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Mr Socks
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the list of people you're willing to tolerate decreases greatly after 40
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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May 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Going through a lot of accounts I follow and the last post is almost always '6mo' ago 🤣

I wonder how many inactive accounts are on here now?

50%?
May 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Things I have done. 😈 Edition 😯

1/ Yes
2/ Yes
3/ Yes
4/ Yes
5/ No
6/ Yes
7/ No
8/ Yes
9/ No
10/ Yes
11/ No
12/ No
13/ Yes
14/ No
15/ No
16/ Yes
17/ No

Drop an emoji for the questions 🫣
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Half of you need to be on leashes
May 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hi 👋🏻
May 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I don't do 'I'm leaving' posts because nobody gives a toss.

It was nice here, for a while but just doesn't hold my interest anymore.

It's not you, it's me.

Hope to see some of you on X.

@_MrSocks_
December 15, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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December 3, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Lingerie is SO overrated.
December 2, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I'm sorry, I'm trying desperately not to bring the bad vibes but fuck me, there are some brainwashed, stupid motherfuckers on this app.

Where the fuck have these people been for the last 5 years?

Unfuckingbelievable.

As you were.
December 2, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Is that Embarrassing Bodies programme still a thing?

My left testicle is WAY bigger than the other two.
December 2, 2024 at 9:04 PM
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
How does a person know if they are toxic?
December 2, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I've never been more convinced that some women will overlook much because of an amazing penis.
December 2, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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December 2, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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True x
December 2, 2024 at 10:15 AM
The lack of a drafts folder means that I discard 98% of my posts.

Be grateful.
December 2, 2024 at 8:49 AM
December 1, 2024 at 5:41 PM
It concerns me how well I cope with disappointment.
December 1, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Spartacus (series).. bloody brilliant.
December 1, 2024 at 12:02 AM
There are two types of people in this world.

Those who pee in the shower and liars.
November 30, 2024 at 10:08 PM
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 8:24 PM