Mr Alexius
@mr-alexius.bsky.social
A creative soul, I’m mostly kidding. Ohh and she can’t fight but she has enough money to make you disappear. Please move with caution. Denver Native.
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Mr Alexius
@mr-alexius.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Why do you think so many people didn’t like Mr_Alexius on the other app?
You can be honest. I will only respond kindly and I will not harbor any animosity.
You can be honest. I will only respond kindly and I will not harbor any animosity.
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This is why I don’t even get on dating apps anymore 🤣
February 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
This is why I don’t even get on dating apps anymore 🤣
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I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh…
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I just watched a nigga try and park a hatchback for 7 mins into a regular ass spot… bruh…
I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems.
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I kept thinking that god was intervening in my runs by hitting the pause button while I was on the treadmill. It took me 3 trips to the gym to realize today that my di*k was hitting the stop button…. Tall people problems.
Stop it… we’re elite.
Then WE should be billing YOU for conversation
February 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Stop it… we’re elite.
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2 minimum??
Lmao
Lmao
February 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
2 minimum??
Lmao
Lmao
Aye… I’m a man of the people.
Wait, wait, that impress your family coworkers rate isn't bad at all...
February 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Aye… I’m a man of the people.
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Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
Ok fellas to lighten the mood I have a question 😂
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
February 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣
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I like this price list
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
Ok fellas to lighten the mood I have a question 😂
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I like this price list
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😂😂😂
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
Ok fellas to lighten the mood I have a question 😂
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
February 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Homie said y'all can get pleasure but everything else will cost ya 🤣🤣🤣
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
February 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
2 minimum??
Lmao
Lmao
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth.
$300 conversation????????????????
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Yes… I know they’re gonna want their moneys worth, and I know my worth.
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Beautifully and aptly stated.
The US is the most individualistic, self serving, indulgent, short term thinking country on earth. Social Darwinism at this finest. Truly.
February 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Beautifully and aptly stated.
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
Ok fellas to lighten the mood I have a question 😂
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
If you was selling your body or peen what would be the going rate?
For example: @rentmoneygawd.bsky.social sells himself for extra guac and gravy
February 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
$100 per orgasm (2 Orgasm minimum)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
$300 polite conversation (2-hours)
$500 impress your co-workers/family (6-hours)
$1000 make your ex jealous (1 month)
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Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses…
Both sides were never the same.
Both sides were never the same.
February 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Kamala Harris was not planning an ethnic cleansing to pave the way for golf course courses…
Both sides were never the same.
Both sides were never the same.
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sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you
February 1, 2025 at 5:44 AM
sometimes your humbleness makes people think they can try you
Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon.
January 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Good morning ladies. I just wanted to remind you that wearing workout clothes doesn’t burn calories. Some of y’all been walking around here delulu lemon.
Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it.
#SkeetandDelete
What sign fucked you best?
What sign fucked you best?
January 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Aries… but big shout out to Pisces and Libras. They all nasty, and I love it.