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The real victims of the milkshake tax
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Kylie woz ere. Short asses of the world unite.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Bloody hell, Christmas just took a sinister turn 😳
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Oh my goodness, just one month to go until Boxing Day!
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I saw Steps live for the first time 8 years ago today, and for the second time 4 years ago today - so by rights I should be seeing them again tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"I have too much self-respect and dignity" 🧐

That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.
Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
There are only 5 Saturdays until Christmas 🎅
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bought a lucky dip for tomorrow and the first number on it is 33. Something tells me this might not be my lucky weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Happy 40th birthday Carly Rae Jepsen, and happy 60th birthday Björk!

A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
4/4 💪
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
WEEKEND KLAXON 🥂
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I cycled to the shop and bought some gin. As I was about to leave, I thought "What if I fall off my bike and the bottle gets broken?"

So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop.

Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I hate it when someone says "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is it me or has Demi Lovato's vocal gotten even more whiny? I mean, she's always been really screechy as it is - but it's particularly noticeable on that ballad track at the end of her new album.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
It honestly baffles me why Labour are so intent on desperately chasing Reform voters who would never vote for them in a million years?
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Forever my favourite mug
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I've been such a good boy all year
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Selfie in front of the new lights, because why not
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Those avatar things that pop up when you try and click somebody's profile picture on Facebook are such a nuisance. Like, what is the point of them?
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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NEWS! "Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump" insists White House newsthump.com/2025/11/12/j...
“Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump” insists White House
The White House has today clarified that recently released Epstein emails alleging “Donald Trump knew about the girls” are “clearly referring to a different Donald Trump,” possibly a quiet accounta…
newsthump.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You know you're not cut out for this adulting malarkey when you have to Google how to open the hoover and replace the bag 🤦‍♂️
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You may be old, but are you old enough to remember what this is?
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM