MPZ Cosmetics
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I'm not the grandma of indie cosmetics, but l'm at least a Mimi or one of those old weird aunts. Handmade by me since 2010. Always cruelty-free.
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AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
AOC: I want to remind you where the real crime is. It's in the oligarchs taking $170 billion of our money from health care and food assistance and public programs and taking that and funneling it into a secret police program.
So a year ago, I started writing a book because a psychic medium told me to. Now I have 62,000 words about my life and trying to come back to it. A year ago, I didn’t think I would make it. Am I strong? Fuck no, but I dragged myself through it to the other side.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
So a year ago, I started writing a book because a psychic medium told me to. Now I have 62,000 words about my life and trying to come back to it. A year ago, I didn’t think I would make it. Am I strong? Fuck no, but I dragged myself through it to the other side.
GOB getting festive
December 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
GOB getting festive
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It is Alien:Fargo to me and I love it with every fiber of my being
September 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It is Alien:Fargo to me and I love it with every fiber of my being
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hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering
here's what you need to know 🧵
here's what you need to know 🧵
September 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
hi, medical toxicologist that knows a lot about Tylenol here👋 Claiming that tylenol use in pregnancy causes autism is fearmongering
here's what you need to know 🧵
here's what you need to know 🧵
Anyone talking about 2028 rn should be blocked and assumed to be a bot sowing division, Let’s put our fucking heads down and beat nazis ok? We’ll litigate the bullshit, but not fascist, list after, I swear
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Anyone talking about 2028 rn should be blocked and assumed to be a bot sowing division, Let’s put our fucking heads down and beat nazis ok? We’ll litigate the bullshit, but not fascist, list after, I swear
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
Omg what if they weekend at Bernie’s us with his corpse!!
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p.s. fear mongering about autism is preparation for misogynistic health policies because "preventing autism" is always code for controlling women
August 28, 2025 at 3:50 AM
p.s. fear mongering about autism is preparation for misogynistic health policies because "preventing autism" is always code for controlling women
Remember in the Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin classic 9-5 when they keep their bad boss locked up in his bedroom while they change the company and the world? Maybe we should all be doing that. Starting with the media
August 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Remember in the Jane Fonda, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin classic 9-5 when they keep their bad boss locked up in his bedroom while they change the company and the world? Maybe we should all be doing that. Starting with the media
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I’m wondering how people are going to explain Snoop Dog to their grandkids.
August 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m wondering how people are going to explain Snoop Dog to their grandkids.
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'Alien: Earth' creator Noah Hawley tells WIRED he imagined the planet’s future based on his fears as a parent about the present, from dystopian capitalism to the “moral horror” of growing up.
In 'Alien: Earth', the Future Is a Corporate Hellscape
"Alien: Earth" creator Noah Hawley tells WIRED he imagined the planet’s future based on his fears as a parent about the present, from dystopian capitalism to the “moral horror” of growing up.
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August 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
'Alien: Earth' creator Noah Hawley tells WIRED he imagined the planet’s future based on his fears as a parent about the present, from dystopian capitalism to the “moral horror” of growing up.
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i do not like it when people give sheet ghosts too many other items of clothing or accessories. sunglasses, sure. a hat is okay depending on the hat. but shirts? what are we doing here? socks? fuck you.
July 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i do not like it when people give sheet ghosts too many other items of clothing or accessories. sunglasses, sure. a hat is okay depending on the hat. but shirts? what are we doing here? socks? fuck you.
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Call to Action: DC Protest, July 4th. If you are in the DC area we ask for all hands on deck.
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
July 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Call to Action: DC Protest, July 4th. If you are in the DC area we ask for all hands on deck.
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
Gather at 2 PM at Logan Circle, culminating in a march to the White House. #3E #RefuseFascism #NoKings
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I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
July 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I don’t think anyone is prepared for what they just did w/ ICE.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
This is not a simple budget increase. It is an explosion - making ICE bigger than the FBI, US Bureau of Prisons, DEA,& others combined.
It is setting up to make what’s happening now look like child’s play. And people are disappearing.
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Rep Al Green is a real one for trying to impeach the orange chickenshit at least once a month. We need more of that energy. No more donations for politicians until they impeach Trump.
June 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Rep Al Green is a real one for trying to impeach the orange chickenshit at least once a month. We need more of that energy. No more donations for politicians until they impeach Trump.
Yesterday we took the kids to the fair and some goth teenagers stopped me to tell me how pretty I was and how everything about me was perfect. I stammered thanks and was blushing, I’m sure. They probably forgot right away, but I’ll remember forever 🖤
June 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Yesterday we took the kids to the fair and some goth teenagers stopped me to tell me how pretty I was and how everything about me was perfect. I stammered thanks and was blushing, I’m sure. They probably forgot right away, but I’ll remember forever 🖤
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If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long
All lies.
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If you think it can’t happen here, remember that it already did. In 1942 soldiers came with rifles to our home and ordered us out. They put us in internment camps. Most of us were citizens.
June 20, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If you think it can’t happen here, remember that it already did. In 1942 soldiers came with rifles to our home and ordered us out. They put us in internment camps. Most of us were citizens.
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Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.
June 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.
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They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
June 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."
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Don't let them lie to you about Senator Padilla. DHS is claiming the agents DID NOT KNOW he was a senator. He CLEARLY says (BEFORE he is tackled and cuffed) "I am Senator Alex Padilla and I have a question for the secretary."
June 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Don't let them lie to you about Senator Padilla. DHS is claiming the agents DID NOT KNOW he was a senator. He CLEARLY says (BEFORE he is tackled and cuffed) "I am Senator Alex Padilla and I have a question for the secretary."
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
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Los Angeles population is roughly 4M+ people.
It’s a massive city, folks.
The combined 4700 National Guard and Marines have been sent to about a 3-block area to aggressively eat lunch and watch peaceful protestors sing and dance. 👇🏽
💃🏽🎶🕺🏼
So now you know.
Keep lifting the veil, LA fam!
It’s a massive city, folks.
The combined 4700 National Guard and Marines have been sent to about a 3-block area to aggressively eat lunch and watch peaceful protestors sing and dance. 👇🏽
💃🏽🎶🕺🏼
So now you know.
Keep lifting the veil, LA fam!
June 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Los Angeles population is roughly 4M+ people.
It’s a massive city, folks.
The combined 4700 National Guard and Marines have been sent to about a 3-block area to aggressively eat lunch and watch peaceful protestors sing and dance. 👇🏽
💃🏽🎶🕺🏼
So now you know.
Keep lifting the veil, LA fam!
It’s a massive city, folks.
The combined 4700 National Guard and Marines have been sent to about a 3-block area to aggressively eat lunch and watch peaceful protestors sing and dance. 👇🏽
💃🏽🎶🕺🏼
So now you know.
Keep lifting the veil, LA fam!
Legend
“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.”
Doechii at the #BETAwards
Doechii at the #BETAwards
June 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Legend