“No. No. No. Ephebophile. Get the joke right.”

-Alan Dershowitz, after reading my joke, probably

But this is about cows…

You’re also jagoff Banks.

Hey, relax guy. Extremely wealthy people are doing very well right now.

Ok. That link sucks. Let’s try this again:

youtu.be/mp4xmayNpbM

Fentanyl is a problem so let’s attack a country that *checks notes* 0% of fentanyl in the US comes from.

We can just label anyone a terrorist and kill them without any evidence or trial these days. This might work in my favor, though. You drive like shit? You’re a road terrorist. Park right in front of my house? You’re a parking terrorist. We can blow you the fuck up now.

Alternate caption:

Black don’t cracker.

And then he helped spread a false rumor about a female student at Mississippi. Dude is just a scumbag. I’ve disliked him for a while now. In closing, fuck him. 🤷‍♂️