Jedi Master Rowan MacPhail MPSP
@mpsp-rowan.bsky.social
Jedi Party/Partie Jedi
MP for Cape Breton-Canso ⛵️🦞🌊
!MPSP PARODY!
MP for Cape Breton-Canso ⛵️🦞🌊
!MPSP PARODY!
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A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
***JUST IN***
A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
***JUST IN***
A picture from a brave PPC party member has just come into my hands! ROMEO IS A HYPOCRITE! He wants Canada to FREEZE OVER while he enjoys vacations in the south! Canadians need a trustworthy leader and party who won't just offer them a brighter, but also HONEST future!
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You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.
October 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
You are all cordially invited to the Jedi Party movie night on Tuesday October 7th from 7:00pm to 10:00 pm at CRX 520, 523, 526. Movie starts at 7:30pm. We will also have a short “Intro to Star Wars” presentation at 7:00-7:30 in CRX 520.
on our way to steal ur members *NOT JEDI MIND TRICKS*
September 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
on our way to steal ur members *NOT JEDI MIND TRICKS*
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The situation is under control as our Ewok workers work tirelessly to restore the burnt building to operational conditions. We appreciate our interplanetary allies!
a teddy bear in a costume is walking through a forest
Alt: an Ewok on their way to work! So productive!
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September 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The situation is under control as our Ewok workers work tirelessly to restore the burnt building to operational conditions. We appreciate our interplanetary allies!
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A year is a long time to change. “Who you were does not have to define who you are” (SW: the Clone Wars, season 7, ep. 7). MP Ayesha exemplifies our belief that everyone can follow the force to the light side. “A true heart should never be doubted” (season 2, ep 4). And MP Ayesha has a true heart.
This Jedi MP is ashamed of her record—trying to distance herself from the preschool policies that broke our education system. Now she’s flip-flopping on the very schemes she once backed.
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
Who should we trust ? Ayesha 2025 or Ayesha 2024 ?
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A year is a long time to change. “Who you were does not have to define who you are” (SW: the Clone Wars, season 7, ep. 7). MP Ayesha exemplifies our belief that everyone can follow the force to the light side. “A true heart should never be doubted” (season 2, ep 4). And MP Ayesha has a true heart.
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The PPC lacks all ambition. They only want to turn Canada into an eternal winter. We can do better. We have entire PLANETS and MOONS in eternal winter. Lemme introduce you to Hoth, Ilum, Mygeeto, Orto Plutonia, and more.
September 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The PPC lacks all ambition. They only want to turn Canada into an eternal winter. We can do better. We have entire PLANETS and MOONS in eternal winter. Lemme introduce you to Hoth, Ilum, Mygeeto, Orto Plutonia, and more.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social once again misrepresenting the jedi’s positive interplanetary relations. extraterrestrials are integral to boosting canada’s economy and culture. don’t get it twisted- the jedi agenda is NOT globalist, it’s galaxist. typical antisocial polar party take.
While Canadians are cutting back on expenses to cool their homes because of #Dominflation, Dominic wants to send taxpayers money to the moon—out of the country—to please his foreign New Frengland donors.
This Jedy globalist agenda must be stopped.
This Jedy globalist agenda must be stopped.
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@polarmpsp.bsky.social once again misrepresenting the jedi’s positive interplanetary relations. extraterrestrials are integral to boosting canada’s economy and culture. don’t get it twisted- the jedi agenda is NOT globalist, it’s galaxist. typical antisocial polar party take.
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Behind the « cool » facade, PPC hides a DARKER truth. Unfriendly, unwelcoming and inhospitable are all synonyms of this SAD party. Inversely, the Jedi Party welcomes EVERYONE and when elected will build a new JEDI TEMPLE in Ottawa to train the next generation of light warriors for free!!!!
September 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Behind the « cool » facade, PPC hides a DARKER truth. Unfriendly, unwelcoming and inhospitable are all synonyms of this SAD party. Inversely, the Jedi Party welcomes EVERYONE and when elected will build a new JEDI TEMPLE in Ottawa to train the next generation of light warriors for free!!!!
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Diet Coke ahh party 😹😹 Nothing beats a pitcher of Jawa Juice in one of many of Coruscant’s underground nightclubs 👏
September 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Diet Coke ahh party 😹😹 Nothing beats a pitcher of Jawa Juice in one of many of Coruscant’s underground nightclubs 👏
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This dangerous Far North rhetoric is disturbing the delicate balance of the Force! We need to restore balance to the Force and GET WARM ! I’m moving to tattooine cheers
September 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This dangerous Far North rhetoric is disturbing the delicate balance of the Force! We need to restore balance to the Force and GET WARM ! I’m moving to tattooine cheers
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September 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence
darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him
ALT: darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him
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September 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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remember HOTH? a planet of SNOW and ICE on the OUTER RIM full of carnivorous WAMPAS? remote, hidden, unsuspecting, the perfect place for a secret rebel alliance base… what are the ppc trying to HIDE with their polar agenda?
We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
remember HOTH? a planet of SNOW and ICE on the OUTER RIM full of carnivorous WAMPAS? remote, hidden, unsuspecting, the perfect place for a secret rebel alliance base… what are the ppc trying to HIDE with their polar agenda?
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The PPC wants to steal your sunlight and tell you they’re doing you a favour. Don’t let this radical Frosty the Snowman-esque scheme take away your heat!!!
We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
🎄🎄🎄
Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
September 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The PPC wants to steal your sunlight and tell you they’re doing you a favour. Don’t let this radical Frosty the Snowman-esque scheme take away your heat!!!
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September 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Get a fan if u need this country to be cooler
We want spaceships.
We want spaceships.
And we're back... Who's ready to make this country much, much cooler?
September 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Get a fan if u need this country to be cooler
We want spaceships.
We want spaceships.
logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence
darth vader is sitting in a chair with a light behind him
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September 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
logging onto bluesky after like 8 months of silence
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Et oui, le
December 9, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Et oui, le
WOW- newly elected government ALREADY planning to WASTE canada’s MONEY on a big beautiful CASTLE !
Now officially re-elected, I am happy to present to all my constituents the plans for the brand new constituent office worth of my representation💕💅✨🔥 the construction is starting immediately📣
November 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
WOW- newly elected government ALREADY planning to WASTE canada’s MONEY on a big beautiful CASTLE !
how it feels walking out of the polls after voting for brainrot #SKIBIDI
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November 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
how it feels walking out of the polls after voting for brainrot #SKIBIDI
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MY SKIBIDIS
drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF...
HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY
drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF...
HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY
BRAINROT PARTY PLATFORM.pdf
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November 19, 2024 at 1:28 AM
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT MY SKIBIDIS
drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF...
HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY
drive.google.com/file/d/1vokF...
HERE IS THE FULL PLATFORM OF THE BRAINROT PARTY
MOVE ASIDE HOCKEY! and lacrosse.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: BRAINROT WILL MAKE “DRESS TO IMPRESS” THE NATIONAL GAME OF THE COUNTRY
ANNONCÉE OFFICIEL :
POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE VA FAIRE « DRESS TO IMPRESS » LE JEU NATIONAL DU CANADA
ANNONCÉE OFFICIEL :
POURRITURE CÉRÉBRALE VA FAIRE « DRESS TO IMPRESS » LE JEU NATIONAL DU CANADA
November 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
MOVE ASIDE HOCKEY! and lacrosse.
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SAD
#déçue no one from BRAT not very mindful.
Olympolitique ce soir!! Come get some pie for free and come say hi! 💚🤍
November 9, 2024 at 1:48 PM
SAD
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It’s time to vote! Make your voice heard in determining the next MPSP government.
A reminder: Those who don’t vote or register before Nov. 20th will be automatically assigned independent.
A reminder: Those who don’t vote or register before Nov. 20th will be automatically assigned independent.
November 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM
It’s time to vote! Make your voice heard in determining the next MPSP government.
A reminder: Those who don’t vote or register before Nov. 20th will be automatically assigned independent.
A reminder: Those who don’t vote or register before Nov. 20th will be automatically assigned independent.