Mouse Wisdom
@mousewisdom.bsky.social
Hi, I'm a mouse in Grade 3! My dad uses this account as an archive of all the gutbustingly hilarious stuff I come out with.
This mouse has got some cheek honestly
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This mouse has got some cheek honestly
“Look, you got an ‘awesome’ on your homework!”
🐭 Great! I’m glad you didn’t make me mess it up this time.
🐭 Great! I’m glad you didn’t make me mess it up this time.
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Look, you got an ‘awesome’ on your homework!”
🐭 Great! I’m glad you didn’t make me mess it up this time.
🐭 Great! I’m glad you didn’t make me mess it up this time.
“You’re really good at maths.”
🐭 Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
🐭 Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
October 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“You’re really good at maths.”
🐭 Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
🐭 Yeah, but that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
🐭 I’m going to practise my viola. Your ears will bleed.
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
🐭 I’m going to practise my viola. Your ears will bleed.
(To the computer)
🐭 I don’t WANT to update Java! I like it how it is!
🐭 I don’t WANT to update Java! I like it how it is!
August 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
(To the computer)
🐭 I don’t WANT to update Java! I like it how it is!
🐭 I don’t WANT to update Java! I like it how it is!
🏴
🐭 Everyone’s so nice here! Unlike where we live. Geez.
🐭 Everyone’s so nice here! Unlike where we live. Geez.
August 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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🐭 Everyone’s so nice here! Unlike where we live. Geez.
🐭 Everyone’s so nice here! Unlike where we live. Geez.
“Do you want to shower before me?”
🐭 I’m a kid. I don’t smell.
🐭 I’m a kid. I don’t smell.
July 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Do you want to shower before me?”
🐭 I’m a kid. I don’t smell.
🐭 I’m a kid. I don’t smell.
“Do you know what twins are called when they’re not identical? Begins with an F…”
🐭🐹 Fraudulent!
🐭🐹 Fraudulent!
June 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Do you know what twins are called when they’re not identical? Begins with an F…”
🐭🐹 Fraudulent!
🐭🐹 Fraudulent!
🐭 I’ve called my emotional support pickles Bob, Taylor, Wesley, Thea and Destroyer of Worlds.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
April 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
🐭 I’ve called my emotional support pickles Bob, Taylor, Wesley, Thea and Destroyer of Worlds.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
“He doesn’t sound very supportive.”
🐭 No, I’m giving emotional support to HIM.
"I wonder if it would be rude to ask your friend's mum if you can go to their house."
🐭 Well I don't know. Check the rude-ipedia.
🐭 Well I don't know. Check the rude-ipedia.
April 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"I wonder if it would be rude to ask your friend's mum if you can go to their house."
🐭 Well I don't know. Check the rude-ipedia.
🐭 Well I don't know. Check the rude-ipedia.
🐭 I like the simple life. Wake up, go to school, come home, play Roblox.
March 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
🐭 I like the simple life. Wake up, go to school, come home, play Roblox.
“Why did you want to play chess with me and not Daddy?”
🐭 ‘Cause you’re easier.
🐭 ‘Cause you’re easier.
March 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“Why did you want to play chess with me and not Daddy?”
🐭 ‘Cause you’re easier.
🐭 ‘Cause you’re easier.
🐭 Someone in the chat said "Mousieworld, you ate"! (That means something good, by the way)
March 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
🐭 Someone in the chat said "Mousieworld, you ate"! (That means something good, by the way)
🐭 When did you buy a bucket of cheese and throw it at the ceiling?!
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
January 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
🐭 When did you buy a bucket of cheese and throw it at the ceiling?!
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
[Dad note: This is the work of the previous home owners!]
🐭 You can’t eat an entire stick of butter. Believe me, I’ve tried.
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🐭 You can’t eat an entire stick of butter. Believe me, I’ve tried.
“Can I put something on the television?”
🐭 If it’s not inappropriate.
“I don’t think there’s anything inappropriate about Murder She Wrote.”
🐭 What I mean is something not so much about murder.
🐭 If it’s not inappropriate.
“I don’t think there’s anything inappropriate about Murder She Wrote.”
🐭 What I mean is something not so much about murder.
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“Can I put something on the television?”
🐭 If it’s not inappropriate.
“I don’t think there’s anything inappropriate about Murder She Wrote.”
🐭 What I mean is something not so much about murder.
🐭 If it’s not inappropriate.
“I don’t think there’s anything inappropriate about Murder She Wrote.”
🐭 What I mean is something not so much about murder.
Clearly this was testing their patience
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Clearly this was testing their patience
🐱I’m scared of blood.
“Yeah, it’s not a nice thing to see.”
🐭 Tastes good, though.
“Yeah, it’s not a nice thing to see.”
🐭 Tastes good, though.
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🐱I’m scared of blood.
“Yeah, it’s not a nice thing to see.”
🐭 Tastes good, though.
“Yeah, it’s not a nice thing to see.”
🐭 Tastes good, though.
🐭 Is the US the country with the most athletes?
“Yes, and they’ve also won the most medals.”
🐭 Beginners’ luck.
“Yes, and they’ve also won the most medals.”
🐭 Beginners’ luck.
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🐭 Is the US the country with the most athletes?
“Yes, and they’ve also won the most medals.”
🐭 Beginners’ luck.
“Yes, and they’ve also won the most medals.”
🐭 Beginners’ luck.
🐭 See a penny, pick it up
🐭 All the day you won’t throw up
🐭 All the day you won’t throw up
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🐭 See a penny, pick it up
🐭 All the day you won’t throw up
🐭 All the day you won’t throw up
🐭 I don’t mean offence, Granny, but… were you around during castle times?
January 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
🐭 I don’t mean offence, Granny, but… were you around during castle times?
“Look at the size of your business class seat - it’s like a tiny apartment!”
🐭 Well, we ARE in New York.
🐭 Well, we ARE in New York.
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
“Look at the size of your business class seat - it’s like a tiny apartment!”
🐭 Well, we ARE in New York.
🐭 Well, we ARE in New York.
🐭 Want to see the world’s richest cat?
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🐭 Want to see the world’s richest cat?
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some watermelon?
🐭 Daddy, can you show me a magic trick?
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some milk? Are you okay?
"I'm tired!"
🐭 Well you should go to bed earlier.
🐭 Daddy, can you show me a magic trick?
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some milk? Are you okay?
"I'm tired!"
🐭 Well you should go to bed earlier.
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some watermelon?
🐭 Daddy, can you show me a magic trick?
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some milk? Are you okay?
"I'm tired!"
🐭 Well you should go to bed earlier.
🐭 Daddy, can you show me a magic trick?
🐭 Daddy, can you get me some milk? Are you okay?
"I'm tired!"
🐭 Well you should go to bed earlier.
🐭 Daddy, do you know what “the f-word” is?
“Haha, maybe ‘fiddle’? ‘Fish sticks’? ‘Fumble’?”
🐭 No! It’s “fuck”! :D
“Haha, maybe ‘fiddle’? ‘Fish sticks’? ‘Fumble’?”
🐭 No! It’s “fuck”! :D
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🐭 Daddy, do you know what “the f-word” is?
“Haha, maybe ‘fiddle’? ‘Fish sticks’? ‘Fumble’?”
🐭 No! It’s “fuck”! :D
“Haha, maybe ‘fiddle’? ‘Fish sticks’? ‘Fumble’?”
🐭 No! It’s “fuck”! :D