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MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
They voted for this.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
MAGA Finds Out Their Health Insurance Is Going Up
Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the Fuck Out
Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the Fuck Out
So shines a good smite in a weary world.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the Fuck Out
Bless Indiana For Making Trump’s Head Explode
Bless Indiana For Making Trump’s Head Explode
Can God get an amen?
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December 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bless Indiana For Making Trump’s Head Explode
Total Morons Sean Duffy And RFK Jr Do Pull-ups At Airport
Total Morons Sean Duffy And RFK Jr Do Pull-ups At Airport
The Trump admin wants you to wear a suit to work out at the airport.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Total Morons Sean Duffy And RFK Jr Do Pull-ups At Airport
Thou Shalt Leave The Walz Family The Fuck Alone
Thou Shalt Leave The Walz Family The Fuck Alone
Can God get a flipping amen?
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December 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Thou Shalt Leave The Walz Family The Fuck Alone
Bless Costco For Suing Trump And Making MAGA Furious
Bless Costco For Suing Trump And Making MAGA Furious
More hotdogs for you and more hotdogs for me.
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December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Bless Costco For Suing Trump And Making MAGA Furious
Trump Voter Finally Realizes Trump Is A Moron
Trump Voter Finally Realizes Trump Is A Moron
Don Snorleone is in big trouble.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Trump Voter Finally Realizes Trump Is A Moron
Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Whoops!
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November 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Musk Accidentally Proves 70% Of MAGA Accounts On Twitter Live In Russia
Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Kill Members Of Congress
Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Kill Members Of Congress
Can God get a frigging amen?
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November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Thou Shalt Not Threaten To Kill Members Of Congress
‘Temu Jigsaw’ Laura Loomer Suddenly Very Worried About GOP's 'Nazi Problem'
‘Temu Jigsaw’ Laura Loomer Suddenly Very Worried About GOP's 'Nazi Problem'
What was her first clue?
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November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
‘Temu Jigsaw’ Laura Loomer Suddenly Very Worried About GOP's 'Nazi Problem'
Orange Pedo, eat your heart out.
A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
Every year, millions visit Rome's famous sites, but few enter the exclusive Colonna Palace. This private home-museum, hidden in the city center, opens only to small groups for a few hours on Friday an...
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November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Orange Pedo, eat your heart out.
A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
A peek inside the Colonna Palace, Rome’s most exclusive tourist site
Trump Voters Are Getting the Black Lung Because of Him
Killing his supporters. Must be a new high for him and his cult.
Killing his supporters. Must be a new high for him and his cult.
Trump Voters Are Getting the Black Lung Because of Him
“They’re doing everything they can to hurt the working man."
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November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Trump Voters Are Getting the Black Lung Because of Him
Killing his supporters. Must be a new high for him and his cult.
Killing his supporters. Must be a new high for him and his cult.
this week in stupid: November 8 edition
this week in stupid: November 8 edition
Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...
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November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
this week in stupid: November 8 edition
Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
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Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
The First Lady's move has further imperiled relations between the US and its northern neighbor.
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October 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Melania Increases Tariffs on Canada to 10,000% to Retaliate for Katy Perry Dating Justin Trudeau
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Damn The Billionaire Trump Supporter “Paying The Military” During Shutdown
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www.thegodpodcast.com/p/damn-the-b...
Damn The Billionaire Trump Supporter “Paying The Military” During Shutdown
Is it to keep the Epstein files from coming out?
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October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Damn The Billionaire Trump Supporter “Paying The Military” During Shutdown
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www.thegodpodcast.com/p/damn-the-b...
do we even have a government any more?
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do we even have a government any more?
over the cliff with Donny and Mikey
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October 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
do we even have a government any more?
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none of this shit is popular
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none of this shit is popular
and all of it is evil
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October 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
none of this shit is popular
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National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives — theonion.com/national-gua...
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives
FORT WORTH, TX—Catching his breath and wiping the sweat from his brow after he realized it was all just a bad dream, Texas National Guard member Jason Ringgold reportedly woke up screaming at 3 a.m. T...
theonion.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
National Guardsman Awakes Screaming From Nightmare About Americans Going About Daily Lives — theonion.com/national-gua...
Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration
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Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration
‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall’
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October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Preznit Fuckwit melts down at reporter who dares question East Wing desecration
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Key members of Young Republicans group chat weren't 'college kids' www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
Key members of Young Republicans group chat weren't 'college kids'
A Politico investigation revealed text messages joking about slavery, Hitler, rape and more.
www.snopes.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Key members of Young Republicans group chat weren't 'college kids' www.snopes.com/fact-check/c...
Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
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Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
“I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”
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October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mike Johnson Opts for Medically Induced Coma to Avoid Swearing in New Democratic Congresswoman
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How To Join ICE — theonion.com/how-to-join-...
How To Join ICE
As Immigration and Customs Enforcement seeks to increase its presence across the country, the agency is actively recruiting new agents to carry out the Trump administration’s mass deportation campaign...
theonion.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
How To Join ICE — theonion.com/how-to-join-...
Damn Trump For Destroying The White House
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Damn Trump For Destroying The White House
Imagine their reaction if Obama had done this.
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October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Damn Trump For Destroying The White House
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Your Pics From Yesterday’s Massive Protests
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Your Pics From Yesterday’s Massive Protests
What a powerful incredible day it was yesterday all across the U.S. (and the world)! Early estimates are that over 7 million protesters in all 50 states came out to take a stand against dictatorial ru...
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October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Your Pics From Yesterday’s Massive Protests
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no kings, fuck yeah!
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no kings, fuck yeah!
massive protests coast to coast — and country to country
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October 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
no kings, fuck yeah!
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