Mike P 🇨🇦
@mpriester.bsky.social
The person across the aisle from me on this flight spilled her entire drink and was completely unfazed. Didn’t say anything, just picked up the empty cup and acted like nothing happened. And now she has removed her shoes???
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The person across the aisle from me on this flight spilled her entire drink and was completely unfazed. Didn’t say anything, just picked up the empty cup and acted like nothing happened. And now she has removed her shoes???
@kschwenky.bsky.social Happy Birthday Kerry! Enjoy the game tonight!
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@kschwenky.bsky.social Happy Birthday Kerry! Enjoy the game tonight!
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Ticketmaster boss Michael Rapino says concert tickets are 'underpriced'
"In sports, I joke it’s like a badge of honor to spend 70 grand for a Knicks courtside seat. They beat me up if we charge $800 for Beyoncé"
"In sports, I joke it’s like a badge of honor to spend 70 grand for a Knicks courtside seat. They beat me up if we charge $800 for Beyoncé"
September 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Me: “how was daycare”
3YO : [other kid] hurt my feelings
Me: what did she do?
3YO: Well, she was just TALKING sooo much
…yeah, she’s my kid.
3YO : [other kid] hurt my feelings
Me: what did she do?
3YO: Well, she was just TALKING sooo much
…yeah, she’s my kid.
August 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Me: “how was daycare”
3YO : [other kid] hurt my feelings
Me: what did she do?
3YO: Well, she was just TALKING sooo much
…yeah, she’s my kid.
3YO : [other kid] hurt my feelings
Me: what did she do?
3YO: Well, she was just TALKING sooo much
…yeah, she’s my kid.
Fire Darche. I’d rather have Lou back
June 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Fire Darche. I’d rather have Lou back
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This is the last thing Cardinal Bob saw before he went into the conclave and they made him pope lol
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This is the last thing Cardinal Bob saw before he went into the conclave and they made him pope lol
I guess asking for a draft lottery win AND the Leafs to stink out the joint was too much for one night
May 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I guess asking for a draft lottery win AND the Leafs to stink out the joint was too much for one night
My outlook at work got updated recent and the delete button changed from a giant X to a garbage can and I hate it so much.
March 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My outlook at work got updated recent and the delete button changed from a giant X to a garbage can and I hate it so much.
I’m tired of having to kick snow out of my wheel wells
February 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m tired of having to kick snow out of my wheel wells
I didn’t think they could do a worse anthem than the Finland game but here we are
February 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I didn’t think they could do a worse anthem than the Finland game but here we are
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Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.
February 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.
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Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
February 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Going to tell Trump this is Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
The only excuse for not voting Ichiro into the hall of fame is if you had 10 others you wanted to vote for and bypassed him because he was a lock. But there’s not way that happened on this ballot.
January 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The only excuse for not voting Ichiro into the hall of fame is if you had 10 others you wanted to vote for and bypassed him because he was a lock. But there’s not way that happened on this ballot.
Sportsnet isn’t even producing their own Winter Classic broadcast? Oof. That’s a bad look
December 31, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Sportsnet isn’t even producing their own Winter Classic broadcast? Oof. That’s a bad look
Instagram needs a “they already sent you this, dumbass. Just scroll up” feature
December 18, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Instagram needs a “they already sent you this, dumbass. Just scroll up” feature
@lalbanese.bsky.social thank you for joining Bluesky. One of my favourite people to follow to that other site, which I am trying to quit using.
November 8, 2024 at 9:44 PM
@lalbanese.bsky.social thank you for joining Bluesky. One of my favourite people to follow to that other site, which I am trying to quit using.
Connections
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June 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Connections
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Is today the easiest Connections of all time? Purple is kinda tricky, but the other 3 are so obvious that it doesn’t matter
May 22, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Is today the easiest Connections of all time? Purple is kinda tricky, but the other 3 are so obvious that it doesn’t matter
I didn’t get a single Oh Henry egg this year at Easter and that’s a huge disappointment.
But also, the only one I saw at a store was more expensive than a regular oh Henry, and what the hell is that?
But also, the only one I saw at a store was more expensive than a regular oh Henry, and what the hell is that?
April 3, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I didn’t get a single Oh Henry egg this year at Easter and that’s a huge disappointment.
But also, the only one I saw at a store was more expensive than a regular oh Henry, and what the hell is that?
But also, the only one I saw at a store was more expensive than a regular oh Henry, and what the hell is that?
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Hello to my 3 followers that aren’t bots
February 11, 2024 at 6:38 AM
Hello to my 3 followers that aren’t bots
James Mirtle, Dom, and the rest of @theathletic.bsky.social trolls
Who’s that one person you block on every social media platform? For me, it’s George Takei.
January 8, 2024 at 4:14 PM
James Mirtle, Dom, and the rest of @theathletic.bsky.social trolls
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It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
December 14, 2023 at 1:29 PM
It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla