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i'm the MouseWife
@mousewife.ninja
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hullo I'm adorable 😊
y'all I'm already 40 and just wanna be a cozy gay wife and mom til I'm ded

treat yourselves more kindly, please
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amandawtwong.bsky.social
Hey, Oxygen Not Included from my studio is in this sale if you'd like to check it out!
vangameconnect.ca Vancouver Game Expo - Tickets on sale now! 🍁 @vangameconnect.ca · 10h
The GAMES FROM VANCOUVER Steam sale is LIVE now until Nov 30!

🍁 Over 100 games on display
🏒 Over 50 games on sale up to 90%
🍺 Upcoming titles to watch
🍩 Hidden gems

Somewhere in this collection is a game made in Greater Vancouver you'll cherish.

store.steampowered.com/sale/GamesFr...
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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coffinfairy.bsky.social
I have $534 left for heat!!! Please help us get heat back on!
coffinfairy.bsky.social Juniper @coffinfairy.bsky.social · 8d
‼️SINGLE DISABLED MOM‼️ URGENT‼️ we need help w/ heat and groceries!Our propane is low & we have little food in the house.
Propane-$644

Groceries-$490

Any help is appreciated!

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$coffinkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
Screenshot of text that reads: Hello, wanting to provide context to why I need continuous help with survival funds. I'm a single mom who also caretakes for my disabled child. He is high needs meaning he needs help with everything through out the day. I'm disabled myself. I have long covid which mostly entails POTs, uterine fibroids and chronic fatigue. But there are a lot of things my body struggles to do now which make it hard for me to work. When I was last working | ended up in the ER from overworking my body and decided it was best for me to stay home especially since my disabled child was already struggling so much with the caretaker he had at the time. I also have a trans child so we live in California where it's safest for her and my family in general as two of us are disabled. I'm working towards getting on disability at the moment as well as exploring options to be paid to be my son's caregiver as his behavior gets worse when I'm not the one caring for him. I also cannot afford bills and child care so this is the best road for right now as I figure out an income while caring Screenshot of text that reads: for him full time. Any support keeps my kids and I surviving and housed. Nothing goes unappreciated and I truly try to thank anyone who helps to the best of my ability. I suffer chronic fatigue so my spoons are limited. I'm not online as much as I use to be but I try to be especially because it's how we keep afloat. Thank you if you read and please if you can boost my posts as more eyes means more chances someone can pitch in and help on bills. Thank you
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
mousewife.ninja
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
screencap from the Harley Quinn show where Alysia Yeoh is driving a car and saying "It really helped me while I was transitioning" comic panel of Alysia Yeoh with a defiant and happy look on her face she's wearing a sexy looking black leather jacket (with amazing yellow shoulder and sleeve accents), holding a thin bat-style eye mask in one hand and a wooden baseball bat with the trans flag painted on it in the other, while saying: "Please. I'm a trans woman in Gotham. OF COURSE I have a weapon."
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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pacnorthimages.bsky.social
😠🦅👉🙂🦜👉😄🐦🪶
Cheer up! Friday is nigh!

#BirdPhotography #WildlifePhoto #NatureLovers #Hummingbird #FeatheredFriends #NaturePhotography #BirdsOfBsky #WingInFlight
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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sobittersosweet.bsky.social
One BC's Dallas Brodie is at it again, introducing a bill that would end BC observing Truth and Reconciliation Day as a holiday

Her introduction is full of residential school and genocide denialism, revisionist history and colonial sentiment

It's going to division at first reading #bcpoli
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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coffinfairy.bsky.social
I need my phone & Internet to not only receive help but to keep in contact with my disabled childs therapists. Thank you 💜

Car note due today- $317

Phone due tomorrow- $224

Internet due the 23rd- $292

PayPal: www.paypal.me/Coffinelf

Cashapp: cash.app/$juniperkewpie

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/coffinfairy
Screenshot of text reading: Hello, wanting to provide context to why ! need continuous help with survival funds. I'm a single mom who also caretakes for my disabled child. He is high needs meaning he needs help with everything through out the day. I'm disabled myself. I have long covid which mostly entails POTs, uterine fibroids and chronic fatigue. But there are a lot of things my body struggles to do now which make it hard for me to work. When I was last working I ended up in the ER from overworking my body and decided it was best for me to stay home especially since my disabled child was already struggling so much with the caretaker he had at the time. I also have a trans child so we live in California where it's safest for her and my family in general as two of us are disabled. I'm working towards getting on disability at the moment as well as exploring options to be paid to be my son's caregiver as his behavior gets worse when I'm not the one caring for him. I also cannot afford bills and child care so this is the best road for right now as I figure out an income while caring for him full time Screenshot of text that reads: now as I figure out an income while caring for him full time. Any support keeps my kids and I surviving and housed. Nothing goes unappreciated and I truly try to thank anyone who helps to the best of my ability. I suffer chronic fatigue so my spoons are limited. I'm not online as much as I use to be but I try to be especially because it's how we keep afloat. Thank you if you read and please if you can boost my posts as more eyes means more chances someone can pitch in and help on bills. Thank you
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
mousewife.ninja
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
screencap from the Harley Quinn show where Alysia Yeoh is driving a car and saying "It really helped me while I was transitioning" comic panel of Alysia Yeoh with a defiant and happy look on her face she's wearing a sexy looking black leather jacket (with amazing yellow shoulder and sleeve accents), holding a thin bat-style eye mask in one hand and a wooden baseball bat with the trans flag painted on it in the other, while saying: "Please. I'm a trans woman in Gotham. OF COURSE I have a weapon."
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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toadcialism.bsky.social
Just made this lovely new tree monitor-inspired bauble for Varanid Paradise, check it out 😁🦎

#bsnm #jewelry

www.varanidparadise.com/shop/p/aywyg...
Lime Leaves and Prasinus Layered Necklace — Varanid Paradise Reptilian Atelier
Honoring blue and green tree monitors (prasinus) with this eye-catching  dagger necklace! This beautiful Cleopatra collar style necklace is made of fine Czech glass beads in pearlescent lime gre...
www.varanidparadise.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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gtk1989.bsky.social
Trans girls online deserve $200

CA: GTK1989
VM: GTK89
And i have a PayPal, all money goes towards bills.
delexandra.com sys.del @delexandra.com · 2d
Trans girls online deserve $200

can you believe a whole year of my music only costs $64 ?!

mirlo.space/system-delex...
ratqueenem.bsky.social Em, Rat Queen 🐀🏳️‍⚧️ @ratqueenem.bsky.social · 2d
Trans girls online deserve $200

ko-fi.com/rathousepr
Venmo: rathousePR
November 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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alxnelson.bsky.social
A nine-banded armadillo standing on its hind legs with its head slightly tilted to regard me from its vantage point behind some blurry foliage in the foreground.
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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sewerbushido.com
talking with my wife about how Batman THINKS he's cool and mysterious, but people really think he's just weird and possibly gay
a close up of a man in a batman suit and mask standing in a room .
Alt: The Batman from the film "The Batman" walking around a crime scene
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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darkwingtwilight.bsky.social
Pants lost the fight
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
mousewife.ninja
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
screencap from the Harley Quinn show where Alysia Yeoh is driving a car and saying "It really helped me while I was transitioning" comic panel of Alysia Yeoh with a defiant and happy look on her face she's wearing a sexy looking black leather jacket (with amazing yellow shoulder and sleeve accents), holding a thin bat-style eye mask in one hand and a wooden baseball bat with the trans flag painted on it in the other, while saying: "Please. I'm a trans woman in Gotham. OF COURSE I have a weapon."
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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sewerbushido.com
watching TMNT 87

Her: "the Turtles only lose a fight when they're wearing pants"

Me: "that's why they win against the bad guys. the bad guys are usually wearing pants"

Her: "Casey Jones wears pants, tho, and he wins fights"

Me: "Casey is OP. he needs pants to help control his unfathomable power"
Casey Jones picking up Raphael by the shoulder with one hand. If Casey hadn't been nerfed by wearing pants, he'd have thrown Raph into outer space with ease. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT 1987)
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
mousewife.ninja
what's great is when they literally yell "oh no!"

Humpty Dumpty did it in a Beware the Batman episode last night 😂
sewerbushido.com SewerBushido @sewerbushido.com · 3d
lately @mousewife.ninja has been pointing out instances of the "im a genius! oh no!!" in everything we watch, and it's been hilarious
a cartoon of a girl in a space suit
Alt: "I'm a genius!" "Oh no!"
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 AM
mousewife.ninja
Good morning!
Please Be Kind To Trans People 💜
screencap from the Harley Quinn show where Alysia Yeoh is driving a car and saying "It really helped me while I was transitioning" comic panel of Alysia Yeoh with a defiant and happy look on her face she's wearing a sexy looking black leather jacket (with amazing yellow shoulder and sleeve accents), holding a thin bat-style eye mask in one hand and a wooden baseball bat with the trans flag painted on it in the other, while saying: "Please. I'm a trans woman in Gotham. OF COURSE I have a weapon."
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
mousewife.ninja
Rebecca passed away earlier today, so this is now a funeral fund.

i was talking about Rebecca only a few days ago, after she made a post for the 45th anniversary of her winning the National Atari 2600 Space Invaders Championship
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
mousewife.ninja
I skimmed over the Oliva Nuzzi piece and uh...

we've gotta re-classify parasitic brain worms as a Sexually Transmitted Infection
Then the flames peeked over the hill. The sky grew lighter as the fire swelled and made its way to the sea. I watched from the deck as the night turned orange. How many like the rattlesnake, his little soul swallowed without ceremony in one breath? And where would the coyotes go? They did not walk across the deck and leap into the garden tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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justinling.ca
i'm thinking about doing a live reading of Nuzzi's entire book and selling tickets to raise funds for a charity that teaches kids not to read
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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justinling.ca
Listen, I am absolutely prone to over-writing stuff. But this book is a sex crime against metaphors.
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
mousewife.ninja
Kiddo is turning 12 in a few days

Josie and I have been asking him for gift ideas for the last six weeks and he's come up with

"I just want to spend time with you."

"Something for the cats to play with. Or a cat basket for my desk?

"We could go out for a nice quiet dinner"

😊🥰😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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mousewife.ninja
Peter Beans Parker
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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mousewife.ninja
the B stands for beans
a man in a green jacket is eating a hamburger and french fries at a fast food restaurant
Alt: Peter "Beans" Parker eating a hamburger and french fries at a fast food restaurant
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November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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davidleakenney.bsky.social
Let's have another bullet bird, this time the Sparrow!

#birds #birdphotography #wildlife #wildlifephotography #photography
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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trexpushups.bsky.social
Hi!

My friend Amy needs your help replacing her car after it broke down. She is stuck in a cycle of paying uber to get to work and home.

Please share and help if you can

#helpsky #fundsky #MutualAid #HelpSaveLifes2025 #MutualAidrequest

gofund.me/25d30e77
Donate to Amy's Journey to Stability, organized by Beth Kitchen
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November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM