MPZ Cosmetics
mpzcosmetics.bsky.social
MPZ Cosmetics
@mpzcosmetics.bsky.social

I'm not the grandma of indie cosmetics, but l'm at least a Mimi or one of those old weird aunts. Handmade by me since 2010. Always cruelty-free.
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GOB getting festive
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
New baby in the backyard
May 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nessie never not watching me or protecting me in the bathroom
May 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I waited 13 years for this
April 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This cat is baby and will do whatever. nicknamed after the Loch Ness monster #nessie
March 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Sal got mad and left when there were no cheese balls tonight only apples and oranges
February 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I forgot about this Rat Pizza I made. It was delicious
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
How is everyone? lol jk ikr
Here’s Sal eating some cheese balls last night. And if anyone says shit to me about feeding him healthy foods I swear to god
they only live for like two years let em fucking live a little
February 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Same chips, different cat.
Renesme 2025 & Waffles 2021
February 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
It’s been a bit since I made lipstick and I made too big of a batch. This color is my most popular, Reticulum. It’s a tangerine flavored grayish mauve. Marked down to $6 RN how is everyone else surviving this hellscape? Xoxo mpzcosmetics.com/shop/reticul...
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM

“C.D.C. Posts, Then Deletes, Data on Bird Flu Spread Between Cats and People” article in The NY Times. This seems so much like when Covid was kept quiet because it was only going to affect blue states. Cat ladies are one of the new enemies of this admin so…
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Trying to explain to my kids why the non elected Tesla nazi is a bad guy (but make it kid friendly) is hard for me. Having to pretend like everything is ok for your kids is not something I expected to do so often.
Anyway. Here’s Sal eating some mini cheese balls
February 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
If you smoke, these are so magical 😸
January 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Bros…🫶😻
January 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Renessme and GOB
January 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Bros go get the app from @goodsuniteus.bsky.social it shows what corps and others are giving money to fucking republicans. seems how the only thing that matters anymore is our money,don’t give it to dicks! I’m looking at you @tacobell.bsky.social I’ve loved you for years I feel so betrayed
January 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM