Mouse Wisdom
@mousewisdom.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a mouse in Grade 3! My dad uses this account as an archive of all the gutbustingly hilarious stuff I come out with.
This mouse has got some cheek honestly
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This mouse has got some cheek honestly
🐭 I’ve called my emotional support pickles Bob, Taylor, Wesley, Thea and Destroyer of Worlds.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
April 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🐭 I’ve called my emotional support pickles Bob, Taylor, Wesley, Thea and Destroyer of Worlds.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
🐭 When did you buy a bucket of cheese and throw it at the ceiling?!
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
January 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🐭 When did you buy a bucket of cheese and throw it at the ceiling?!
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
Clearly this was testing their patience
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Clearly this was testing their patience
🐭 Want to see the world’s richest cat?
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🐭 Want to see the world’s richest cat?
“I don’t really understand all the rules in this game you’ve made up.”
🐭 Don’t worry - if I forget the rules I’ll just make up some more.
🐭 Don’t worry - if I forget the rules I’ll just make up some more.
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“I don’t really understand all the rules in this game you’ve made up.”
🐭 Don’t worry - if I forget the rules I’ll just make up some more.
🐭 Don’t worry - if I forget the rules I’ll just make up some more.
🐭 Your turn to make a word!
“I can’t, you’ve given me PRBGHRF.”
🐭 Do it anyway!
“It’s impossible.”
🐭 I’ll give you some vowels.
“I can’t, you’ve given me PRBGHRF.”
🐭 Do it anyway!
“It’s impossible.”
🐭 I’ll give you some vowels.
January 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
🐭 Your turn to make a word!
“I can’t, you’ve given me PRBGHRF.”
🐭 Do it anyway!
“It’s impossible.”
🐭 I’ll give you some vowels.
“I can’t, you’ve given me PRBGHRF.”
🐭 Do it anyway!
“It’s impossible.”
🐭 I’ll give you some vowels.
Good lord she’s five. Obviously I knew this, but getting the notification that I set this account up when she was a three month old baby really highlighted it.
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Good lord she’s five. Obviously I knew this, but getting the notification that I set this account up when she was a three month old baby really highlighted it.
“It’s a Princess Celestia cake!”
“Yes! What do you think she tastes like?”
“BLOOD” Happy 5th birthday :)
“Yes! What do you think she tastes like?”
“BLOOD” Happy 5th birthday :)
January 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“It’s a Princess Celestia cake!”
“Yes! What do you think she tastes like?”
“BLOOD” Happy 5th birthday :)
“Yes! What do you think she tastes like?”
“BLOOD” Happy 5th birthday :)
🐭I wrote a story! Can you read it to me?
“Uhh... once upon a time there was...”
🐭 No, it doesn’t say that.
“...One morning, a...”
🐭 No! I’ll read it. It says: Scribble scribble scribble scribble...
“Uhh... once upon a time there was...”
🐭 No, it doesn’t say that.
“...One morning, a...”
🐭 No! I’ll read it. It says: Scribble scribble scribble scribble...
January 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
🐭I wrote a story! Can you read it to me?
“Uhh... once upon a time there was...”
🐭 No, it doesn’t say that.
“...One morning, a...”
🐭 No! I’ll read it. It says: Scribble scribble scribble scribble...
“Uhh... once upon a time there was...”
🐭 No, it doesn’t say that.
“...One morning, a...”
🐭 No! I’ll read it. It says: Scribble scribble scribble scribble...
She’s been making some Thanksgiving soup but it doesn’t look very appetizing
January 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
She’s been making some Thanksgiving soup but it doesn’t look very appetizing
🐭 Does the check mark mean he’s the right president?
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🐭 Does the check mark mean he’s the right president?
Dad’s toy Dalek has been given a makeover
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Dad’s toy Dalek has been given a makeover
🐭 “Daddy! Look at the butt-apple! It has a butt!”
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🐭 “Daddy! Look at the butt-apple! It has a butt!”
🐭 Okay, Dad - now we’re going to leave you to grow.
January 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
🐭 Okay, Dad - now we’re going to leave you to grow.
