Bob Kerr
@mrbobkerr.bsky.social
Writer for The Hard Times. Comedian. Student. Here because it’s where the cool people are.
Personally, I think all blanket statements are stupid.
June 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Personally, I think all blanket statements are stupid.
Head of National Security Advisor Mike Waltz has been fired for giving mixed Signals.
May 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Head of National Security Advisor Mike Waltz has been fired for giving mixed Signals.
May the first of May be with you
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
May the first of May be with you
DOCTOR: I have good news and I have bad news.
PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first.
DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in February.
PATIENT: But that’s in March.
DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in February that you like?
PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first.
DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in February.
PATIENT: But that’s in March.
DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in February that you like?
December 11, 2024 at 2:05 AM
DOCTOR: I have good news and I have bad news.
PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first.
DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in February.
PATIENT: But that’s in March.
DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in February that you like?
PATIENT: I’ll take the good news first.
DOCTOR: You’ll still make that Metallica concert in February.
PATIENT: But that’s in March.
DOCTOR: I…uh…okay. Well…is there anyone playing in February that you like?
My nihilist friend doesn’t believe in me. :(
December 10, 2024 at 1:40 AM
My nihilist friend doesn’t believe in me. :(
Reposted by Bob Kerr
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time