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hullo I'm adorable 😊
y'all I'm already 40 and just wanna be a cozy gay wife and mom til I'm ded

treat yourselves more kindly, please
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Hey, Oxygen Not Included from my studio is in this sale if you'd like to check it out!
The GAMES FROM VANCOUVER Steam sale is LIVE now until Nov 30!

🍁 Over 100 games on display
🏒 Over 50 games on sale up to 90%
🍺 Upcoming titles to watch
🍩 Hidden gems

Somewhere in this collection is a game made in Greater Vancouver you'll cherish.

store.steampowered.com/sale/GamesFr...
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I have $534 left for heat!!! Please help us get heat back on!
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️ URGENT‼️ we need help w/ heat and groceries!Our propane is low & we have little food in the house.
Propane-$644

Groceries-$490

Any help is appreciated!

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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One BC's Dallas Brodie is at it again, introducing a bill that would end BC observing Truth and Reconciliation Day as a holiday

Her introduction is full of residential school and genocide denialism, revisionist history and colonial sentiment

It's going to division at first reading #bcpoli
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I need my phone & Internet to not only receive help but to keep in contact with my disabled childs therapists. Thank you 💜

Car note due today- $317

Phone due tomorrow- $224

Internet due the 23rd- $292

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Trans girls online deserve $200

CA: GTK1989
VM: GTK89
And i have a PayPal, all money goes towards bills.
Trans girls online deserve $200

can you believe a whole year of my music only costs $64 ?!

mirlo.space/system-delex...
Trans girls online deserve $200

ko-fi.com/rathousepr
Venmo: rathousePR
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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A nine-banded armadillo standing on its hind legs with its head slightly tilted to regard me from its vantage point behind some blurry foliage in the foreground.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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talking with my wife about how Batman THINKS he's cool and mysterious, but people really think he's just weird and possibly gay
a close up of a man in a batman suit and mask standing in a room .
Alt: The Batman from the film "The Batman" walking around a crime scene
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November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Pants lost the fight
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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watching TMNT 87

Her: "the Turtles only lose a fight when they're wearing pants"

Me: "that's why they win against the bad guys. the bad guys are usually wearing pants"

Her: "Casey Jones wears pants, tho, and he wins fights"

Me: "Casey is OP. he needs pants to help control his unfathomable power"
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
what's great is when they literally yell "oh no!"

Humpty Dumpty did it in a Beware the Batman episode last night 😂
lately @mousewife.ninja has been pointing out instances of the "im a genius! oh no!!" in everything we watch, and it's been hilarious
a cartoon of a girl in a space suit
Alt: "I'm a genius!" "Oh no!"
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November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Rebecca passed away earlier today, so this is now a funeral fund.

i was talking about Rebecca only a few days ago, after she made a post for the 45th anniversary of her winning the National Atari 2600 Space Invaders Championship
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I skimmed over the Oliva Nuzzi piece and uh...

we've gotta re-classify parasitic brain worms as a Sexually Transmitted Infection
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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i'm thinking about doing a live reading of Nuzzi's entire book and selling tickets to raise funds for a charity that teaches kids not to read
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Listen, I am absolutely prone to over-writing stuff. But this book is a sex crime against metaphors.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Kiddo is turning 12 in a few days

Josie and I have been asking him for gift ideas for the last six weeks and he's come up with

"I just want to spend time with you."

"Something for the cats to play with. Or a cat basket for my desk?

"We could go out for a nice quiet dinner"

😊🥰😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Peter Beans Parker
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Let's have another bullet bird, this time the Sparrow!

#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Hi!

My friend Amy needs your help replacing her car after it broke down. She is stuck in a cycle of paying uber to get to work and home.

Please share and help if you can

#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #HelpSaveLifes2025 #MutualAidrequest

gofund.me/25d30e77
Donate to Amy's Journey to Stability, organized by Beth Kitchen
Hello! Beth Kitchen here in support of my friend Amelia "Amy" McKiney. Rorvik and … Beth Kitchen needs your support for Donate to Amy's Journey to Stability
gofund.me
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM