It would be more interesting if they didn't

Out of the way peasants, the king is going to kiss this guy's horn

Parents should be telling their babies to start with aardvark and work their way down

Basically you load all the fillings and meat and cheese and stuff onto one side of the sandwich, and start on the empty side so it's just bread until you get to the good half

The dog doesn't even know about Christmas, he thinks it's called Ham Bone's Feast