Okay, but if my sleep paralysis demon gets handsy or tries to murder you, don’t say you weren’t warned.

Deal. But I pick the vehicle AND the music. 😤

Like this? But like, a little better looking, maybe.

As an accomplice? Cause I could use some industrial dirt movers and a large supply of matches.

Not you. You have to stick around and destroy shit with me!

He was nicer than I am. Would’ve flipped a U so fast and been back at her place the MINUTE she brought up the bible, if not when she forgot to return the joint. Not about to be stuck in a vehicle with a religious nut who is high. No thank you!

I have no other skills, apparently. Just going to stick to what I know. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Every time. 😂

He said he’s fine with it as long as Whitney and Mariah stay off the playlist. (They’re never on the playlist.)

Very light swaying and signing in the mirror to a couple of his favorite songs cause his tummy is full.

Fine. Are they happy to see me?

Why do you have all your baking supplies on his sitting spot?

NOOOOO!!!! 😭

Heeyyyyy I just ate…7/20 of the ones I brought home!