Brian J.
@mrbrianj.bsky.social
My name is Brian; it means “to rot.” Husband, Pops, assembler. Bad attitude, terrible posture. Minneapolish, by way of Rockford, IL. my opinions are your own.
Oh my goodness I never thought I’d have to say this on Bsky, but “RIP your replies!”
January 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Oh my goodness I never thought I’d have to say this on Bsky, but “RIP your replies!”
Whether you think you can or think you can’t… you’re right.
(Maybe wear some pads and a helmet just in case)
(Maybe wear some pads and a helmet just in case)
January 12, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Whether you think you can or think you can’t… you’re right.
(Maybe wear some pads and a helmet just in case)
(Maybe wear some pads and a helmet just in case)
I call my vape a “baba” now. Thanks, Vic.
January 8, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I call my vape a “baba” now. Thanks, Vic.
I don’t have any of that second part here. Just the everything sucks part!
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I don’t have any of that second part here. Just the everything sucks part!
You have to stope comparing yourself to George W., Vic.
Has anyone ever thrown *both* shoes at your head during a press conference?!
Has anyone ever thrown *both* shoes at your head during a press conference?!
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
You have to stope comparing yourself to George W., Vic.
Has anyone ever thrown *both* shoes at your head during a press conference?!
Has anyone ever thrown *both* shoes at your head during a press conference?!
That was one of my first CDs I ever owned! But the first time I heard the play it was a dubbed tape of the Michael Damian so I’m revisiting that one. I’ve seen Donny live a couple times though!
December 31, 2025 at 6:58 PM
That was one of my first CDs I ever owned! But the first time I heard the play it was a dubbed tape of the Michael Damian so I’m revisiting that one. I’ve seen Donny live a couple times though!
Should be cleaned up for my 4:30am commute on Monday right?! 😅
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Should be cleaned up for my 4:30am commute on Monday right?! 😅
View to a Minor Inconvenience
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
View to a Minor Inconvenience
‘Bout time someone addressed these fucking rumors.
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
‘Bout time someone addressed these fucking rumors.
I’m on a huge Beatles kick right now. Where should I start with the Kinks?
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I’m on a huge Beatles kick right now. Where should I start with the Kinks?
Reposted by Brian J.
“GO COOL OFF, SANTA. Sorry about that. You want some coffee? Yeah? Here you go. Look, if it was up to me I’d tell everyone you were a child of God, created in His image, but my partner is nuts”
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“GO COOL OFF, SANTA. Sorry about that. You want some coffee? Yeah? Here you go. Look, if it was up to me I’d tell everyone you were a child of God, created in His image, but my partner is nuts”
Jesus. I had no idea what his age was!
December 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Jesus. I had no idea what his age was!
The trick candles though 😂
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The trick candles though 😂
Growing Pains would like a word with you, sir.
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Growing Pains would like a word with you, sir.
Came here to suggest gas stations as well!
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Came here to suggest gas stations as well!