Moykhaile
@moykhaile.bsky.social
Artist, programmer and linguistics enthusiast (stoner)
“i only know one thing: ion know shii”
- My man, Socrates ✌🏻😎
if you speak literally any language please talk to me i love your language and want to know more about it
“i only know one thing: ion know shii”
- My man, Socrates ✌🏻😎
if you speak literally any language please talk to me i love your language and want to know more about it
nooooooooo FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
March 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
nooooooooo FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
been thinking about ass
big bubble of fat and muscle and it makes us be like 🥵🥵 when the reaction, logically, should be "oh gross wtf lol you poop with that", and then we go and eat ass so some things should be kept unlogical
big bubble of fat and muscle and it makes us be like 🥵🥵 when the reaction, logically, should be "oh gross wtf lol you poop with that", and then we go and eat ass so some things should be kept unlogical
February 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
been thinking about ass
big bubble of fat and muscle and it makes us be like 🥵🥵 when the reaction, logically, should be "oh gross wtf lol you poop with that", and then we go and eat ass so some things should be kept unlogical
big bubble of fat and muscle and it makes us be like 🥵🥵 when the reaction, logically, should be "oh gross wtf lol you poop with that", and then we go and eat ass so some things should be kept unlogical
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Kitty Shall Never Starve
February 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Kitty Shall Never Starve
please face punch accept me if learn fast and know much 😭😭😭
February 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
please face punch accept me if learn fast and know much 😭😭😭
thank you god for the constitution, bacon and the right to bear weed
February 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
thank you god for the constitution, bacon and the right to bear weed
- so is it everything alright?
- nah it's full of errors
- oh sorry where are they
- lol fucking find out dumbass, i am javascript
- nah it's full of errors
- oh sorry where are they
- lol fucking find out dumbass, i am javascript
February 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
- so is it everything alright?
- nah it's full of errors
- oh sorry where are they
- lol fucking find out dumbass, i am javascript
- nah it's full of errors
- oh sorry where are they
- lol fucking find out dumbass, i am javascript
odeio filhos ingratos
tipo mano se vc tem dinheiro, família ou oq for foi pq quem criou vc te deu certo apoio no processo
ajudem seus pais porra
tipo mano se vc tem dinheiro, família ou oq for foi pq quem criou vc te deu certo apoio no processo
ajudem seus pais porra
February 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
odeio filhos ingratos
tipo mano se vc tem dinheiro, família ou oq for foi pq quem criou vc te deu certo apoio no processo
ajudem seus pais porra
tipo mano se vc tem dinheiro, família ou oq for foi pq quem criou vc te deu certo apoio no processo
ajudem seus pais porra
when the pope dies, black smoke arises in the vatican?
like wasn't it enough to him be dead y'all really have to burn him?
like wasn't it enough to him be dead y'all really have to burn him?
February 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
when the pope dies, black smoke arises in the vatican?
like wasn't it enough to him be dead y'all really have to burn him?
like wasn't it enough to him be dead y'all really have to burn him?
shoutout to anyone courageous enough to be a terrorist
like man props to you, really blew yourself up along with that entire vicinity
wow, just wow
like man props to you, really blew yourself up along with that entire vicinity
wow, just wow
February 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
shoutout to anyone courageous enough to be a terrorist
like man props to you, really blew yourself up along with that entire vicinity
wow, just wow
like man props to you, really blew yourself up along with that entire vicinity
wow, just wow
- i was just eating a handbuger when-
- what? a hamburger?
- yeah a handburger... so antway-
- that is definitely not how to say that??
- oh so now i don't know how to call a handburger huh? wow... just... wow!
- what? a hamburger?
- yeah a handburger... so antway-
- that is definitely not how to say that??
- oh so now i don't know how to call a handburger huh? wow... just... wow!
February 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
- i was just eating a handbuger when-
- what? a hamburger?
- yeah a handburger... so antway-
- that is definitely not how to say that??
- oh so now i don't know how to call a handburger huh? wow... just... wow!
- what? a hamburger?
- yeah a handburger... so antway-
- that is definitely not how to say that??
- oh so now i don't know how to call a handburger huh? wow... just... wow!
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If your computer isn't working properly and you don't understand why, just hit it a bunch of times with a hammer.
It still won't work properly, but at least it’ll have a reason.
It still won't work properly, but at least it’ll have a reason.
February 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If your computer isn't working properly and you don't understand why, just hit it a bunch of times with a hammer.
It still won't work properly, but at least it’ll have a reason.
It still won't work properly, but at least it’ll have a reason.
Reposted by Moykhaile
Reposted by Moykhaile
*respirando e vivendo normal*
voz da ansiedade: acho que você tá morrendo tipo agora
*começo a sentir sintomas de morte tipo agora*
voz da ansiedade: acho que você tá morrendo tipo agora
*começo a sentir sintomas de morte tipo agora*
January 31, 2025 at 1:03 AM
*respirando e vivendo normal*
voz da ansiedade: acho que você tá morrendo tipo agora
*começo a sentir sintomas de morte tipo agora*
voz da ansiedade: acho que você tá morrendo tipo agora
*começo a sentir sintomas de morte tipo agora*
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January 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
quando é que americanos tiveram um presidente de verdade? kkkkkkkkk
Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.
January 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
quando é que americanos tiveram um presidente de verdade? kkkkkkkkk
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Eu sonhei que tava enfiando moedas no cu de outra pessoa
Conhincidencia?
Conhincidencia?
pq...
eu sonhei...
com moedas...
sendo enfiadas do meu cu?
eu sonhei...
com moedas...
sendo enfiadas do meu cu?
January 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Eu sonhei que tava enfiando moedas no cu de outra pessoa
Conhincidencia?
Conhincidencia?
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lmfaooo
January 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
lmfaooo
hate when people replying "i don't care"
sir you are clicking on the posts
"oh but it's always on my scree"
brother you made the algorithm
sir you are clicking on the posts
"oh but it's always on my scree"
brother you made the algorithm
January 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
hate when people replying "i don't care"
sir you are clicking on the posts
"oh but it's always on my scree"
brother you made the algorithm
sir you are clicking on the posts
"oh but it's always on my scree"
brother you made the algorithm
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Reposted by Moykhaile
"Why did you come to this time? To warn us?"
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
January 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Why did you come to this time? To warn us?"
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
The time traveler laughed. "Why would anyone listen to me?"
"You're from our future-"
"No, I'm from a different timeline, a different future. I'm a refugee."
"To here? Now?"
"It looks fucked right now, but this is the timeline that pulls through."
this is such a stupid concept
what? you don't think left leaning people can be horrible? i would never condone any extremism, left or right
what? you don't think left leaning people can be horrible? i would never condone any extremism, left or right
January 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
this is such a stupid concept
what? you don't think left leaning people can be horrible? i would never condone any extremism, left or right
what? you don't think left leaning people can be horrible? i would never condone any extremism, left or right