Mr Business
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Mr Business
@mrbusiness.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I use to think this was just Beavis with his shirt pulled up 😂
A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A lot of people new to the fandom don't realize it but Tim and Eric is actually 2 different people
I'm been eating too much brown food
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I'm been eating too much brown food
Homer's death = Bart's birth
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Homer's death = Bart's birth
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Fell down another sewer grate lol
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October 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Science Predicts No New Breakfast Foods After 2039
Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Officer this is my clone's car so whatevers in it is not mine
First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
October 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
First day on the city watch? It's easy, just remember this rhyme:
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
If they're green you must be mean
If they're blue no can do
If they're red they wind up dead
If they're yellow let it mellow
If they're purple get on your knees and start praying
I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks
October 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm scared to leave my bog because people will realize it's not the bog that stinks
My name is Dabble Douya
September 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My name is Dabble Douya
A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality
September 16, 2025 at 5:41 AM
A curious ass like me could find something intriguing in the Swamp of Banality
(ant kid dreaming) some day I'll be so big I can pick the whole picnic up by myself
September 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
(ant kid dreaming) some day I'll be so big I can pick the whole picnic up by myself
The plan is simple. We go to the tattoo parlor and ask the guy to give me and tattoo of tomorrow's powerball numbers
September 7, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The plan is simple. We go to the tattoo parlor and ask the guy to give me and tattoo of tomorrow's powerball numbers
I set off a basic level trap and now everybody thinks my perception stat is woefully underleveled 🤦
September 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I set off a basic level trap and now everybody thinks my perception stat is woefully underleveled 🤦
Motorcycle City is the largest city in the world with 500 buildings and over 1000 skyscrapers
August 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Motorcycle City is the largest city in the world with 500 buildings and over 1000 skyscrapers
As a baby my first word was galoobah and my second word was acquiescence
July 30, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As a baby my first word was galoobah and my second word was acquiescence
You won't see it in the news but scientists actually discovered a new chess piece
July 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
You won't see it in the news but scientists actually discovered a new chess piece
Stephen Colbert is in the headlines lately, apparently he's getting fired because he can't stop crawling around and biting people's ankles. He keeps looking up and asking "did you get that? did you get that?" and we say no Stephen we're not on tv right now please our ankles kill
July 19, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Stephen Colbert is in the headlines lately, apparently he's getting fired because he can't stop crawling around and biting people's ankles. He keeps looking up and asking "did you get that? did you get that?" and we say no Stephen we're not on tv right now please our ankles kill
I've been meaning to tell you my idea for a sandwich that gets more delicious when you eat it
July 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I've been meaning to tell you my idea for a sandwich that gets more delicious when you eat it
Who remembers Christmas dinner as a kid getting to play with the ham bone after
May 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Who remembers Christmas dinner as a kid getting to play with the ham bone after
In the 1600s I would have been imprisoned for Bleak Outlook
March 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
In the 1600s I would have been imprisoned for Bleak Outlook
4 out of 5 Dentists Agreed to stop responding to my questions
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
4 out of 5 Dentists Agreed to stop responding to my questions
SCIENCE REVEALS: Farts Don't Make Your Butt Stink They Actually Make The Air Around Your Nose Stink
November 17, 2024 at 9:52 AM
SCIENCE REVEALS: Farts Don't Make Your Butt Stink They Actually Make The Air Around Your Nose Stink
Okay I did NOT have Make Tyson fighting Jake Paul on my Novermber 15, 2024 bingo card
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Okay I did NOT have Make Tyson fighting Jake Paul on my Novermber 15, 2024 bingo card
I use to think this was just Beavis with his shirt pulled up 😂
November 16, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I use to think this was just Beavis with his shirt pulled up 😂