the confidence hali and I both had answering a jeopardy question about an alliterative insect with "anteater" should be studied

everyone who goes ripping through a parking lot only to just pull through the spot because they dont know how to reverse is getting reincarnated as stinkbugs

consider i would like to be at home with my cats instead of in my office rn

halloween is simultaneously my favorite holiday and also just makes me feel like a loser because for the past decade I have only had Plans if I have been the one initiating them. most of my friends have parties and just dont invite me :(

everything's jason funderberker

heartbreaking: work bestie is terrible at their job

I miss. my sillies

putting the monterey bay jellyfish live cam on my computer at work is not soothing when it keeps buffering 😔

update: everyone make a zine now, it's good for you

I'm getting a feeling like I want to make a zine but I don't know if that's the devil talking or not

hey why the fuck are there games on linkedin now

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we log off?
ESTRAGON: Yes, let's log off.

They do not log off.

truly it's less the getting rejected from phd programs that's frustrating now, the hundreds of dollars I wasted aside, it's the fact that never in one of these cycles have I even been offered an interview. it's baffling to imagine how I look that bad on paper, but I'm far removed from academia now

I think the biggest benefit of the deluge of snow was preventing me from having to enter the hallowed halls of the pasta mines

that, and the fat cardinals in the snow

my poor cats think nobody is appreciating their skills to find and eat anything that could be considered food before laying down in the middle of the hallway

the scariest part of the halloween season is sitting in the walmart auto center for an indeterminate amount of time waiting for my oil change <3