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Doctor Cigarettes
@moskvagorit.bsky.social
Cornfield communist. Avid supporter of putting the boat back in the Suez.
I reached out to one of my parents asking if they might be able to help me if I had to leave my job and ran through my (decent) savings before I found another. This is what I got back. My family is not poor. It’s good to know I’m truly on my own.
April 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
April 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Are you ok, Senator?
April 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My mutual fund investment firm emailed me asking me to not take my money out is that good
April 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The new HUD home page has a suburban cul de sac with a sidewalk that ends halfway. We’re so fucked lol.
March 31, 2025 at 1:16 PM
craziest fuckin BLT I have ever seen
January 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
December 5, 2023 at 4:52 PM
Ominous graphic from Toledo’s local child reporter.
November 17, 2023 at 1:56 PM
October 19, 2023 at 3:20 PM
October 16, 2023 at 3:13 PM
There is a critical need for zoning reform in Toledo Ohio.
October 16, 2023 at 1:33 PM
October 6, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Who Wore It Better? Cursed Edition.
September 28, 2023 at 5:17 AM
Best part of It’s 5 o’clock Somewhere is when he is begging the bartender to “pour me something tall and strong” he means this.
September 4, 2023 at 10:16 PM
When I look at my friends: you are all such beautiful people deserving of love and happiness.

When I look at myself:
September 4, 2023 at 12:38 AM
Just a normal Sunday, drinking a cappuccino in Trotsky’s courtyard.
September 3, 2023 at 5:30 PM
While you were having “girl lunch”, I was upping the ante.
September 2, 2023 at 7:55 PM
It’s times like these we have to ask WWJBD?
September 2, 2023 at 1:51 PM
For Jimmy.
September 2, 2023 at 12:19 PM
This is like 9/11 for bagel shops
August 22, 2023 at 2:08 PM