But also maybe I just get starry-eyed abt the power of Da Movies after getting to go see a movie in theatres

After seeing it tn in theaters and reading the book synopsis on Wikipedia just now (never actually read it), it seems to stay p faithful to the book plot and even character names, especially in contrast to the original 80s film (that I also never watched but also just read the Wikipedia synopsis of)

"Surely after years of them sitting around with their thumbs up their asses, they'll keep em crammed up there for a little longer."

WTF else do you call paramilitary groups stopping and detaining civilians at this scale ACROSS THE COUNTRY???

This is gonna show up in my nightmares somehow. Freakish and indecent

2025: Comedy IS legal again

Also toilet gods are what we should call ppl who get famous from reality tv