Matthew
@mr-finchwood.bsky.social
Good reminder. Thanks!
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Good reminder. Thanks!
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
a group of men are sitting on a plane and one of them is screaming .
ALT: a group of men are sitting on a plane and one of them is screaming .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
Yes but where are the meeples?
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Yes but where are the meeples?
I mean...
The less contact JD Vance has with the new pope, the better. Am I wrong?
The less contact JD Vance has with the new pope, the better. Am I wrong?
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I mean...
The less contact JD Vance has with the new pope, the better. Am I wrong?
The less contact JD Vance has with the new pope, the better. Am I wrong?
I suggest a new strategy, sir: let the lady win.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I suggest a new strategy, sir: let the lady win.
Flawless post. This guy wins the internet today.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Flawless post. This guy wins the internet today.
How new is this rule, really?
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
How new is this rule, really?
Did you immediately flip your hair off your face and start scream-whining a banger of a song?
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Did you immediately flip your hair off your face and start scream-whining a banger of a song?
"Don't call me nice. Call me Bitter. That's my name now. It's not nice to meet you."
Nope... no need for therapy there.
Nope... no need for therapy there.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Don't call me nice. Call me Bitter. That's my name now. It's not nice to meet you."
Nope... no need for therapy there.
Nope... no need for therapy there.
*Dies of alcohol poisoning after reading exactly 5 chapters*
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*Dies of alcohol poisoning after reading exactly 5 chapters*
Enoch, but I think he actually had therapy and that was the point.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Enoch, but I think he actually had therapy and that was the point.
Men will literally travel across the desert and buy a cousin-wife (or two) from one of their weirdest and shadiest uncles rather than go to therapy.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Men will literally travel across the desert and buy a cousin-wife (or two) from one of their weirdest and shadiest uncles rather than go to therapy.
I'm not speaking to the origins of the phrase so much as to the principle behind it.
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I'm not speaking to the origins of the phrase so much as to the principle behind it.
Same. If they ever want to torture ad interrogate me, I've recently learned that all they have to do is keep me awake for a few nights in a row. Go ahead and pull of my fingernails, waterboard me... whatever. But LET ME SLEEP.
Consciousness is a terrible burden sometimes.
Consciousness is a terrible burden sometimes.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Same. If they ever want to torture ad interrogate me, I've recently learned that all they have to do is keep me awake for a few nights in a row. Go ahead and pull of my fingernails, waterboard me... whatever. But LET ME SLEEP.
Consciousness is a terrible burden sometimes.
Consciousness is a terrible burden sometimes.
Too bad his nephew's a wacko
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Too bad his nephew's a wacko
So... Mamdani looks pretty good standing in the oval office. Just saying.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
So... Mamdani looks pretty good standing in the oval office. Just saying.
Reposted by Matthew
Hero. Absolute hero. Give that man a round of applause.
November 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Hero. Absolute hero. Give that man a round of applause.
I love this gif in this context. Death sucks. Fuck death. I hate that guy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I love this gif in this context. Death sucks. Fuck death. I hate that guy.
Thank you for staying!!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Thank you for staying!!!!!!