JamHeronArk
@jamheronark.bsky.social
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![4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: It’s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I don’t get the biggest one, I’m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I don’t install more whirling spike clubs, I’ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiby6can6k76yzfmv2czxs4pu2l7zie7bqbrpswi7h3ifmiadkuqvu@jpeg)
What do we want?
Purple prose!
When do we want it?
As the sun next reaches its zenith like the hawk in repose, muscles coiled like a slinky and eyes keen upon the rabbit moving in jerking hops along the primary school fence as if some occult hand were tugging it with great effort on a slack string.
Purple prose!
When do we want it?
As the sun next reaches its zenith like the hawk in repose, muscles coiled like a slinky and eyes keen upon the rabbit moving in jerking hops along the primary school fence as if some occult hand were tugging it with great effort on a slack string.
November 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What do we want?
Purple prose!
When do we want it?
As the sun next reaches its zenith like the hawk in repose, muscles coiled like a slinky and eyes keen upon the rabbit moving in jerking hops along the primary school fence as if some occult hand were tugging it with great effort on a slack string.
Purple prose!
When do we want it?
As the sun next reaches its zenith like the hawk in repose, muscles coiled like a slinky and eyes keen upon the rabbit moving in jerking hops along the primary school fence as if some occult hand were tugging it with great effort on a slack string.
I crashed my two ships of Theseus like 617 business hours ago. Still waiting to hear from the insurance company. (Before you ask, yes, I did only insure one ship, but I gradually replaced its parts and made a new ship with the originals)
October 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I crashed my two ships of Theseus like 617 business hours ago. Still waiting to hear from the insurance company. (Before you ask, yes, I did only insure one ship, but I gradually replaced its parts and made a new ship with the originals)
Mainz in its current iteration does not border the Main. The Main enters the Rhein on the other side of the latter from Mainz. We should consider changing the name to Rheinz.
September 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Mainz in its current iteration does not border the Main. The Main enters the Rhein on the other side of the latter from Mainz. We should consider changing the name to Rheinz.
As a child, literature led me to believe that dogcatchers would be society's greatest villains. Boy howdy, was that wrong.
September 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As a child, literature led me to believe that dogcatchers would be society's greatest villains. Boy howdy, was that wrong.
May I present the antimnemonic of antimnemonics?
To fail to remember the name of every human being, just remember that you wouldn't even be able to read and pronounce a significant portion of them. Give up on your own name. Refer to others by their most endearing trait.
To fail to remember the name of every human being, just remember that you wouldn't even be able to read and pronounce a significant portion of them. Give up on your own name. Refer to others by their most endearing trait.
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
May I present the antimnemonic of antimnemonics?
To fail to remember the name of every human being, just remember that you wouldn't even be able to read and pronounce a significant portion of them. Give up on your own name. Refer to others by their most endearing trait.
To fail to remember the name of every human being, just remember that you wouldn't even be able to read and pronounce a significant portion of them. Give up on your own name. Refer to others by their most endearing trait.
once I escape the bleakish circuits of the present for the coliseums and cuirasses of the camouflageable future, I shall certainly celebrate with jugfuls of eisweins
August 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
once I escape the bleakish circuits of the present for the coliseums and cuirasses of the camouflageable future, I shall certainly celebrate with jugfuls of eisweins
I went geohashing today and saw @adamchase.bsky.social and @thewheatgerm.bsky.social of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social at the Nürnberg Hbf. I just said hi and scurried off because they, like myself, looked stressed out from being Deutsche Bahned. Good luck on finding/chasing/running from Sam, guys!
June 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I went geohashing today and saw @adamchase.bsky.social and @thewheatgerm.bsky.social of @jetlagthegame.bsky.social at the Nürnberg Hbf. I just said hi and scurried off because they, like myself, looked stressed out from being Deutsche Bahned. Good luck on finding/chasing/running from Sam, guys!