Mr. Irony
@mr-irony.bsky.social
Anger, not despondency.
Preparation, not disbelief.
And if they kill your sense of humor, they’ve fully done you in.
Preparation, not disbelief.
And if they kill your sense of humor, they’ve fully done you in.
In the interest of a faster recovery and future harmony, I propose we offer a brief amnesty period for GOP voters:
Turn in your dumb red hats, your ear bandages, diapers, and Cybertrucks, and admit you got it wrong. Renounce future support for the GOP, and we promise not to hold it against you.
Turn in your dumb red hats, your ear bandages, diapers, and Cybertrucks, and admit you got it wrong. Renounce future support for the GOP, and we promise not to hold it against you.
March 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In the interest of a faster recovery and future harmony, I propose we offer a brief amnesty period for GOP voters:
Turn in your dumb red hats, your ear bandages, diapers, and Cybertrucks, and admit you got it wrong. Renounce future support for the GOP, and we promise not to hold it against you.
Turn in your dumb red hats, your ear bandages, diapers, and Cybertrucks, and admit you got it wrong. Renounce future support for the GOP, and we promise not to hold it against you.
People gonna start hiding eggs in shipments of fentanyl, mark my words.
U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border | CBC News
Officials made 3,254 egg-related seizures in January and February 2025, according to new data released by U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP). That's more than twice as many egg seizures compared...
www.cbc.ca
March 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
People gonna start hiding eggs in shipments of fentanyl, mark my words.
Why is Trump begging for eggs from the countries he’s pissed off the most?
Why not ask Russia??
Why not ask Russia??
March 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why is Trump begging for eggs from the countries he’s pissed off the most?
Why not ask Russia??
Why not ask Russia??
I remember when I thought zip-loc seals were a tech revolution. But over fifty years later there still hasn’t been a single manufacturer to make a resealable package that works for the life of the product inside.
And yes, I’m bitter.
And yes, I’m bitter.
March 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I remember when I thought zip-loc seals were a tech revolution. But over fifty years later there still hasn’t been a single manufacturer to make a resealable package that works for the life of the product inside.
And yes, I’m bitter.
And yes, I’m bitter.
Poor Elon. Being a full-time international douchebag while continuing to egregiously misrepresent his capabilities as a tech leader and a human has turned out to be...ein echter kampf.
Musk says juggling DOGE and CEO jobs is difficult, as Tesla shares slump
Elon Musk is running his businesses "with great difficulty" while working with the Trump administration, the Tesla CEO said on Monday in an interview with Fox Business.
www.reuters.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Poor Elon. Being a full-time international douchebag while continuing to egregiously misrepresent his capabilities as a tech leader and a human has turned out to be...ein echter kampf.
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I’m NOT on Facebook and got off it years ago. As I said, this is a FAKE account. Asking Facebook to take it down has gotten me nowhere.
Why are you on Facebook?
March 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m NOT on Facebook and got off it years ago. As I said, this is a FAKE account. Asking Facebook to take it down has gotten me nowhere.
Hey, if they can no longer be reimbursed for travel, at least they cut their risk of dying in a plane crash under Elon’s gutted FAA!
Elon Musk’s $1 Spending Limit Is Paralyzing Federal Agencies
The DOGE-mandated credit card freeze is delaying shipments of critical supplies, stalling travel, and stopping employees from doing their jobs.
www.wired.com
March 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hey, if they can no longer be reimbursed for travel, at least they cut their risk of dying in a plane crash under Elon’s gutted FAA!
The Trump stock market is a shitshow.
Who else is unsurprised?
Who else is unsurprised?
March 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Trump stock market is a shitshow.
Who else is unsurprised?
Who else is unsurprised?
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Medicaid covers...
-40% of births nationwide
-50% of kids with special needs
-72 million people in total
Remember this as Republicans move to gut the program to finance tax cuts that will overwhelmingly go to the richest 1% of Americans.
"Party of family values."
-40% of births nationwide
-50% of kids with special needs
-72 million people in total
Remember this as Republicans move to gut the program to finance tax cuts that will overwhelmingly go to the richest 1% of Americans.
"Party of family values."
March 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Medicaid covers...
-40% of births nationwide
-50% of kids with special needs
-72 million people in total
Remember this as Republicans move to gut the program to finance tax cuts that will overwhelmingly go to the richest 1% of Americans.
"Party of family values."
-40% of births nationwide
-50% of kids with special needs
-72 million people in total
Remember this as Republicans move to gut the program to finance tax cuts that will overwhelmingly go to the richest 1% of Americans.
"Party of family values."
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Somehow, in the war between Russia and Ukraine, the first country to surrender was America.
March 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Somehow, in the war between Russia and Ukraine, the first country to surrender was America.
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People on the “far-left” have far more in common with the people at the “gun shows” in terms of rage about the prioritization of the interests of billionaires over those of the rest of us than any of these politicians or consultants.
How many flags they wave won’t matter if policies stay the same.
How many flags they wave won’t matter if policies stay the same.
March 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
People on the “far-left” have far more in common with the people at the “gun shows” in terms of rage about the prioritization of the interests of billionaires over those of the rest of us than any of these politicians or consultants.
How many flags they wave won’t matter if policies stay the same.
How many flags they wave won’t matter if policies stay the same.
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"Vescio found that the more insecure you are as a man, the more you support tough guy right-wing policies."
Hard yes to all this.
Hard yes to all this.
This is such a great piece about masculine discrepancy stress, specifically about that embodied by Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos
Why aren't we talking about the engine running our world?
It's more important than ever that we understand the drive behind the world's most powerful men.
celestemdavis.substack.com
March 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"Vescio found that the more insecure you are as a man, the more you support tough guy right-wing policies."
Hard yes to all this.
Hard yes to all this.
100% agree with this.
Do not attend. You and Rep Crockett do real time split screen truth telling to every lie the orange asshole spews. Maybe the brothers can set that up? @meidastouch.com @meiselasb.bsky.social
March 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
100% agree with this.
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UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT: tomorrow, February 28th, is the Economic Blackout.
I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!
I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!
February 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT: tomorrow, February 28th, is the Economic Blackout.
I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!
I ain’t buying shit. Plan ahead, but if you must buy essentials, use cash and support local businesses only. No corporate chains!
Moment of Zen, pt. 2: Tesla stock down 34% since mid-December, and nearly 20% in the last five trading sessions. Approaching the 200-day MA.
Don’t know who this helps, but I sleep a little better seeing this.
Don’t know who this helps, but I sleep a little better seeing this.
February 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Moment of Zen, pt. 2: Tesla stock down 34% since mid-December, and nearly 20% in the last five trading sessions. Approaching the 200-day MA.
Don’t know who this helps, but I sleep a little better seeing this.
Don’t know who this helps, but I sleep a little better seeing this.
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I'm LIVE on @hartmannreport.com talking about my latest article on how the fix is already in for 2026.
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February 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm LIVE on @hartmannreport.com talking about my latest article on how the fix is already in for 2026.
www.youtube.com/live/e3DJ2Lt...
📞 Got questions? >>> 202 808 9925
www.youtube.com/live/e3DJ2Lt...
📞 Got questions? >>> 202 808 9925
Does it work on republicans?
SenesTech has developed and marketed a product that temporary renders rats infertile. It contends that this is the most effective and humane solution to controlling rat populations.
SenesTech: This Biotech Firm Has a Plan to Control Rat Overpopulation — Konsyse
SenesTech is a biotech s company based in Phoenix that aims to address rodent overpopulation via contraceptives and infertility.
www.konsyse.com
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Does it work on republicans?
There are some very fine oligarchs on both sides! All sides!
Country for sale!!! Country for sale!!!!
February 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There are some very fine oligarchs on both sides! All sides!
Today’s moment of Zen.
February 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today’s moment of Zen.
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Women, beware fascists telling you that they’re just trying to protect you. It’s bullshit when racists said it; it’s bullshit when transphobes say it.
February 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Women, beware fascists telling you that they’re just trying to protect you. It’s bullshit when racists said it; it’s bullshit when transphobes say it.
We grew up hearing that airline travel was safer than driving. Soon that may no longer be true.
Unless you’re driving a Tesla, of course.
Unless you’re driving a Tesla, of course.
February 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
We grew up hearing that airline travel was safer than driving. Soon that may no longer be true.
Unless you’re driving a Tesla, of course.
Unless you’re driving a Tesla, of course.
Has anyone done a wellness check on Elon?
The Trump administration has told federal agency leaders that they can ignore the public decree from Elon Musk to effectively fire employees who do not send in bullet-point summaries of their work last week.
Trump administration tells agencies they can ignore Musk order on email reply
The Office of Personnel Management told HR officials that employees wouldn’t be let go for not replying to an email asking what they did last week.
wapo.st
February 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Has anyone done a wellness check on Elon?
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Donald Trump met with his French counterpart, Emmanuel Macron, in the White House on Monday, and despite the main topic of conversation being centered on the Ukraine war, many people instead focused on Trump's hand bruising.
Trump's health compared to Queen at end of her life due to photo similarities
www.irishstar.com
February 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.