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Matt the Scott
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Hey kids! Spooky season is here! Who's YOUR favorite Nosferatu??

#stephenmiller
October 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
RFK Jr talking about #Tylenol:
September 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The worst Kato:
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Adams watching the scavenger hunt:
August 25, 2025 at 12:40 PM
New Weezer album about to drop! #beatles #sammendes
April 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
January 24, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Same masculine vibe.
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I haven't posted here much, but let me take a sec on this very special day to share a very special message.
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Meltdowns like this or
January 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I have my suspicions.
January 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Never heard of Gremlin’s. But Gremlins is a lot of fun.
December 20, 2024 at 12:18 PM
If you ever need to explain to someone what the word “performative” means, just show them this picture.
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
We have a grey baby named Mouse, too!
December 10, 2024 at 8:31 AM
Luigi’s in a big family photo on Nino’s website!
December 10, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Well, I can see why they call him a “Person of Interest”.
December 9, 2024 at 11:57 PM
December 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Please also never forget he’s the guy who mocked bombing victims MINUTES AFTER THE BOMBING with a C minus dad joke.
December 7, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Classic.
November 16, 2024 at 10:13 PM