Every new quote was another punch in the head. What the fuck are we doing as a species right now?

“I’m a lesser being of lower intellect like all of my kind, especially the ones who think otherwise.”

If you truly believe that, why do you bother speaking? You’ve just told us all not to take you seriously. This message could be better conveyed by A Powerful Man, no?

I despair of this timeline.

THROW THEM AWAY?! I'd like to point out that I have lived my entire life without this even occurring to me.

"the size of a large burger"

Americans really will do anything to avoid using the metric system, huh.

I love our timeline! Existing here is simple and not infuriating at all. 🥲

You're overlooking the fact that I'm pretty sure some of these people pre-date the concept of formal schooling.

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Spock/Kirk is great but where’s the Spock/McCoy episode?