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The real victims of the milkshake tax
NEWS! Milkshakes thrown at Nigel Farage to cost an extra 5p from 2028 newsthump.com/2025/11/27/m...
Milkshakes thrown at Nigel Farage to cost an extra 5p from 2028
A new so-called ‘milkshake tax’ due to come into effect in 2028 will cost anti-Farage activists an extra 5p per throw, according to health secretary Wes Streeting.
newsthump.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The real victims of the milkshake tax
Kylie woz ere. Short asses of the world unite.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Kylie woz ere. Short asses of the world unite.
Bloody hell, Christmas just took a sinister turn 😳
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Bloody hell, Christmas just took a sinister turn 😳
Oh my goodness, just one month to go until Boxing Day!
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh my goodness, just one month to go until Boxing Day!
It's still truly beyond me how this individual wasn't charged with multiple counts of attempted murder.
Former Royal Marine pleads guilty to injuring 29 people at Liverpool FC parade
Former Royal Marine pleads guilty to injuring 29 people at Liverpool FC parade
Paul Doyle who drove into a crowd of celebrating football fans in May, changed plea unexpectedly
A former Royal Marine has pleaded guilty on the first day of his trial to injuring 29 people, including two babies, by ploughing his car through crowds at a Liverpool FC victory parade.
Paul Doyle, 54, deliberately drove his Ford Titanium Galaxy at football fans after tailgating an ambulance down a packed road that was closed to non-emergency service vehicles on 26 May. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's still truly beyond me how this individual wasn't charged with multiple counts of attempted murder.
I saw Steps live for the first time 8 years ago today, and for the second time 4 years ago today - so by rights I should be seeing them again tonight.
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I saw Steps live for the first time 8 years ago today, and for the second time 4 years ago today - so by rights I should be seeing them again tonight.
Was he ready or not?
Fugees rapper Pras sentenced to 14 years in prison over illegal donations to Obama campaign
Prakazrel ‘Pras’ Michel was convicted in 2023 after a trial that included testimony from Leonardo DiCaprio and former US attorney general Jeff Sessions
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Was he ready or not?
"I have too much self-respect and dignity" 🧐
That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.
That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.
Marge Greene announces she is resigning from Congress, that she doesn’t want to go through a brutal primary against a Trump backed opponent, and says Trump has treated her like a battered wife and has been hateful to her and is trying to destroy her.
November 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I have too much self-respect and dignity" 🧐
That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.
That sounds almost as funny as me saying it.
There are only 5 Saturdays until Christmas 🎅
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
There are only 5 Saturdays until Christmas 🎅
Bought a lucky dip for tomorrow and the first number on it is 33. Something tells me this might not be my lucky weekend.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Bought a lucky dip for tomorrow and the first number on it is 33. Something tells me this might not be my lucky weekend.
Happy 40th birthday Carly Rae Jepsen, and happy 60th birthday Björk!
A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.
A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Happy 40th birthday Carly Rae Jepsen, and happy 60th birthday Björk!
A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.
A big day for female icons in music celebrating milestone birthdays.
I cycled to the shop and bought some gin. As I was about to leave, I thought "What if I fall off my bike and the bottle gets broken?"
So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop.
Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.
So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop.
Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I cycled to the shop and bought some gin. As I was about to leave, I thought "What if I fall off my bike and the bottle gets broken?"
So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop.
Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.
So cleverly, I drunk it all outside the shop.
Turns out that was a very good idea; I fell off my bike 7 times on the way home.
I hate it when someone says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
Such a random way to start a conversation.
November 21, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I hate it when someone says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
Such a random way to start a conversation.
Is it me or has Demi Lovato's vocal gotten even more whiny? I mean, she's always been really screechy as it is - but it's particularly noticeable on that ballad track at the end of her new album.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Is it me or has Demi Lovato's vocal gotten even more whiny? I mean, she's always been really screechy as it is - but it's particularly noticeable on that ballad track at the end of her new album.
It honestly baffles me why Labour are so intent on desperately chasing Reform voters who would never vote for them in a million years?
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
It honestly baffles me why Labour are so intent on desperately chasing Reform voters who would never vote for them in a million years?
Forever my favourite mug
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Forever my favourite mug
I've been such a good boy all year
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I've been such a good boy all year
Selfie in front of the new lights, because why not
November 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Selfie in front of the new lights, because why not
Those avatar things that pop up when you try and click somebody's profile picture on Facebook are such a nuisance. Like, what is the point of them?
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Those avatar things that pop up when you try and click somebody's profile picture on Facebook are such a nuisance. Like, what is the point of them?
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NEWS! "Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump" insists White House newsthump.com/2025/11/12/j...
“Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump” insists White House
The White House has today clarified that recently released Epstein emails alleging “Donald Trump knew about the girls” are “clearly referring to a different Donald Trump,” possibly a quiet accounta…
newsthump.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 PM
NEWS! "Jeffrey Epstein was talking about a different Donald Trump" insists White House newsthump.com/2025/11/12/j...
You know you're not cut out for this adulting malarkey when you have to Google how to open the hoover and replace the bag 🤦♂️
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You know you're not cut out for this adulting malarkey when you have to Google how to open the hoover and replace the bag 🤦♂️
You may be old, but are you old enough to remember what this is?
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
You may be old, but are you old enough to remember what this is?