Occam’s Razor Burn
@moshirty.bsky.social
Just sitting back, riding the waves of entropy
Department of Environment??? 🤣🤣🤣💀
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Department of Environment??? 🤣🤣🤣💀
War on holidays
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
War on holidays
The Outback was originally marketed as a “sport utility wagon”! 😂
December 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Outback was originally marketed as a “sport utility wagon”! 😂
You’re going to misuse “begs the question” in a reply to Peter? The audacity! 🧐😲
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You’re going to misuse “begs the question” in a reply to Peter? The audacity! 🧐😲
Wake up babe, a new oxymoron just dropped! “Permanent pause” 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wake up babe, a new oxymoron just dropped! “Permanent pause” 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When you’ve run out of ideas for actual useful products
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
When you’ve run out of ideas for actual useful products
You gotta tax them *before* they become billionaires though, otherwise they get too powerful
December 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
You gotta tax them *before* they become billionaires though, otherwise they get too powerful
Well that’s not how income taxes work but we appreciate the sentiment
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Well that’s not how income taxes work but we appreciate the sentiment
Bro do you even lift?
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Bro do you even lift?
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My controversial opinion: Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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My controversial opinion: Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My controversial opinion: Three Days of the Condor is a Christmas movie
That circle could have been drawn anywhere on the photo tbh
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That circle could have been drawn anywhere on the photo tbh
Only a 99% drop in stock price…ask me how i know 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Only a 99% drop in stock price…ask me how i know 🫠
I’ve still got the logo fleece and computer bag. Ironically I was laid off from Alcatel-Lucent in 2013 and hired back into AT&T in 2014
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’ve still got the logo fleece and computer bag. Ironically I was laid off from Alcatel-Lucent in 2013 and hired back into AT&T in 2014
Both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines were approved in December 2020
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Both the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines were approved in December 2020
Who names their kid Gentry Beach! 💀
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who names their kid Gentry Beach! 💀
I don’t know why, but I have an instinctive distrust of any man who wears hair gel, such as Hegseth and Gaetz, and yes I’ll say it, Newsom
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I don’t know why, but I have an instinctive distrust of any man who wears hair gel, such as Hegseth and Gaetz, and yes I’ll say it, Newsom
When I was in probably 5th grade or so, I invented a recipe called Peanut Butter Pumpernickel Pie and gave it (untested) to a girl I secretly liked. I had zero experience with baking and have no memory of the recipe other than the name, but I would confidently put it up against any AI recipe 😅
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When I was in probably 5th grade or so, I invented a recipe called Peanut Butter Pumpernickel Pie and gave it (untested) to a girl I secretly liked. I had zero experience with baking and have no memory of the recipe other than the name, but I would confidently put it up against any AI recipe 😅
An Olivia-involved felching. Felches were made.
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
An Olivia-involved felching. Felches were made.
Sleep you say 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sleep you say 🤔
Me this year: “oh this chore jacket? I got it on Quince”
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Me this year: “oh this chore jacket? I got it on Quince”