El Guapo
@mr-el-guapo.bsky.social
Really tired, moderately optimistic. Retired military, part-time gourmand. I own a thesaurus.
That poor kid lost the use of his arms but still managed to grow up and become a dancing airline pilot. That's really heartwarming.
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
That poor kid lost the use of his arms but still managed to grow up and become a dancing airline pilot. That's really heartwarming.
I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.
Isn't the Walter Peyton Award the NFL version?
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Isn't the Walter Peyton Award the NFL version?
I am just amazed his troops didn't frag him in Iraq.
I feel sorry for his congressional staff after he watches those videos.
I feel sorry for his congressional staff after he watches those videos.
a woman with red hair is wearing a black polka dot dress and has a lot of white icing on her face .
ALT: a woman with red hair is wearing a black polka dot dress and has a lot of white icing on her face .
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December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I am just amazed his troops didn't frag him in Iraq.
I feel sorry for his congressional staff after he watches those videos.
I feel sorry for his congressional staff after he watches those videos.
So probable cause is no longer an issue?
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
So probable cause is no longer an issue?
Put this article in the cooler until after tonight's game. Y'all seesaw like a bipolar kid. Let's see 4 games of this homestand before we call the coroner or buy merch.
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Put this article in the cooler until after tonight's game. Y'all seesaw like a bipolar kid. Let's see 4 games of this homestand before we call the coroner or buy merch.
More dangerous, more aloof, and more insulated. They swapped white robes and hoods for black robes and free RVs.
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
More dangerous, more aloof, and more insulated. They swapped white robes and hoods for black robes and free RVs.
He's 9. They haven't dropped yet. He's getting ahead of the game.
I'm as hirsute as a damned centaur. If one of those magic lanterns improved my chances of not gagging my partner on my micro-marbles... sign me up!
I'm as hirsute as a damned centaur. If one of those magic lanterns improved my chances of not gagging my partner on my micro-marbles... sign me up!
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He's 9. They haven't dropped yet. He's getting ahead of the game.
I'm as hirsute as a damned centaur. If one of those magic lanterns improved my chances of not gagging my partner on my micro-marbles... sign me up!
I'm as hirsute as a damned centaur. If one of those magic lanterns improved my chances of not gagging my partner on my micro-marbles... sign me up!
Part of me that absolutely lacks self-esteem would still wiggle my pickle for her if she asked. Sorry.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Part of me that absolutely lacks self-esteem would still wiggle my pickle for her if she asked. Sorry.
This is just lazy law enforcement. "He was coming right at me!" SouthPark defense. These clowns are trying to desensitize us to murder as law enforcement abroad before they crank it up here, at home.
December 5, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is just lazy law enforcement. "He was coming right at me!" SouthPark defense. These clowns are trying to desensitize us to murder as law enforcement abroad before they crank it up here, at home.
They're doing a really good Jekyll and Hyde routine this season. You never know which team is going to hit the ice or sleep through the first stanza.
December 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
They're doing a really good Jekyll and Hyde routine this season. You never know which team is going to hit the ice or sleep through the first stanza.
I'm no geographer, but why is Europe being invaded, figuratively, by people coming from the north on this cover? That's as silly as the premise.
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm no geographer, but why is Europe being invaded, figuratively, by people coming from the north on this cover? That's as silly as the premise.
Throw in Couchfucker Vance and Rhonda Santis.
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Throw in Couchfucker Vance and Rhonda Santis.
Yes. That's why I suggested Mr Scam-fighter take on a new target.
December 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Yes. That's why I suggested Mr Scam-fighter take on a new target.
I'm stealing that one!
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm stealing that one!
Now take on health insurance!
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Now take on health insurance!