Ghost In Jelly Shoes
@motherboy.bsky.social
Never got over my mom not letting me wear jelly shoes. Haunting you in plastic shoes.
Giving up in record time
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Giving up in record time
The Krampus Who Punishes Naughty Men
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The Krampus Who Punishes Naughty Men
I keep it in my car!
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I keep it in my car!
I grew an entire tree exclusively for apple pie. It’s also an Apple Ent hunting haters and grinding them into “pumpkin pie”
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I grew an entire tree exclusively for apple pie. It’s also an Apple Ent hunting haters and grinding them into “pumpkin pie”
The Robert’s court def thinks so
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The Robert’s court def thinks so
I can legit sing it a Capella at this juncture
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I can legit sing it a Capella at this juncture
It’s been trapped in my dome for 3 days
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s been trapped in my dome for 3 days
That poor child I just can’t
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That poor child I just can’t
Would be amazing and a vast upgrade from my 2015 puddle jumper ride seated next to Jill Stein and her Tupperware of god awful stinky food from home.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Would be amazing and a vast upgrade from my 2015 puddle jumper ride seated next to Jill Stein and her Tupperware of god awful stinky food from home.
Ok now I want to share my kid in 2019
November 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Ok now I want to share my kid in 2019
Oh and pappardelle is fucking heavenly
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Oh and pappardelle is fucking heavenly
Linguini 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Linguini 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
OMFG ME TOO!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
OMFG ME TOO!!
Time for Back Door Santa
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Time for Back Door Santa