Wee Mowgz
mowgzilla.bsky.social
Wee Mowgz
@mowgzilla.bsky.social
Live music slut.
A strong 4, but with the chat of a weak 8.
Spoiling things for everyone else since 1982
I think they should have a naked penis comparison competition.
I imagine both of their members are resplendent with smegma.
Whichever one stinks the least, wins
June 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Watched "Kneecap" a few nights ago.
It was excellent and it made me sad as my dad would have loved it.
A big Rebel-rousing fan, was Mick.
March 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
10/10 parenting.
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
It is all kicking off in Tranent.
March 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Don't let me down here, Bluesky. You are irritatingly smug about how much better you are at interaction than twitter.
This is your chance
March 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Can anyone on here knit? I need a hat knitted in a certain style and colour scheme. And I'll pay you in cold, hard, electronically sent cash for it too.
Or can someone point me in the direction of someone that could do this for me?
March 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Lunch with the wee man.
Gastronomic.
February 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In keeping with my regular pop-ins on this app, I now have a new tooth brush and it is a fucking DELIGHT
February 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I just want to brush my teeth, man.
Fuck's sake
January 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You may think that your life is terrible, but my electric toothbrush has stopped charging (within warranty) and I'm having to organise a replacement.
Through Amazon.

Perspective
January 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Is 2025 the year I finally forgive Lance Vance for his betrayal in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City?
Is it fuck.
That bastard can rot in hell.
Prick
January 1, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Someone on here has followed me and I am the only male out of around 500 people that they follow.
They shall be disappointed if I get my hairy tit's out
December 29, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Re-post for a chance to win this brilliant prize:

2 x tickets to the show
A room at Leven (liveleven.com)
2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK
I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert

Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm

Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm
December 3, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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BROTHER NO YOU ARE TOO BIG
December 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I don't like Rhea's mask, but her makeup is glorious.
Tiffy is incredible and Liv Morgan is still the world's sexiest muppet
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM
I swear to God, if Wallace bangs ANOTHER person in the upcoming Wallace & Gromit, I'm going to lose my fucking shit.
That useless prick shouldn't be allowed anywhere near women, yet here he is, humping his way through his stop-motion universe.
Does my fucking head in
November 26, 2024 at 9:47 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 1:26 AM
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Tuesday
November 26, 2024 at 6:39 AM
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Whoever it was that decided to revive Big Band entertainment for the 21st century need to be hunted down and subject to a full-strength Guantanamo Bay style ‘enhanced interrogation’ by US Intelligence agents in a deniable location somewhere
I’ve had a try but I can’t think of anything worse than this.
November 26, 2024 at 8:13 AM
We are watching "Mr Inbetween" on Disney+
Jesus fucking christ, it is good.
November 25, 2024 at 10:08 PM
That was just silly. But I'm fine with it.
80's style wrestling, in a modern setting.
Boooooooom
November 24, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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Hear me out, Dave Bautista as Doctor Bunsen Honeydew who spends six months getting buff before going on a one-man mission to free ‘Beaker’, who has been kidnapped and forced to make a nuclear bomb for right wing extremists…
November 20, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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We just had beef or salmon at ours.
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM