitching rotation
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yhinking about Gritty Again
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
yhinking about Gritty Again
that mariners-tigers game is exactly how I would describe my hog: not the longest ever, but still way longer than average, and not so long that it would be uncomfortable if you were to take it all in
October 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
that mariners-tigers game is exactly how I would describe my hog: not the longest ever, but still way longer than average, and not so long that it would be uncomfortable if you were to take it all in
I just found an infinite money glitch in real life. just follow these simple steps to get rich quick:
step 1: outback steakhouse
step 1: outback steakhouse
October 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I just found an infinite money glitch in real life. just follow these simple steps to get rich quick:
step 1: outback steakhouse
step 1: outback steakhouse
y'all are like an entire month off
September 23, 2025 at 4:56 AM
y'all are like an entire month off
does it count as "distracted driving" if the thing distracting you is the voices in your own head
September 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
does it count as "distracted driving" if the thing distracting you is the voices in your own head
yeah I go to planet fitness. fitness whole planet in my mouth 😉
September 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
yeah I go to planet fitness. fitness whole planet in my mouth 😉
charlie kirk got shot 0.3% as many times as hind rajab. those are rookie numbers
September 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
charlie kirk got shot 0.3% as many times as hind rajab. those are rookie numbers
turns out that not only is billie eilish younger than I am, she's actually been that way her entire life. how does she do it
September 6, 2025 at 4:18 AM
turns out that not only is billie eilish younger than I am, she's actually been that way her entire life. how does she do it
is it really 1:54 am if you're not hearing the screams of children from the blacked-out van driving past you on a dark road in the middle of the woods?
August 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
is it really 1:54 am if you're not hearing the screams of children from the blacked-out van driving past you on a dark road in the middle of the woods?
this is so cool! I've already used this technique to fail to remember every single word of the bhagavad gita
May I present the antimnemonic of antimnemonics?
To fail to remember the name of every human being, just remember that you wouldn't even be able to read and pronounce a significant portion of them. Give up on your own name. Refer to others by their most endearing trait.
To fail to remember the name of every human being, just remember that you wouldn't even be able to read and pronounce a significant portion of them. Give up on your own name. Refer to others by their most endearing trait.
August 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
this is so cool! I've already used this technique to fail to remember every single word of the bhagavad gita
oops! that's seven words. try again :)
August 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
oops! that's seven words. try again :)
so how was everyone's birthday
August 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
so how was everyone's birthday
uh oh! the queenslanders are at it again!
July 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
uh oh! the queenslanders are at it again!
everybody always asks whataburger but nobody ever asks howaburger
July 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
everybody always asks whataburger but nobody ever asks howaburger