Mouse
mousling.bsky.social
Mouse
@mousling.bsky.social
Professional Pain in the Ass
I love and hate both how much and how little has changed in the 30 years since the original.
March 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Let's talk of family values while we sit and watch the slaughter
Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters
The white folks think they're at the top, ask any one for their stance
A million years of evolution, we get JD Vance
March 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Truly though.. the original:

Let's talk of family values while we sit and watch the slaughter
Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters
The white folks think they're at the top, ask any proud white male
A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle
March 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Every headline makes me want to beg Danny Elfman for a 2025 remake of the song Insanity.

"The white folks think they're at the top, ask any proud white male
A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle"

I think we've out terribled Quayle...
March 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
All I can hear in my head is the scream of a 14.4 baud modem.
March 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Duckworth N

CLOTURE FAILS, CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN.

Last few votes rolling in.
March 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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“Komrade Kompromat Krasnov” known Russian ASS-et and Queen Sofa’s new catchphrase…

“Make Russia Great Again”

I'd call them both a piece of shit, but that's giving pieces of shit a bad rap.

We're sorry Ukraine, We're sorry World.

We voted for her…. We voted for sanity
February 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have a United federation of Planets flag flying right now, it's all I got.
February 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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If it doesn't show in your app list, as was the case for me, accessing it's page through the google play store will give you the option to uninstall it.

play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Android System SafetyCore - Apps on Google Play
Provides safety features for Android devices.
play.google.com
February 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ohhh which yarn is that? Super black light reactive, I love it! *Puplove*
February 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I found a blanket pattern that was kinda what I wanted and then fiddled with it until it was right, so a bit of both!
February 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM