El Guapo
@mr-el-guapo.bsky.social
Really tired, moderately optimistic. Retired military, part-time gourmand. I own a thesaurus.
My tattoo artist wrote his name on my arm, and I had to look it up!
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My tattoo artist wrote his name on my arm, and I had to look it up!
Just the other day, I was getting all my moles preemptively removed, and the dermatologist offered to preemptively pull my wisodm teeth and throw in a free MRI. I still don't don't know why they used the anal probe.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Just the other day, I was getting all my moles preemptively removed, and the dermatologist offered to preemptively pull my wisodm teeth and throw in a free MRI. I still don't don't know why they used the anal probe.
Someone is giving off homeless Angela Landsbury vibes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Someone is giving off homeless Angela Landsbury vibes.
Remember the Vincennes and Iran Air 655... bringing this up for no reason.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Remember the Vincennes and Iran Air 655... bringing this up for no reason.
I thought this was the lead singer for the Foals.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I thought this was the lead singer for the Foals.
For someone who has lived under Adam Sandler's taint for most of his adult life, you'd think Schneider would have some spare time to do some basic research.
October 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
For someone who has lived under Adam Sandler's taint for most of his adult life, you'd think Schneider would have some spare time to do some basic research.
My eyes got bigger than a cartoon wolf! KACSMARYK?!?! When one piece of shit blocks another piece of shit, I want to feel good momentarily, but then I remember that they're both still pieces of shit.
October 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My eyes got bigger than a cartoon wolf! KACSMARYK?!?! When one piece of shit blocks another piece of shit, I want to feel good momentarily, but then I remember that they're both still pieces of shit.
