"I get wet."

Butt dust in the wind.

I’ve been slowly returning to butt dust for yeeeears.

I like the musical more than I like the movie if that helps.

LMK when you get back up to season 4 and I’ll join in. I still haven’t seen that one.

The North welcomes you.

I'm in ABC territory here and always loved having you as a classic version hookup. I'll be watching this thread 😂

Twirling the phone cord around your finger while you talk to your bestie. Pulling up the antenna on a cordless phone.

I am both desperate to participate in jury duty AND desperate to dress like Princess Leia and say "I don't think it's fair for me to serve on a jury because I'm a hologram" like Liz Lemon. And I can't decide which is more pressing.

Meanwhile, me: "ew, I already talk to the only person from high school I ever need to talk to again. Delete."

Listen, eating leafy greens that taste bad but that I know won't poison me makes me feel superior to regular lettuce-eaters. Let me have this.