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Brawndo! It's Got Electrolytes! (Its what the plants crave, duh!!)

I'm happy to be here on Twitter 2.0; away from Trump 2.0 (aka that Musky trash odor)
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The co-founder of WWE is now the USA Education secretary...
Cool.....
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The war in Ukraine will be over in 24 hours.

So will Gaza.

There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days.

No tax on tips.

No tax on overtime.

Interest on car loans will be tax deductible.

No tax on Social Security.

He will balance the budget.

Tariffs will pay for everything.
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Ask the media why it's using old photos of the FSU shooter smiling and not the more recent ones where he's wearing MAGA merch.
April 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Elon Musk immigrated to the USA in 1995. The year prior to that is when apartheid ended in South Africa

Let that sink in
a man carrying a white box in front of a twitter logo
ALT: a man carrying a white box in front of a twitter logo
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April 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I love A1, wrastling, and edjucation!!

youtu.be/xsRUk0dMJu4?...
Secretary of Education repeatedly calls AI “A1" #shorts
YouTube video by Cybernews
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April 11, 2025 at 9:21 PM
When he says "boom," he means "KABOOM." We'll be imploding any day now.

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...
Truth Social
Truth Social is America's
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April 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Instead of stealing Greenland from Denmark, let’s steal some of their policies.

In Denmark:

- Health care and college are free.  

- The starting wage is $22/hr.

- Paid parental leave is 1 year.

- Paid vacation is 6 weeks.  

- All workers get pensions.
March 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
While in Greenland today, I just hope VD Vance minds his manners and says "Thank You"
March 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Texted LITERALLY WAR PLANS
March 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers
March 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
JD Vance is now accompanying his wife, Usha, to Greenland.

I wish I could have heard the argument that transpired that change.

I'm also still intrigued by the placement of the book, Earth in the Balance, in her original announcement of going there.
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Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star.

Putin’s Poodle
February 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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1/29: First plane crash in 16 years in DC
1/31: Crash in Philly
2/5: Delta flight struck in Seattle
2/6: Flight wrecks in Alaska
2/10: Crash in Scottsdale
2/12: Military jet crashes in San Diego
2/16: Crash in Covington, GA

7 crashes since the WH congratulated itself for “restoring aviation safety”
February 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I will no longer be using AirBnB @airbnbhelp.bsky.social
The co-founder of AirBnb is a buddy and partner w Musk. No big loss, as AirBnb overcharges (in relation to VRBO), and is full of theft and scams

www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/u...
Billionaire Airbnb Co-Founder Is Said to Take Role in Musk’s Government Initiative
Joe Gebbia is a board member at Tesla and is close to Elon Musk, the company’s C.E.O.
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Dems should propose a law that immediately requires every fed agency to post on @bsky.app account, every outlay with a detailed description, $, and a link to existing gov sites with in depth details

Rather than trying to keep Elon out, pre-empt him so he cant miss characterize spending.
February 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha times infinity
February 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM